Showing posts with label Tomaso Files. Show all posts
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Monday, August 11, 2025

The Tomaso files: More McMurtry musings

As no more cowboy Jokes here…

 

Yeah, Y’all may be saying why am I scribblin’ about Larry McMurtry on No Fenders, Eh? But He does have a slight connection to automobiles, in the sense He loved road trips for much of His life. Not to mention renting the latest Lincoln or Cadillac for these Coast-to-coast jaunts…

 

As Larry would routinely ask His uncle or somebody where does Highway 271 go to? Apparently the only major road passing His Grandfather’s ranch in Archer City. To which whomever He asked? Would always grunt derisively and say nowhere…

 

Following High School graduation, Larry entered Rice University in Houston, when admission was free to white students. Although Rice had warned Him that His math skills were deficient. And following His first year, He transferred to University of North Texas. Being closer to home, where He also had a High School Buddy attending. Graduating with a BA in 1958, before returning to Rice for His MA in 1960.

 

Larry also was a Wally Stegner Fellow between 1960-61, where His classmates included Ken Kesey, Wendell Berry, Peter S. Beagle and Gurney Norman in Stanford’s Creative Writing Center. Honing His Fiction writing skills, and presumably working upon what would become His first published novel Horseman, pass By, also in 1961.

 

McMurtry notes that Ken Kesey entered the classroom and made a Beeline to the front of the room, letting the rest know He intended to be the class’s Alpha male, albeit Kesey and McMurtry would be friends for many years.

 

Returning to Houston in 1963, taking teaching roles at Texas Christian University (TCU) and Rice. Larry would be visited by Kesey and the Merry Pranksters in Kesey’s psychedelic painted converted school bus enroute to New York city for the 1964 World’s Fair. As this adventure would later be chronicled in Tom Wolfe’s 1968 novel The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, about the 1960’s Counter Culture revolution.

 

McMurtry called the decade between Terms of Endearment and Lonesome dove His most fallow period of writing, publishing just three novel. Which if I have them correctly? Are Somebody’s Darling, (1978) Cadillac Jack (1982) and The Desert Rose. (1983) With some critics denoting these three books as the Trash Trilogy, Youch!

 

As Larry Himself notes that He started and stopped on the writing of Lonesome dove three times. And at some 900-1,200 pages was taking seriously long to develop, especially since the Cattle drive had another 1,000 miles to go…

 

McMurtry was a raconteur of food and enjoyed going out to dinner for a good meal with beautiful women. As He was good friends with both Cybill Sheppard and Diane Keaton to name just a few.

 

Larry wore large polo shirts to hide his increasing girth and when in Archer City, had a cheeseburger for lunch everyday at the local DQ’. (Dairy Queen)

 

Sometime in Fall of 1991, after a typical day’s activities of writing five to ten pages and moving books from His ranch house to His Archer City bookstore. Larry hit a cow on a gravel road, which He claimed was normal in rural Texas…

 

The next day He stopped at His Internist to get some medicine for a cough that wouldn’t go away, thinking it was from lugging around dusty books. The Doctor said He didn’t look so good and ordered an EKG, before saying OMG, you’re having a heart attack!

 

Yet the room He was in was so small they couldn’t get the stretcher into it, but wouldn’t allow Him to walk out of the room. So the stretcher had to be disassembled, before the starstruck ambulance driver drove off a high curb after learning it was the author of Lonesome dove He was transporting! Causing the IV bags to jostle and the needles pull upon Larry strapped on a gurney…

 

Next, an Angiogram was performed, with Larry watching on a four inch screen the insides of His heart, learning He had at least three major arteries blocked and needed immediate bypass surgery! But McMurtry needed to finish the book He was writing first, The Evening Star an immediate sounded like six months to Him. Which sounds like a typical writer to Mwah…

 

On December 2, 1991 after much convincing by His Doctors, telling Larry He’d feel fine right up until the day He keeled over! McMurtry underwent quadruple heart bypass surgery, where He was put on a heart lung machine; to continue blood and oxygen while the heart is stopped. And then His heart was removed from His chest cavity and put into a cooler at 28 degrees Celsius while doctors rerouted His veins past the major blockages, grafting veins from His feet or legs.

 

four hours later, they simply reinstalled His heart and with everything re-attached, shocked His heart back into beating and “buttoned” Him up!

 

As I must say that this analogy comes from watching myriads of TV car builder shows made me instantly think of when they go to fire the new engine for the first time. And that I had to re-read this section a second time for clarity…

 

Since the first time I heard the part about removing His heart when listening to the book in the evening, I kind of got the creeps wondering to myself is this how they performed my open heart surgery? Although I’m 98% certain that my heart wasn’t removed from my body, but it’s a very chilling thought afterwards…

 

 Even stranger yet is how McMurtry simply rested for ten days at His Georgetown dwelling before resuming life as normal, i.e.; driving to Texas for Christmas, albeit avoiding His mother as much as possible! And then just going back to His normal working life of running a rare book store, writing, etc. As this seems very odd to me, especially since I couldn’t do anything initially, besides sleep! Along with zero strenuous activity for the first eight weeks…

 

Thus, He lived nearly another thirty years after having quadruple heart bypass surgery at the end of 1991. And suffered from great depression following His surgery before writing Streets of Laredo with writing partner Diana Ossana.

 

As Diana was instrumental in bringing Him out of His “funk”, with McMurtry recovering at Her house in Tucson. And would transcribe Larry’s written draft written in Her kitchen onto the computer.

 

As Larry initially would write five pages a day on an old typewriter, and during His initial recovery period would write 90mins each morning.

 

Interestingly, Larry McMurtry married Norma Fay Kesey, the widow of Ken Kesey in 2011, in His hometown of Archer City. Larry was 74 and Faye was 76.

