So many stories - so little time... As I
basically just sat Dumbfounded over what simply appeared to be Indy Cars
version of the Bump 'N run on the city streets "O Baltimore...
As it all began with what was a very annoying
two Dazes 'O Marty Snyder's asking Scott Dixon the exact same hopefully "incendiary"
question about Sonoma - as I thought wait a moment, they're (NBCSN) playing the
same interview over again a day later?
Then there was what seemingly appeared to be
Derrick; Err why did Warwick's last name jump inside my head? Perhaps 'cause he
was the guest Race Steward at the Belgian GP... As what I meant to say was
Derrick Walker's Mea Culpa over the Pitlane Shenanigans at Sonoma, which effectively
sounded to me like a really LAME attempt at apologizing to Scott Dixon &
TCGR over the Gamesmanship which does occur upon Pitlane - as I thought
Townsend Bell's multiple videotape examples of several Pit Crews Gamesmanship
was excellent. As I won't bother saying I've known this all along, but it's
just one more example of Indy Cars officiating oversight, perhaps? As I do have
to say I like the way Walker's seemingly become the new Sherriff in Town...
And then I was just sitting there screaming
at thee 'Telie saying, if 'HULIO HIT a Pit Crew member then that's an immediate
PENALTY! As it seems like it took overly long for that call to be made, and
then I further castigated the broadcast by saying that Castroneves CANNOT serve
his black flag Stop 'N Go penalty under a Pitstop!
And then there was thee WRECK! As I suppose
we'll never truly know, but Will Power almost seemed a 'Wee bit too Sheepish
over his taking out Scott Dixon, as surely Power's earned massive points with
The Captain towards helping the Golden Child of Team Penske enlarge his points
lead, right? As I'm just simply NOT impressed with Helio's championship
run-to-date.
But I was screaming in joy over "Symone
Pagenoe's" (Simon Pagenaud) BAD ARSE late race driving to the win, his
second of his IndyCar career & second of the season, while Joseph 'STUD
Newgarden showed off his ultimate pace by scoring his debutant BIG CARZ podium
with a fine runner-up finish, as I mean what more endorsement can Y'all ask for
than 4-time ICS Champion Dario Franchitti saying you're "Wicked
Fast!" (Thru the chicane...)
And all I could say for le 'Hamburgular, nee
Sebastain Bourdais is "GET OVER IT!" As he stole a probable podium
from Justin 'B-I-G UNIT Wilson and seemingly should have been penalized for
avoidable contact... As once again I'm just left shaking my head 'N wonderin'
why in thee HELL! Wilson won't be given a top ride? I mean C'mon 'Cheep, if the
TK or Hinchcliffe deals fall thru, then why not put Wilson in the fourth 'G2
car alongside Charlie Kimball...
Thus, was that a real IndyCar race? NO! NOT
really, as in the immortal words 'O Professor (Steve) Matchett? There was
simply way too MUCH Argie-Bargey goin' on the mean streets 'O Baltimore...
While the really impressive; NOT! Aspect of the Thunderclap heard at
Baltimore's inner-harbour is the fact that we'll have to wait a further 5-weeks
'til the Boyz go racing again, as I'd almost rather have HULIO win the title since
the season's been such an Abomination anywayz, as seriously IndyCar, you
couldn't find a venue to run as a one-off to fill in the ridiculously LONG gap
between Baltimore and Houston? Hmm? Perhaps it's a good thing that Fontana's so
DAMN FAR away, as hopefully the Rim fire will be out by then?
And Oh, My, FUCKING Gawd! I never knew that
Dick was such an offensive word? I mean C'mon Derrick & IndyCar, QUIT
trying to muzzle the drivers personalities! As I'm certainly hoping that Dixon
doesn't get a penalty or fine for
throwin' down upon Race Control's Beaux Barfield, yet again though, if
he doesn't, then it's a pretty B-I-G GAFF of inconsistency after John
"Print This!" Barnes got fined for complaining publicly over
Turbogate, as I'm sure glad I'm not the Chief Steward! While I'm not really
sure if Indy Cars racing is so GURR-REAT!!! Lately? But at least we do seem to
have some new talent emerging, as I'd say the torch just got passed to Pagenaud
by 'SeaBass like I-T or NOT!
