Friday, June 1, 2007

Andretti goes quietly

Will Little Al follow? And although I was going to leave the gory details to Indiana Bureau Chief Danny B. I couldn’t pass up the chance to announce Michael Andretti’s retirement. Again! (Since Danny is probably busy putting brats on the Barbie in preparation for the “Old” Milwaukee Mile Indy Car race… Or perhaps still savoring some leftover Tenderloin sandwiches?)

Yes, after a rather long frustrating day at “The Office.” Where Andretti was never a factor, Michael has decided to retire for good after a painful day of rain delays and motoring around mid-pack before finally finishing 13th.

Of course Andretti’s finish was much better than Unser Jr’s miserable performance of running caboose the entire race and finishing six laps behind. Yikes! That sound’s like a Milka Duno performance…