 

Ken Kesey was the author of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, which ironically just celebrated the movie’s 50th anniversary on July 13th &16th. When the re-released movie was shown on limited theatres in Washington and Oregon. Although supposedly this was occurring nationwide.

 

Wasn’t aware that Michael Douglass was the producer of the film, which stars Jack Nicholson and Danny DeVito.

 

As the movie was nominated for nine Oscar awards, although Douglass said He had to work very hard to get Nicholson to attend the awards ceremony. As Nicholson had been nominated five times and failed to win five times previously.

 

Striking out on the first four nominations, Nicholson began lambasting Douglass, who said Hang in there Jack. Before the movie swept the five “biggies”, i.e.; Best Picture, Director, Actor,, Actress and Screenplay.

 

Which had only occurred once before in 1934 for It Happened One Night. And only once since for Silence of the Lambs. (1991)

 

Kesey grew up in Springfield, Oregon and graduated from the University of Oregon, and was a longtime resident of Eugene. Before dying at age 66 in November, 2001.

 

While McMurtry was a prolific writer, with some 40 novels alone written. Not to mention His massive screenplay writing career for both film and television.

 

As McMurtry’s novels adapted for film garnered 34 Oscar nominations, and won 13. Including McMurtry and Diana Ossana co-winning for Best Adaptive Screenplay for Brokeback Mountain in 2005.

 

As Larry made His portion of His acceptance speech wearing jeans and cowboy boots underneath His tuxedo jacket. Thanking His typewriter and urging everyone to support books, for which without, there would be no stories.

 

And this doesn’t even include all of the Emmy nominations and awards His Lonesome Dove mini-series and television work received… 

Wednesday, August 6, 2025

The Tomaso files: A Famous Writer’s Biography

Get Along liddle’ Doggy, Rah, Rah!

 

Recently, I “read”, Err listened to Tracy Daugherty’s Larry McMurtry: A Life Biography, which weighs in at 560 pages, and was 16 discs long.

 

As I hadn’t planned on scribblin’ a story about this initially, thus not taking copious notes when listening to the book, albeit noting some portions that caught my Attenzione. For which I’ll now try to “Stitch” together, as this expression of what McMurtry did with His prolific prose is my new favourite expression…

 

For which all I can say is that He must have been one Helluva typer! Initially cranking out five pages per day of narratives, which ultimately became ten pages a day! For which I can hardly get to three full pages in an entire day’s “work”, and only when a story’s freely flowing thru my head! As reportedly McMurtry did this seven days a week without taking any time off for Holidays, Aye Karumba!

 

As His grandson Curtis says He can remember hearing Him typing at 7AM in the morning…

 

The only reason I stumbled onto this fairly interesting Biography was due to my local librarian Kevin, and His excellent memory. As I’d tried checking out Lonesome Dove on Audiobook, for which sadly, my library’s system doesn’t have, Sigh! Which seems odd, since after all McMurtry won a Pulitzer prize for it in 1985.

 

And the first time Kevin went to retrieve this book from the shelve, it wasn’t there. Before Kevin said we’ve got your biography a few months later after I’d totally forgotten about it…

 

Larry McMurtry was born in Wichita Falls, Texas on June 3, 1936. The nearest hospital to His parent’s ranch in Archer City, upon what was called Idiot’s Hill. And died in Tucson, Arizona on March 25, 2021 at age 84. Just a skosh’ over two months before His 85th birthday.

 

Larry’s son James McMurtry was born on March 18, 1962 in forth Worth, Texas. His mother being Jo Scott, who Larry supported thru Her college degree. As She would go onto become an English Professor and author five books of Her own. As I believe they divorced in 1966?

 

James attended U of A (University of Arizona) for four years, but not sure if He graduated? Since He was more interested in music vs. school. Although He did take a few Creative writing classes. With His father giving him His first guitar at age seven.

 

Both James and His son Curtis, Larry’s grandson are Singer/Songwriters who play guitar, both frequenting Austin. James is currently age 63, and Curtis 35.

 

Johnny Cougar Mellencamp and Larry McMurtry worked on a screenplay over ten years, eventually known as Falling from Grace. As Mellencamp kept in touch the whole time.

 

James gave His Dad a four track demo tape to pass along to Mellencamp, who initially frowned over the prospect of listening to it for three months before trying it. Then immediately called Larry after listening to less than half of it, saying the Kid can play. Asking James if He could have enough material for an album by February? And the rest is history.

 

Cougar’ produced Too Long  in the Wasteland in 1989 for Columbia Records, which peaked at #125 of the Billboard 200 Albums. Painted by Numbers was the first single.

 

VIDEO: Painted by Numbers

 

McMurtry’s first published novel was Horseman, Pass By, published in 1961. Followed by Leaving Cheyenne. (1962) Then The Last Picture Show in 1966, which became a 1971 movie with the same title. Directed by Peter Dogdanovich and filmed in Archer city, it stars a 20yr old named Cybill Sheppard, Her debut film, along with Jeff Bridges.

 

Apparently He had a knack for writing long books, with His fourth novel titled Moving On, (1970) weighing in at a hefty 794 pages! With the main character being Patsy Carpenter, in the first of three novels about “Urbanites”.

 

Moving On was followed by All My Friends Are going to BE Strangers. (1972) Where the character Danny wades into river with manuscript saying He’d rather see the water than black ink blobs on pages as He drowns the manuscript one page at a time!

 

Fairly certain this is the novel with Skyckcrapper typo throughout, i.e.; Skyscraper should have been the word. Which was mis-edited by the book’s third editor, after the first two refused the novel due to its salty Texas language.

