Monday, July 27, 2015

IndyCar Boss Knee Deep to Ankles...



Tomaso telling Mark Miles he's Number-1 when visiting Mother Speedway. (The Tomaso Collection)
'Whale, I suppose if nothing else, Starship HC's revered Boss-man Mark "I've Got a Plan!" Miles has got Mwah, and probably a lot more people talking 'bout him, and surely its A-L-L positive...

So I eagerly awaited thee OLD-est. IndyCar Bloggers take upon Mark "Its NOT a Gag Order, Honest!" Miles STUPID Code of Conduct rule issued brilliantly last week, which A-L-L I can say is absolute 100% BULLSHIT! As won't even go into the lack 'O respect of it hitting the Newswires the same day as Jules Bianchi's funeral; Oh My FREAKIN' Gawd!

As I'm NO way as eloquent in my ARSE-sessment of the man in charge of Indy Cars, as I thought we'd got rid of Draconian Bean counters a la Jeffrey "The Walrus" Belskus! And NO Mr. Miles! That isn't meant to be flattering...


Hmm? Wonder if Mark Miles couldn't stomach 'Ol 'R's (Robin Miller) pointedness towards his BUFFOONERY after Fontana? Where Miller rightly called him out on how he's trying to run IndyCar into the ground!


As I realize I'm doing nothing but ranting here; Err being critical towards NOT IndyCar but the person so brilliantly running the show! And to think I wrote my opinions previously in my Mark Miles Sing-along Song which seems way too tame now!


As I think this should become Mark Miles theme song from now on instead! As what's that old saying 'Awntie Harriet says 'bout The East End of a Horse Going West...


As I've just got one question. If I'm now seriously considering not spending serious Dinero to drive two states down to California to attend the Sonoma IndyCar race - solely to support the series I love so much , even if I cannot S-E-E the cars! Then isn't Mark Miles Denigrating the Sport? And if so what will his punishment be?

Since I know what I wanna say here, but! I'd just like to say that the Special K Viagra Slim Jim Kleenex Frito Lays Mountain Dew Preparation H Bon Bons car done run good today! And I'm really Proud of my Boyz' who got this "You're Number 1!" Klapper Girl  Baking Powder machine to the front of the Pack today. Whadda Yuhs means I can't say Baking Powder, huh?

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