Friday, January 29, 2010

Johnson tries Spin-cycle

Heralded 4-Time RASSCAR Champion Jimmy Johnson managed to crash the No. 99 Bob Stallings Daytona Prototype during Qualifying when Jimmy reportedly stuck his nose into a spot it shouldn’t be… getting pinched by a slower GT car and thus slamming ARSE-Backwards into the Day-Toner concrete barricades… Hmm? Perhaps there really is something more to turnin’ Left ‘N Right instead of just goin’ round ‘N round in circles, eh? No word on whether or not the Full Moon was to be blamed for the accident…