 

Never knew that He’d written Terms of Endearment, (1975) which was the third novel of His Urbanite trilogy. Although I’ve heard about it over the year, but only in reference to the award winning movie.

 

Funny part about the making of the movie, as apparently Debra Winger didn’t get on with Shirley MacLaine. And during one scene tried telling MacLaine where Her marks were. To which Shirley shot back I know my Marks! To which reportedly Debra in a mini skirt and combat boots said oh yeah? Lifted Her skirt, turned Her head and proceeded to fart in MacLaine’s face, saying how’s that for a mark!

 

As this tension apparently is part of what makes their Mother-Daughter roles so good on screen.

 

The 1983 movie was the second highest grossing movie that year at $165 million, exceeded only by Return of the Jedi. And would be nominated for eleven Oscars and win five. Including Shirley MacLaine winning Best Actress, with Jack Nicholson winning Best supporting Actor. Along with Best Picture, Best Director and Best Adaptive Screenplay.

 

Also didn’t know that He’d written what would become Hud, with the 1963 movie starring ‘Ol blue Eyes, aka Paul Newman. For which I’ve forgotten what small town America the film crew was staying at?

 

But One policeman mused it was amazing how many women were cruising the Hotel, hoping to catch a peak of Newman on the pool’s diving board, or poolside. Saying He’d grown up in that town, and couldn’t ever remember there being that many women. And we’re not talking teenagers!

 

Having scribbled profusely my massive four parts, or was it five? Trilogy about Newman in the following No Fenders tome…

 

Paul Newman’s A Life Book review

 

As Hud was the movie adaptation of His debut novel Horseman, pass By. And was produced by director Martin Ritt and Paul Newman’s newly formed movie company Salem Productions.

 

Another funny moment is when Larry attends a State Dinner at the White House in November, 1985, with the onoured guests being the Prince and Princess of Wales. As Larry reckons His father would have been much disappointed with the Sad, ‘Ol Cowboy in the Whitehouse, who was a faux John Wayne! As His father was a real Cowboy who worked the family’s farm His entire life before dying at age 77, all broke up physically…

 

Larry notes that President Regan was apparently 80% “On”, which seemed appropriate for the evening. Although in one momentous gaff, Regan made a celebratory toast to Princess David, cymbal crash please!

 

As McMurtry felt totally out of place with the likes of Clint Eastwood and John Travolta, fresh off of Saturday Night Fever in attendance. With Travolta garnering the most dance time with Princess Diana. While McMurtry noted Her eyes were the deepest, “electric” blue, reminding Him of Paul Newman’s. 

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

The Tomaso Files: Everything but “Thee Plane, Thee Plane Boss!”

“Wild ‘n Crazy” Tomaso driving across the Olympic Peninsula! (The Tomaso Collection)

 

As the late Rodney King said: “Can’t we All just Get Along?”

 

Yeah, I realize this is another long winded No Fenders story. Which is intended to highlight just some of the difficulties of being Blind and traveling alone. For which I couldn’t complete without the countless good Samaritans who take pity on me!

 

Whilst it would run well into double digit pages if I detailed everything, like how no two single bathrooms are alike! Not to mention trying to figure out if they’re occupied while walking to/from my seat on a moving train! And where’s the electrical sensor to open the train’s car doors, etc. All aboard…

 

As typical, I awoke Uber’ early in order to be prepared to start the day’s Mega’ long journey!

 

The local taxi, with the company’s amiable owner Josh knocked on my door promptly @8:30AM meaning I was almost an hour early for the Shuttle Bus, Aye Karumba!

 

After waiting patiently forever, the Shuttle Bus, a super loud Diesel affair sat loudly idling across the road from the Bus Stop. As I struggled to get there in-time. As the Jerkwad’ Bus driver lamely bellowed out Eugene? When He saw me struggling to catch the bus. Even though I was wearing my Eugene Amtrak sign, Sheisa!

 

As it’s a custom cardboard sign that Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary Ellen made for me. With the word Eugene spelled out in large black  letters, fashioned out of electrical tape. With the world Amtrak Station in black marker below it. Which I wear around my neck like a Blind man selling pencils!

 

As this has to be the most humiliating portion of the trip for Mwah! Especially since I shouldn’t be required to “stoop” so low for a government funded service! Although naturally, it’s been outsourced to a private contractor…

 

But thanks to two good Samaritans, I made the first of two connections, with the second person even putting down the jump seat for Mwah! Before listening to two women and one elderly man talking Spanish much of our trip, which has such a pleasing tonal quality to it! Before the Bus driver bellowed No eating food on the bus at them…

 

As little did I know one of these Mexican women would come to my aid unprompted at Eugene, where the bus trip dead ends! Since the Bus driver just sat on His lazy lard Arse , before saying what I’ve never wanted to hear in person!

 

Telling them He didn’t speak their language, only English! Which immediately made me cringe upon hearing this…

 

As I’d been waiting patiently for everyone to exit the bus first, with these three passengers going last before I stood up. With the elderly man dropping His phone or something, which I clearly heard. Hey, Blind people have super powers, comprened?

 

Waiting patiently for Him to retrieve whatever He’d dropped and then exit. Before I knew it, the woman came back onto the bus and said train, Ci? Taking my suitcase before helping me down the bus’s four stairs. As the bus driver just sat there the whole time, before snarkily saying Choo-Choo? Take Him with you to Choo-Choo. Treating Her like She was a Child, Yuck!

 

She simply took my arm and walked me inside to the train station counter, pulling my suitcase along without saying a further word before disappearing. After I quickly said Gracias to Her, since Her totally unsolicited help was simply Freakin’ Amazing!

