Saturday, February 6, 2010

Who’s You’re Daddy?


OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG! ITS OVER!!! As I’d planned on only watching ‘til Danicker HIT duh WALL, BUTT!

Whale I don’t know ‘bout Y’all, but I’m exhausted after watchin ‘Dat ARCA DannaCar LUV-Fest… I mean I think ‘Ol DW gotz a CRUSH on Duh Princess! And Thank Gawd I wasn’t playin’ ‘Juan ‘O ‘Dem Drinkin’ games… Likes uze knows everytime they say Daniker’s name uze gotta drink a shot of Jaggermeister – Ja Volt! ‘Cause I’d bee HAMMERED by now after the RELENTLESS NONSTOP Wall to Wall coverage of DannaCar’s every move…

And what a race, eh? As it seemingly had a little bit ‘O everything, with Princess takin’ a shower before she’d even finished the race… To DW apparently going off on Milkla-licious… Claiming I DON’T care if you’re an IndyCar Driver, Yuhs gots-tuh know whens to put on ‘Dem Brakes… As THE ‘DAWG’s, nee pressdog’s favourite female Leigh-lanie Munter ‘N Milka Duno were two of the eight debutant drivers caught-up in the first Smash-em Up caution period, as 8 of the 10 Drivers involved were Rookies…

Then there was Nielsen-Ho (Nelson Piquet Jr.) running as high as 5th before forgetting to flip the KILL switch on his Taxicab during the Red Flag session from when Jill George punted the catch fencing… To Piquet Junior giving that No. 7 Media Darling (Princess) his patented ‘Singapore Slingshot! As DannaCar went off to do a little gardening thru the infield grass… As it weren’t ‘til 23 laps to go (of 80) that the esteemed announcers noticed that Alli Owens was running in 3rd place and started actually talking ‘bout some other female besides DannaCar! As I swear ‘Ol DW is Croonin’ for her; Yuhs think?

And how ‘bout ‘Dat Ricky Carmichael? As he ‘N Princess rubbed noses in their fevered scrum for 7th place… As NO! Even if you’re called the ‘GOAT, the Greatest Of All Time is someone named Ali…

So Halleluiah! Eyes DON’Ts gotta watch-em NO MORE ARCA races this year as I’ll let pressdog slobber all over how whale DannaCar does during her BIG Bommer-fest thingy the rest-duh the season, eh? As SADLY the DannaCar Wall Smack pool didn’t pay out today…

2 comments:

  1. LOL. You cared a whole lot longer than I did.

    Darrell Waltrip makes me physically ill. How many times did he give NAPCAR credit for the SAFER Barrier this time around?

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  2. Whale... I'm NOT sure if Care is the correct terminology here, eh? As apparently I was 'Juan of duh few who stuck it out 'til the bitter end. so now we'll haveda wait for pressdog's glowing first ever Fenders report!

    and the radio is blarin' the perfect song for this story: Its Hip to be Square...

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