Thursday, April 1, 2010

D!

D Plane – D Plane – BOSS!

As welcome to Fantasy Island, Err DannaCar-land, where it’s Wall –to-Wall, Finger waiving, Eyeball Poppin, 24/7 Shoppin’ on the New DannaCar-land Television Channel!!! As in Here’s Duh-Duh-DDDanica...

As apparently the letters O and E were already taken, as I believe the Queen of the Daytime Airwaves simply known as Oprah has cornered the Entertainment market, while Ellen D’ Generous has claimed the letter E…

Cookin’ with Daniker
Apparently Princess Glitter Pony, Err Danica Patrick got the idea from another inflammatory character known as Diego… Who’s already announced he’ll be launching his own Television channel shortly, as Mr. Diego Maradona who’s NOT afraid of dropping a few ‘F-Bombs has already tasted success with his The Night of No. 10 TV Show a few years ago in Argentina... So you’d better watch out Danica, as he’s NOT afraid of head bunting opponents...

DannaCar-land goes Prime Time!
The Television channel set to air upon the USA Networks will feature the return of those LUV-Able Sesame Street characters known formerly as Bert ‘N Ernie during the morning hours of programming...

Meanwhile The Golden Girl is hoping to Capitalize upon her growing Fan base, not to mention ever growing media presence, as Daniker is seemingly everywhere on the airwaves and thus, thought that the timing would be right to launch her own TV Channel, as she feels that she’s definitely PEAK-ing in Popularity… As there seemingly is a nonstop buzz about her emergence as the first real female threat in SpinCar Nation, as she hopes to one day beat Jimmy, Jeff, tony and the resta duh Boyz!

Although the exact nature of the Channel’s programming isn’t known, look for some shows like Cookin’ with Danica, with the kickoff episode to feature Oscar the Grouch... While Danica will have her very own Talk Show every night hosted by Shannon Daugherty, opposite Katie Kurak... While the Prime Time hours will feature such classic reruns as Miami Vice, Cops and The Blue Collar Comedy Hour, along with the brand new CSI Danica...

And never fear, the wee morning hours will be chockablock ‘O Infomercials with sponsors such as Girls gone Wild, Extenz, Preparation H and Who’s your Daddy as Princess takes lots of showers, not to mention Tanya Harding hosting the making of the SI Swimsuit specials...

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