 

Next Harly, the Eugene Station Agent checked my bag and said He’d assist me onto the train when it arrived, after first escorting me to the men’s bathroom. Telling me it was not arriving until 1:20PM – almost one hour late. As the train would ultimately be 75mins late arriving, which is pretty good coming from LA.

 

Harley walked me outside as promised and assisted me All the way to my seat. Before the woman I’d heard behind me in line saying Tacoma sat down next to me.

 

Naturally we got stuck between Portland and Vancouver, WA for one hour due to a Freight train delay. As this is supposed to only be 18mins duration. Although All freight train traffic has priority, Choo-Choo!

 

We finally arrived in Tacoma @8PM, approx. 90mins late. Where fortunately Mary Ellen was waiting for me on the platform, since the train conductor failed to assist me exiting the train. Whilst Hang 10’ Hilo was ecstatic as typical to see me when I got inside our awaiting chariot to be whisked away to the day’s final destination.

 

After having a great lunch outing with Thy No Fenders Moniker King Randal and His lovely wife Ginnette. We packed our belongings and made the first of multiple trips across the Puget Sound aboard the Washington State ferry’s. (WSF) With our destination being thee ‘Ol Apple Orchard on Vashon Island.

 

Taking another Ferryboat off island, we proceeded north to what the locals call PA’, aka Port Angeles for a very enjoyable Labour Day weekend’s get-away at Dave & Patricia’s.

 

Road in Dave’s; Dave, Dave’s Not Here, Oh Never Mind! Vintage 1974 VW Camper Van again. As Patricia wanted to go for a “Moonlight Drive”. With my taking so long getting ready, Dave turned off His Bus.

 

Mary Ellen cheekily said that the Bus had gone into silent electric mode when I finally came out to get aboard. Before Dave restarted the air cooled four cylinder (petrol) Bus and we trundled over the lumpy “pasture” Before their dog Odie jumped out when stopping somewhere. With Dave giving chase to Odie, who’d thought it was great fun playing “chase”. As we rumbled thru his fields appropriately with The Doors Light My Fire playing loudly, which seemed totally Apropos! And sounded great on Dave’s Killer sound system!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq8k-ZbsXDI

 

 

 

Following breakfast on our day’s final outing in PA’. Thanks to Patricia’s insistence, I did the unthinkable. I drove their riding lawnmower, which was the Highlight of the entire trip!

 

It was the first “vehicle” of any kind I’d driven in at least ten years I’m guessing? Since I’d totally forgotten the last vehicle I’d driven was a golf cart in Arizona, during 18 holes of golf when I chauffeured Artiste Dave…

 

The “other” Dave served as my “Sighted Guide” running alongside Mwah, telling me which way to steer the lawnmower which He’s removed the brakes from! Having me turn right, then left; now straighten Her out. As I mosied around in low gear over the lumpy pasture. And nope, I didn’t make any crop circles, Hya!

 

Then it was rinse, lather and repeat. With another two Ferryboat trips, including one being delayed some 30-plus minutes for the rescue boat getting stranded retrieving a crew person or something? Before it was time to reluctantly go home, Sigh!

 

As the six hours train ride home was it’s typical cacophony ‘O noises. Ranging from the young girl besides me who talked loud, had tantrums and sang the entire trip! Along with the Young Turk’, ErrMillenium having a meltdown over Amtrak being late. And vocally telling the entire car how they’d better refund His $17 for missing work, Say What?

 

And then Oh Goodie, guess who was driving the Shuttle Bus, Honk-Honk! Yeah, I’m 98% certain it was that same, horrible lead Arse’. Since I got to hear all about what foods He’d be eating on His upcoming vacation to Iowa and Chicago… 

Thursday, August 29, 2024

The Tomaso Files: Can You Ever truly go back Home?

No Fenders Head Scribe Tomaso Ah-Waitin’ patiently to cross the river Styx during one of His infrequent trips back Home. (The Tomaso Collection)

 

And even so, it’ll never be like it was before. Or like it’s “Right Here, Right Now”

 

The morning after Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary ellen and Her faithful Hoond Hang 10’ Hilo were departing Bumfiddle’ Florence this past July, which seems an eternity now! I just happened to hear Heart’s Barracuda song being played on the Classic Oldies radio station I infrequently listen to.

 

As this immediately made me feel Homesick, as Heart was a Seattle icon for several decades, with Barracuda being one of their early signature songs of the mid-1970’s. Preceded by the initial Hit songs Magic Man and Crazy on You from their debut album Dreamboat Annie of 1975.

 

As these three songs, albeit Barracuda was released on Heart’s second album Little queen in 1977. Brought the Band the Attenzione of mainstream media, and their early initial commercial success during the late 1970’s

Then being  a teenager growing up in Seattle and marching in the All-City Marching Band that included participating in the annual Seafair Torchlight parade. I’ve clung to the memory that Seattle’s Memorial Stadium was sold out for three nights during I believe what would have been August. Since I now know that the Seafair Trophy Unlimites race was held on August 7, 1977…

 

As it’s Uber Funny how our minds play tricks upon us the older we become! And the longer we hold on to our contorted, cherished memories…

 

Since thanks to Al Gore’s wonderous invention, the All knowing Intrawoods’, nee internet. We’re able to go Wayback in History sometimes, sorta. And see just how convoluted our lifetime memories are!

 

Case-in-point is that instead, Heart was part of four bands playing for just one night at Memorial Stadium during the summer of 1977. When upon August 28, 1977 Heart, Foreigner, Tower of Power and Stephen Bishop all performed for that year’s Summer Sunday concert at the Seattle Center. Three weeks after that year’s Seafair Trophy race.

 

Two more interesting tidbits have surfaced during my brief research over the band’s history, for which I’ve always known features the Wilson sisters, Ann (lead vocals) and Nancy (vocals & rhythm guitar) of Bellevue’s Sammamish High School fame. Along with original lead guitarist and band founder Roger Fisher.

