Thursday, December 18, 2008

Ebenezer Bernardo

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus,You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad bananaWith a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch...
(Lyrics: You’re a MEAN one Mr. Grinch; Dr. Seuss)

And continuing with our winter theme... Bah Humbug Ebenezer Bernardo! As The Penguin, a.k.a. Messer Ecclestone was less then pleasant towards Honda F1’s demise... Hmm? Perhaps Slavica will leave you a lump ‘O coal, Mr. E?

Bernie bashes Honda F1

Meanwhile, thankfully the fans are telling Emperor Bernardo he’s full of BLEEP! As according to Motorsport.com;
“A poll at manipeF1.com shows 77 percent of voters oppose Bernie Ecclestone's gold-silver-bronze medals plan for determining a world driving champion.”

So, perhaps somebody will tell Bernardo to go STUFF IT! (Besides his wife, eh?) Or better yet stick a fork in the Penguin and tell him he’s toast!

Fa-la-la-la-lah, its beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

3 comments:

  1. Oops, make that a 3 billion dollar bank account.

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  2. Beside his wife indeed.

    My hope is she rakes him over the coals for at least a third of his reported 3 mil bank account.

    Of course that award would soon be followed by an steep uptick in fees to hold and F1 event.

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  3. Ok, I was gonna say somme-thung 'bout the $3m being a bit on the low side... But hey, you really DON'T expect Bernie to give away any of his money, eh? I mean isn't he supposed to pass the savings on to us? And don't even get me started on F1 ticket prices...

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