Monday, February 8, 2010

New IndyCar CEO to rustle up more Competitors

Wasting little time in finding Citizen Tony’’s replacement; The Sisters George ‘N Mother Mary (Hey! May be they’ll be this year’s Fast Friday’s Headliners?) have gone ahead and hired ex-PBR (Nope, NOT Pabst Blue ribbon…) Professional Bull Riders CEO Randy Bernard, as apparently the 43yr old Coloradan is much more willing to take orders from the female Board Members, eh?

Yet, as Bernard has admitted he’s NEVER ever been to a Car Race, and he’ll have his work cut out for him, as by my latest count there’s only an almost Champ Carz-like (somewhat) paltry 23 entries… And that’s including the 2 Sarah Fisher Racing (SFR) Racecar’s along with the unknown whereabouts of the 2 Newman Haas Lanigan Racing (NHLR) entries…

And hey I’m NOT trying to stomp out the IZOD LUV-Fest parade… I’m just sayin’ if Graham “McDougal’s Boyz Done Good!” Rahal isn’t signed and Ryan “The IZOD Dude” Hunter-Reay cannot secure a FULL season ride, then Indy; We’ve got a Problem!

The new boss would like a word with you