Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Croissants, Roast Duck ‘N Octopus Fries...


Whale lookie ‘Dar, it’s the new for 2012 Indy Car Series chassis... Tuh-Duh! Err, I mean that’s one of the Spy-pic’s leaked for the 2012 I500 Pace Car, set to coincide with tomorrow’s REALLY-REALLY-REALLY-B-I-G!!! Announcement of who all ‘Dem ICONIC ‘BOYZ picked to be the chassis ‘O choice? Oh wait? What’s that? They’ve decided to delay the announcement a further fortnight...

And I’m certain it’s simply COINCIDENCE... BUTT AIN’T IT FUNNY how Randy Bernard ‘N Co. picked Bastille Day to be the day of reckoning for the Indy Car chassis of the future, eh? Along with holding their B-I-G Press Conference at the Indiana Museum of Art! As I’m guessing that perhaps DannaWho? And Ryan “The IZOD Dude” Hunter-Reay would enjoy their Bosom Buddy Racin’ Pardner The Wanderin’ Milka, nee Milkalicious play the role of Marie Antoinette? OOPS! Scratch ‘Dat, Eh!

Meanwhile, did Y’all hear ‘bout Paul-the-Octopus? Yeah, that’s right Paul-the-Octopus, who’s currently nestled in a secret German lair for his protection, has become quite the sensation... Having successfully chosen the winner of all six matches for Ze Deutshland FootenBallers, (Germany) including their defeat to Spain in the Semi-finals. Then Paul-the-Octopus predicted that Spain would win the Finals...

Paul the octopus plumps for Spain

Then next Paul-the-Octopus predicted that Dallara would share the spotlight with Lola as joint producers of the new-for-2012 ‘N beyond Indy Car chassis! With Lola also winning the Indy Lights replacement role...

But, not to be outdone, “Pauline-the-Parakeet” has also been psychically (Psychedelically?) predicting the winners of the World Cup matches correctly also... Although Pauline picked the Netherlands to take home the World Cup crown, while NO word on whom she predicted to be the new chassis manufacturer of choice!

Psychic Parakeet Predicts Holland World Cup Winner

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