As Y’all may have noticed, this ‘lil ‘BLOB thingy has been
on hiatus recently; Err, more like some sorta Blogosphere Sequestration, which the
all knowing Sequester has mightily RUINED this year’s Seattle’s summer
tradition known as Seafair.
Yuhs see, although we’ll still have the Hydro’s - which
just aren’t the same anymore with their
‘Whooshmobile sounds of turbine power, not to mention still having a series
title sponsor related to thy A-L-L CONQUERING military, as in thee Air National
Guard; BARF! It’s just really NOT the same anymore with the H1 Unlimiteds vs. the Good ‘Ol Dazes of the APBA Unlimited Hydroplanes...
I mean where are you Bernie Little...
As the series sponsor makes it even more ironic that the
Blue Angels have been scrapped from this
year’s Seafair activities - as Seafair just AIN’T Seafair
without the Blue Angels... Who along with all military precision acrobatics squads,
i.e.; Air Force’s Thunderbirds, Army’s Golden Knights and the Navy’s Blue
Angels have been grounded due to the Sequester, which is designed to keep our
mean, lean, fightin’ machine in the business of warfare... But never fear,
we’re not gonna take away our funding from Junior Nation’s hero ‘lil Ironhead
or John “Print This!” Barnes Panther Racing, ‘cause those are important recruiting
vehicles, albeit I’d rather be a Blue Angels Fighter pilot than ‘RASSCAR
Taxicab driver; Oh Never Mind! As it appears business as usual as Gee Wally,
Supervisors get rai$es while the little people get Squat!
Ro-Ro! Looks like I’m working up a lather over ‘Somme-thun
stupid, so I’d better stop and go turn on thee ‘Telie instead and either watch
the Scott Dixon parade at Mid-Ohio or hope for the “Beef Jerkey” boat (Oh Boy
Oberto) to kick ARSE again in this year’s Albert Lee Cup... Like has anybody
heard a peep over who won the Tri-Cities H1 Hydrofest; Chirp, Chirp, is this
thingy on? Uh, that’s what I thought! As the Patriots Jet team will be kOOL!
But like I said before they AIN’T the Blue
Angels!
As may be, just may be ‘DJ WillyP, aka Will Power can
finally get the monkey off of his back? Although I’d prefer seeing either
Justin ‘B-I-G UNIT Wilson or “Symone Pagenoe,” (Simon Pagenaud) Joseph
Newgarden or HELL! Even Tristan “TriVo” Vautier take the podiums top step
instead... although I did just purchase a Fosters “Oil Can” for Raceday
celebrations; Cheers Mates!
GO WILL POWER!