 

As I was Uber’ surprised that Heart’s Wickedpedia’ page denotes them originating in Vancouver, BC, Say What? Since although I suppose you could argue this is technically true. Since their debut album Dreamboat Annie was recorded in Vancouver, BC at what later became Mushroom Studios.

 

Nonetheless, Fisher and other original band members from 1967 until the Wilson sisters joined them in the early 1970’s originated from Bothell, Washington! As the band migrated to Vancouver following manager Mike Fisher’s desires to evade the Vietnam War Draft.

 

The other funny part was the “Back story” upon Heart’s Hit song Barracuda, for which over the years I’d heard rumblings eluding to, but had never been curious…

 

Reportedly the song stems from a controversial Advert that a Canadian Mushroom Records executive released without the band’s consent. Being the same debut album image of the two bare shouldered Wilson sisters with the provocative caption “It was only the First time”.

 

As Ann Wilson later claimed that Barracuda, that peaked at number eleven on the Top 100 Billboard charts stemmed from Her being so infuriated over a reporters questioning Her about Her lesbian relationship with Her sister Nancy, and wrote the song immediately afterwards!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeMvMNpvB5M

 

But this story is supposed to be about going back home instead of the prolific Seattle rock band Heart…

 

While I realize it’s not a city or state’s responsibility ultimately to allow its inhabitants born there to live their entire life in said city. And it has been apparent to Mwah ever since the Viaduct was demolished and “Bertha” dug it’s replacement tunnel when not stuck underground for several months! That Seattle wishes to become the next San Francisco…

 

But its weord how six years later after leaving due to economic concerns, i.e.; yearly rent increases averaging 12-13 Freakin’ percent! I still find myself defending the city which some have called it a Shithole city! And others have recounted it’s reputation for being overrun by the Homeless, blah Blah Blah…

 

And whilst my Heart, Pun intended! Sill longs to be living back in Seattle or it’s suburbs. If I know of a young woman whom came from the South. Lived in Kent and had to return home since She couldn’t afford to live there with a good paying job. Then what hope do I realistically have as a 60yr old Blind person?

 

Quoting Captain McObvious’, I find myself routinely pondering how totally different my life would have been if I’d never lost my eyesight due to being born with Retinitis Pigmentosa, commonly known as RP in the Blind community following my Open Heart surgery. As lately I’ve been trying to figure out just how long have I truly been blind?

 

Yet as we All know, there are countless millions in far worse circumstances. Since regardless of your position upon the Genocide currently being inflicted in Gaza by the fine folks of the Boeing Company, who were ironically being touted for their sponsorship of all 75 years of Seafair during Sunday’s Unlimiteds race.

 

As it seems a tad bit surreal that The yearly Boeing Air show’s Headliner are the Navy’s Blue Angels flying Boeing F/A-18 E/F Super Hornets over some of “The Bluest Skies you’ve Ever Seen in Seattle”. While some 40,000+ civilians, mostly defenseless women and children have been killed!

 

Listening to the fantastic Deamon Copperhead book by Barbara Kingsolver about an orphaned boy in the South whose mother dies from overdosing on Oxycotton. I realize life is a struggle for almost everybody. And everyone has their personal battles  and “Deamons” to deal with, whether or not self inflicted.

 

Yet like Los Angeles is currently experiencing, having the highest percentage of 20yr olds leaving due to being unable to afford living there. And personally feeling like I’ve been priced out forever of my home city. And Now wondering about my current locale which has also been “Discovered”, Yikes!

 

As I wonder if Seattle’s in for a similar plight of Los Angeles and California’s  currently find themselves in? And will runs into the same issue of having no youth generation to service and support its elder population in the future?

 

Not to mention who will take care of those who cannot afford their monthly rent due to out of control inflation vs. the Disabled, Homeless and Senior population. And just where are the Homeless and displaced Migrants supposed to go? 

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

The Tomaso files: Pondering Life’s Changes

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No Fenders Head Scribe Tomaso poses with one of Florence’s maritime critters from the nearby Sea Lion Caves. (The Tomaso Collection)

 

“Time indeed in a Gypsy Caravan which will leave you stranded in Dreamland. And Distance is totally a long range filter.” As sing it Geddy!

 

Yeah, Arse-sumedly I’m still here Y’all, albeit still recovering from my very invasive Open Heart surgery!

 

Meaning I’m subjugating Yuhs to another of the plethora ‘O Canned stories I feverishly poonded’ out before going to Hospital. As I’ve just crossed the threshold of one month since having mechanical Heart valve replacement surgery Or even better yet, having received the Crossed flag for being Halfway through my recovery period!

 

As who would know that you cannot push, pull, liftor carry anything over 10lbs for eight weeks! And putting that into perspective that a gallon of milk weighs 8lbs. Whilst it’ll be two to three months before my sternum’s fully recovered, Yikes!

 

Hmm, what’s that ‘Ol Beatles song about Getting Better All the Time, Eh?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGlo9LzmOME

 

As the genesis for this riveting No Fenders yarn came via another of Marshall Pruett’s enjoyable Podcasts. Where Marshall spoke with John Edwards, the racer, upon His trading one cockpit for another…

 

As it’s hard for me to believe that I actually saw Edwards racing for Gerry Forsthye’s Red Bull backed Toyota Atlantics team at Portland International Raceway Wayback’ in Gory 2007! Not to mention that John began racing professionally before He’d earned His “pedestrian(civilian) ” Drivers license!

 

As Edwards, now 32, pragmatically talks about His decision to step away from His Werk’s BMW drive with Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing in favour of becoming a Aeroplane Pilot to support His Family.

