Thursday, March 4, 2010

Quattro Females to contest 2010 IndyCar season

Great News for Indiana Bureau Chief Danny B… Who’ll be ecstatic over the just released announcement that Milka-licious has been inked to a full season ride at Dale Coyne Racing… Yep, that’s correct; Milka Duno will be on hand for the entire 2010 IndyCar season, piloting the No. 18 (CITGO) Dallara Honda racecar, with DCR set to announce its second driver next week. Can you say J.R. Hildebrand?

So let’s get ready to rumble Gwils!!! As I don’t know if Los Wages is giving odds on when the next Milka v Danica Smack Down will occur… Nor if the Swiss Miss Simona De Silvestro figures into the mix, while Sarah Fisher seems just way too classy to get involved in any of the Hi-Jinx, with ‘Bia (Ana Beatriz) joining her ‘Seesters in Brazil, where I’m guessing that one fifth of the grid will be made-up of Femme Fatales… So Move over DannaCar! Otay, NO adult beverages fifth jokes here, as it’ll actually only be 1/6th of the grid, since Sarah Fisher is skipping the Sao Paolo Mardi Gras… Although there could be a record five females at Indy this year, so who need’s the Delta Wing, eh?