Thursday, May 24, 2018

Off to Indianapolis, again...



The Editor, Cook 'N chief Bottle Washer of No Fenders arrives at Indy's Airport under Heavy Security. (the Tomaso Collection)
Hey, isn't that that No Fenders Guy?

Although I SWORE I'd never do the OH DARK-30 Fly All Day routine again... Surprise, Surprise, Surprise! As your Humble No Fenders Scribe did exactly that around 5:30AM this FREAKIN' Morning, which the Shuttle Express service requires your Drop-off at the Airport to be two Bloody hours before your flight, plus the hour travel time; SHIT!

All to go sit 'N Chill... Like Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary ELLEN just said, You'd better NOT Fall Asleep during your 4hr layover in San Fran! As CRAP! The layover's longer than the first flight's leg; but I digress... Simply in order to arrive in Indianapolis some 14+ Hours later; GROAN!

good thingy' I just reviewed the updated itinerary... Since the first flight actually now leaves at 5:25aM, and is a ridiculously short 2hrs 7mins "flying Time," which these Dazes means Gate-to-Gate. Which means my layover's more than twice as long, since I've gotta stay "entertained" in SF for 4hrs and 21mins; FUCK!
Since for the Over the Top price I paid for this flight, I should be making the 12.25hrs Nonstop flight to Auckland, New Zealand I once did from L.A.

And Yuhs Never Know just Who You'll meet on your Flight, Eh? As I still recall somebody calling me Animal on a crowded "Puddle Jumper" two years ago...


And since I'm truly Old School, since "It's Hip to Be Square," Righto? Uhm, I'm not as Hip as thou Elder Statesman 'O IndyCar Bloggers, nee Geo Phillips of Oilpressure Fame; Hya! Hence, I DON'T do TWIT-ER, Instagram, Snap-Chat our whatever The Kids are doing these Dazes...


Therefore, your No Fenders "Moistest" Humble Scribe Tomaso will be thoroughly ensconced in enjoying some of the rituals of attending Mother Speedway, i.e.; Carb Day, Legends Day and Uhm, Oh Yeah, Duh Race! Along with my favourite Sunday Evening TV Show, the local only Indy 500 Awards Banquet. And will return to thou trusty Keyboard Messer Sheheen, sometime after the race...

As I'll leave Y'all with a few "Canned" goodies' to tides Yuhs over, including the following golden oldie below...


(Photo c/o No Fenders ‘Offical Photographer CARPETS')