 

Where Marshall points out the obvious. Telling Edwards do you realize how few racing drivers get to choose and go “Out” on their own terms?

 

https://marshallpruett.podbean.com/e/mp-1459-john-edwards-parks-driving-career-to-become-a-pilot/

 

And my learning of Edwards career change came whilst I was also pondering another’s career evolution. As Hoser’ Barry was the first to inform Mwah ofRush “Frontman” Geddy Lee’s latest book titled My F’ing Life!

 

As we debated the merits of Geddy’s singing voice, for which I still say sounded Horrible Wayback’ in the summer of 2015 when I last saw Rush performing during their 40th Anniversary tour at the Key Arena in Seattle, which forever will simply be known as the Coliseum to Mwah…

 

Next Barry informed me about Geddy having released at least two new songs. Most notably Gone, a Haunting, melodic tune obviously devoted to lost Bandmate Neil Pert, thee Rhythm Professor…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt2D2KoeuDo

 

As listening to Gone made me realize how long it’s been since I’ve listened to Rush, albeit sporadically pulling up an occasional old Rush album on Youtube over the years. But still, I realized it had  been eight years last winter since I was still devoted to Rush.

 

As it was good to hear Geddy’s signature voice sounding good once again, and having lowered His octive range. Since after all, Geddy’s 70 Freakin’ years old now!

 

And while the more times I listen to the song, the more I enjoy it, along with the range of emotions it can bring to me. I still come away feeling somewhat hollow, since it just doesn’t seem to quite have the same punch with Peart playing Drums upon it.

 

Also listened last December to a very enjoyable 38-plus minutes interview, minus it’s sound wonkiness on Youtube with Geddy Lee when scribblin’ this. Hmm, perhaps my issues with sound quality is akin  to Geddy professing He’s a perfectionist, eh?

 

But as I’ve said repeatedly before. Y’all know that Blind people have Super powers, Righto?

 

The interview’s titled Geddy Lee on my F’ing life, Rush and the story of Neil Peart’s audition.

 

Naturally the portion about Neil’s death was very powerful, touching and made me cry. With Geddy explaining how underappreciated Neil had felt on Rush’s final tour about how nobody praised His epic drum solo. To which Geddy said, who’d know, Eh?

 

Yet Geddy also briefly touches upon how living in the past can be dangerous, and how He’s ready to get on with His life and pursue His “Pet” projects. Arse-sumedly including recording His own, new music…

 

All of which left me circling back to what initially Haunted me after being told by my Heart surgeon that He thought I’d be a good candidate for mechanical Heart valve replacement surgery.

 

Asking Mary ellen why did I deserve to get a second chance? Upon learning what the odds of my surviving without treatment were.

 

Further learning that the British Medical Journal notes upon patient’s symptoms being diagnosed with severe Aortic stenosis. They have as low as 50% survival rate at two years, and only 20% at five years if not treated, Aye Karumba!

 

As we’ve All heard those prophetic words of make the best of your second chance, as we only get one life!

 And we’re “Only Immortal for a limited time!” So make the best of it.

 

For which although totally true, has always come across as a cliché to me. For which now I’m struggling over how to do this very thing being in the Autumnal chapter of life… 

Tuesday, February 6, 2024

The Tomaso Files: My first Hospital experience



An “upright” Tomaso poses in Cosmopolis at a Blind person’s Crossing sign. (The Tomaso Collection)

 

As what’s that ‘Ol Jackson Browne song about “Doctor my eyes, tell me what is Wrong…”

 

Having Surgery for the very first time ever in my life at 60yrs young was an Eye opening experience, even if it was just an Angiogram procedure.

 

Now I’ve only donned a ridiculously thin paper Hospital gown once before when going to the ER for what turned out to be just a very nasty chest cold several years ago!

 

And since I wasn’t a priority case and my room was needed. I was ceremoniously wheeled out into the hallway and left in the corridor lying on a gurney waiting to be seen, and seen by everybody passing by! And after an hour and a half or longer? I stopped somebody and said I needed to eat something! Having a turkey sandwich before finally being X-Rayed. So that was my one unsettling “Hospital” experience…

 

Apparently to Mwah, something was lost in translation following my initial Cardiologist exam on November 21st, which was how I celebrated Turkey Lurkey Day! Although getting lucky once again, since this was the only appointment available in November, with everything else being in December, so I took it.

 

Explaining my Blindness and needing time and Help to set-up transportation to my Angiogram, for which my Cardiologist told me was my next step. He assured me thata Medical Social Worker (MSW) would be involved and He understood that I was Blind!

 

Thus naturally, Y’all can imagine my surprise when 24 hours later, the telephone rang with Cardiology ready to schedule my Angiogram, Say What! And being on the perpetual Fast-track, I chose the only December appointment available. Even though I could have pushed it out until January 5th, it’s check-in time was a ridiculous 5:30AM!

 

Fortunately, Poppa Bear Tomas Sr. and Step Mum’ Linda who’d live in La conner, Warshington’. Volunteered to drive the 400 miles and transport me to and from Springfield, Oregon, some 75 miles North East of Mwah.

 

Electing to spend the night in Springfield due to my 7:15AM check-in time. Tomas Sr. woke me up at 5:45AM to ensure not being late for my Angiogram. And being completely checked-in by 7:09AM and wanting to use the Loo’, ergo ‘lil boy’s room. Two Nurses were waiting patiently outside for me afterwards, to escort us to my Hospital room for the day.

 

My father helped me put on my Hospital gown, which although still unflattering, at least was of a thicker cotton material. Although obviously I couldn’t do up the button snaps on it’s backside! Before I clambered up into my awaiting Hospital bed.

