Tuesday, December 7, 2010

HE’S BACK!!!

OOPS! JUST FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE CAPS KEY... As apparently that’s what we here in BloggerLand are supposed to do from now on when speeling indy car... According to the fine initial AWKWARD introductory post poonded out by former head scribe ‘Jeffie of My Name is Earle. (IRL) As this is FANTASTIC NEWS!!!

Although I pleaded with him (very unsuccessfully) to come ‘N scribble at No Fenders, apparently my asking price wasn’t high enough... Hey, he never ever said one DAMN time that he liked free Tenderloins smothered in Kuhlooah (Kahlua) sauce... I mean I get the portion ‘bout the sauce – just NOT very sure ‘bout the Tenderloins; Hya! Although I have had some of these vaunted Sandwiches whilst schlepping ‘round the hallowed grounds of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway...

BUTT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTEAD – OOPS! TURN THAT DAMN CAPS KEY OFF; YOU’RE SCREAMING AT MEEZE...

Jeffie, or is that now Mr. Iannucci, who has just landed a brand new gig on Versus.com – HOLY SHIT!!! As he’ll now be rubbing elbows with the esteemed Roy Hobson and the ‘Vurd Butcher I lit up once in: Beauty ‘N the Beast, a ‘Juan mister Jeff Olsen. (Guess you’re surrounded by BLOGGERS NOW Mr. Olsen...) Whilst apparently Jeff rambles on ‘bout rubbing elbows, or her feet – HEY! Pull your minds outta the gutter... I didn’t even poond in ‘LyndieCarz name yet; Hya!

The Awkward Introductory Post

So, I guess Santa really does exist, as One of the World’s Hippest Bloggaratzi, Mr. Jeff Iannucci has returned to the fold... Now just DON’T forget ‘bout us little people in BloggerLand will Yuhs Jeffie...

WELCOME BACK JEFF!

NOTE:
For the record – I suppose I should acknowledge that Jeff said the phone call regarding his services came from: “Identifying himself as “with The VERSUS” offering payment in unlimited tenderloins and Cholula sauce.”

To which Jeff further informed me: it's CHOLULA. C-H-O-L-U-L-A. It's a hot sauce made in Mexico. It's all over the place - even at IMS...

To which I must confess is ‘Juan of the DANGERS of using a Pseudo Screen-reader for your daily perusal of all things ‘lectric, i.e.; internets, email, etc. As although “Lucy” my STEAMED Screen Reader read Jeffie’s newest post correctly – I just made the ASS-Sumption that he was implying Kahlua Liqueur instead... As I guess Y’all can tell what I was thinking ‘bout, eh?

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