Thursday, December 24, 2009

Better NOT Pout ‘”DannaCar

Yeah, its Princesses new moniker, as Y’all may have noticed not a peep made ‘bout Milka-licious outperformin’ Daniker in some ‘lil ‘Ol ARCA TaxiCab Derby at Day-Toner, where the big guns like ‘Ol Open Wheel Soothsayer Robin Miller was on hand to cover Danica’s troubles of trying to get her Swelled Head (Helmet) to fit inside the racecar… As THE ‘DAWG coined the piece ‘bout Milka finishing ahead of the Princess in: Milka Duno bests Danica Patrick in ARCA test.

And DON’T forget ‘bout Atlantics Swiss Miss sensation Simona, or Indy Lights Pippa “Longstalkings” Mann and ‘Bia, a.k.a. Ana Beatriz… Along with Up ‘N Comer Johanna Long of Snoball Derby Fame… Not to mention Leilani Munter and Alli Owens (the Fastest ARCA Female of ‘dem All!) Or the Ladies of NHRA, N-CAR’s Camping World Trucks Division, etc. ‘cause Santa claus is making a list ‘N checkin’ it twice!
OOPS! DON'T Forget 'bout Sarah Fisher... Who's DEFINATELY been NICE!