 

Seated in my room and describing the beautiful, decorative curtain/room divider to me. Linda said that She guessed some of this was kind of new to me? For which I said you can take the words Kind of out of there! Since I’ve never had surgery before. And certainly have never had my groin shaved as the back-up incision site, Oh Boy!

 

Then my main Nurse Torina came in, who was great to me, although I kept wanting to call Her Torino. Hey, once a Car Guy, always a Car Guy! Even going so far as to explain the Torino bit to Her…

 

As the entire Nursing Staff were exceedingly kind & patient with me All day long! Although we swear, i.e.; my parents and I think they were using me as a Blind training “Dummy”, Hya!

 

Having put up two signs. One on my Hospital room’s door and another on my bed, without my knowing saying Legally Blind with a picture of a Blind person with a Cane. As I swear it felt like I had some 15-odd Nurses overall!

 

But every single person was exceedingly kind, polite and professional to me the entire day. Even caring to make sure my gown was pulled down when getting in ‘n out of my Hospital bed! To worrying about my taking too long in the bathroom after my Angiogram…

 

Even one of the Male Nurses in the operating room named Nate got in on this, saying He had a question for me. Having just transferred me onto the operating table. Asking me is there such a thing as Illegally Blind?

 

While another Female Nurse named Hope told me they’d be like a Pit-crew working on me. With a whole bunch of items on my chest, so if I needed to scratch an itch, please inform them. With Hope lightening the Operating “Theatre’s” mood by telling me about Her prior work with Guide Dogs and other bits of Humour.

 

Telling me when checking my shaved Groin about how waxing was gonna Hurt if they hadn’t prepared it correctly,  thanks sister!

 

And everyone was extremely attentive to me. As Audrey, the Head Nurse who read my consent form a second time in my Hospital room, before wheeling me down the Hallway to the third and final time in the Operating room changed Her words to possible Stint procedure, which I appreciated!

 

While I really like my Mom’s reply when I told Her I could even hear the clunk clunk clunk of the X-Ray machine processing the pictures. But of course you could! Hey, everybody knows Blind people have Super powers, Tuh Duh!

 

Afterwards back in my room, with a compression sleeve over my right arm’s incision. Some sort of medical monitoring device in the front pocket of my gown, and an automatic blood pressure device on my left arm Another Nurse wheeled in a portable EKG machine and warned me that Her hands were cold as She placed the various stickers All over my upper body to attach it’s electrical leads to. And then simply yanking the wire clips off before hastily departing.

 

While nobody told me that I couldn’t raise my arm to eat my turkey sandwich when the automatic blood pressure monitor kicked-in every 15mins. As it began beeping as I was trying to take my second bite…

 

And then when it was time to finally discharge me just after the Nursing Staff change, the new Nurse had a slap your forehead moment when Pops’ asked what about All of the EKG stickers still on me? For which the friendly Nurse said I’ll try to pull them off quickly…

 

Although true to His word, my Cardiologist got me in to “See” my Heart surgeon upon discharge. Even though the entire Cardiovascular Ward had gone home for the day. With my Heart surgeon patiently waiting round for me in His “Street Clothes”, so that I didn’t have to make a separate trip to Springfield for a consultation.

 

As it’s a very odd sensation being told that you’re too young for minimally invasive TVAR Heart valve replacement surgery.

 

And instead I’m having mechanical Heart valve replacement surgery performed on January 23, 2024, Yikes!

 

Musing to myself how I’ll be missing this year’s Rolex 24, and whatever else going on in the world of motor racing…

 

A few days later, somebody from the Hospital called to Follow-up on me. When asking for Feedback, I told Her they’d set the Bar extremely High for my first ever Hospital experience! Since the entire day went exceedingly well, and actually dare I say it? Fairly enjoyable for my first ever Hospital experience.

 

For which I can only hope my second surgery and subsequent five day stay in Hospital goes as well!

 

As it will be a very short four months and seven days from my first elongated Heart palpitation/Arrythmia episode to Heart surgery, which seems exceedingly quick to Mwah! Before I endure my eight weeks recovery period.

 

Or putting it into perspective. That’s 53 days shorter than this year’s IndyCar Offseason! (182 days)


For which presumably I should be well enough to listen to the first IndyCar race from St Pete on March 10th. And definitely that Whose your Daddy Sweepstakes Gala event in the Californian desert March 24th… 

Thursday, February 1, 2024

The Tomaso files: How Blogging Saved my Life!



Tomaso with His favourite Hoond’ Hang 10’ Hilo at one of His favourite Beaches upon Ye Oregonian Coast. (The Tomaso Collection)

 

Although I cannot describe how much Blogging has become a daily ritual in my life to Y’all. Or how much I enjoy the physicality of typing words on a keyboard…

 

Having religiously poonded’ out riveting Blog stories here upon No Fenders for over 17 years now, it’s funny what I’ve divulged and kept to myself All of those years. Since I’m always leery of putting too much info on Al Gore’s wonderous invention, Hya!

 

Yet I was somewhat bemused when recently Googling my name to instantly learn what city I currently live in, my age and former cities I’ve resided in. Not to mention apparently my address, phone number and email address…

 

No “Life’s a Bowl of chocolates” analogies here! But it is amazing what we Humans allow to cause stress in our daily lives! As stress has to be one of the largest killer, Righto? Along with coronary Heart disease!

 

Moving into my Bungalow by the Sea in Bumfiddle’ Florence, ironically on the very same day that thee Young wicky’, ergo Robert Wickens suffered His Horrendous accident at Pocono! Upon establishing a new “General Practitioner,” (Primary Care Physician) I was surprised when He told me that I had a Heart murmur. Before He performed an EKG during my initial exam visit along with ordering an Echo Cardiogram.

 

Being Blind, have I mentioned that lately, Y’all? I depend upon verbal or electronic information, since naturally I cannot read written information. And not being informed of the My Chart electronic patient portal system back then. Along with my “GP” not saying a Bloody word! I never knew the results of said Echo Cardiogram…

 

Thus I went about my daily life and merrily blogging away, totally clueless over what Heart palpitations or what is also known as Arrythmia was. And when I had these random, sporadic palpitations over the next several years. I foolishly said it was just my Heart murmur talking to me…

 

Fast forwarding to last Fall. A Fortnight following Marcus Ericsson’s birthday, in the middle of the night I awoke to the longest, most severe episode of Heart palpitations I’d ever had, lasting over an hour! Although I had gotten creeped out listening to the Cabinet of Curiosities book about harvesting Body parts to extend one’s life expectancy over 100 years that evening…

 

The next few days I wound myself up into a frenzied lather trying to poond out copious blog stories for your consumption whilst on Holiday Up North Eh celebrating another milestone birthday.

 

Furiously Poondin’ away on my No Fenders five part Triple Crown Sports Cars winners tome. For which I’m happy to say after the fact, was some of the most read blog stories last Fall! Which makes it somewhat worthwhile.

 

Yet ultimately the stress this put upon my ‘Ol ticker’, for which I could feel my chest tightening wasn’t a good thing! Especially since I have No set deadlines to publish anything! Other than the internal deadlines I set upon myself…

 

Five nights later after “watching”, Err listening to Who’s Coming to dinner on Turner Classic Movies. (TCM) Ironically Spencer Tracy’s final Film, dying of a massive Heart attack 17 days after filming ended. I had my second, and far worse Arrythmia episode! Lasting intermittingly from late evening to early nextmorning, Holy Heart Palpitations Batman!

 

Calling my GP’s office and saying I wanted to see a Cardiologist Stat! A triage Nurse phoned me later that evening during dinner and asked me what my symptoms were?

 

After a long silent, pregnant pause. She asked are you Married? Do you have a Girlfriend? A Boyfriend? Before informing me they All would have said Dial 911 immediately!

 

She then said that my Doctor had a next day appointment available and could I make it? To which I did so, since obviously my two elongated episodes of Heart palpitations, especially the second one scared the Crap outta me!

 

My Doctor, whose actually just a “PA” (Physician’s Assistant) told me He still heard my Heart murmur during my exam. And then ordered a second Echo Cardiogram nearly some five years later. Along with the wearing of a 14-day Heart monitor.

 

Now here’s where it begins getting Funny, HaHa! Having asked my GP if it was Ok to where my Heart monitor Up North Eh! To Oh Kanaduh’ to celebrate my birthday. He said they’ve got Hospitals in Canada, where are you going? Into the Bushes? As I had no idea He was a comedian some five years later…

 

Scheduling called me for my Echo Cardiogram and began by saying they were booked way out into mid-December. Wait a minute, we’ve just had a cancellation, can you come on Sunday, October 1st? I’ll take it! Being less than a week since I’d seen my Doctor…

 

Amazingly, and She recognized me immediately when “Fetching” me, presumably since I’m one of the very few individuals in our sleepy Seaside town who utilizes a white cane. It was the same Female technician who’d done my previous Echo Cardiogram at the beginning of 2019. And Alarm Bells instantly began ringing when She told me to tell Her what’s going on and why was I there?

 

Needless to say, I was stunned to learn during the course of an Hour’s plus thorough exam, that I had progressed from moderate to severe Aortic stenosis, SHIT!

 

Since All my doctor had told me during that prior exam was that I was in the prime age bracket for Male’s having Heart disease, and He could still hear my murmur…

 

Ten days later, I returned to the same building to have my Heart monitor installed. For which was another new experience for Mwah! And after having my chest shaved by a Female Nurse. When applying the monitor with it’s two adhesive strips directly above my Heart.

 

She said out loud I’m going to send the instruction booklet home with you, before looking at me and my white cane and wondering out loud if I could read it?

 

And as I’ve said above, I cannot read written material on my own. I am able to scan printed text into my computer and have it converted into OCR format. Optical Character Recognition which my Gal’ “Zoey the Princess Warrior!” My current Zoomtext Fusion Screen Reader voice can read to me.

 

She said She’d just go over the booklet’s main “Talking Points” verbally with me instead. To which I said, even if I wasn’t Blind. I’m Colour blind, so I have zero clue how I’d discern whether or not the monitor’s light was steady green or blinking orange, even if I could see it?

 

To which she replied, and I kid Yuhs not! She sardonically told me that was above Her pay grade, She’s just the installer and I should call the booklet’s 1-888 phone number…

 

Then I asked Her my one silly question before being released. Telling Her how a one certain precocious Hoond known fondly as Hang 10’ Hilo likes to lay sitting upright fully reclined against my chest and sleep in this position! Resting against my chest, I wanted to know if the Heart monitor would be picking up double Heart beats? Since I can hear Hilo’s heart beat when He lays against me like this. To which She assured me that the Heart monitor would only pick-up my Heart beat.

 

The other silly thing about wearing said Heart monitor for 14-days is that yes, you can take showers whilst wearing it. But you may do so only with the water on your backside, since obviously the monitor cannot get wet.

 

Being Blind, this was simply a recipe for Disaster! Like I can “See” where the water’s hitting me Sister!

 

And “So It goes”. Although I’ll never know, and have long since stopped trying to guess what triggered my two extensive, elongated Heart palpitation episodes five days apart. Suffice it to say. I believe without having gotten wound-up trying to finish those five blog stories and having “triggered” these two episodes. I’d never have known that I had a serious Heart condition!