Watch Out, Tomaso’s Behind the Wheel! As where are
Yuhs Reverend Billy?
Nah, I haven’t even been drinking Ye “fortified
“ Eggnog yet Kiddies! H-E Double Hockey Sticks, I haven’t even bought any
Eggnog! As Here goes Nothing!
6. Most Impressive Driver of The Year
Winner: Alex Albon
I’ve always like Alexander since His Trial by
Fire as an F1 Rookie being Max Verstappen’s Wingman, Err teammate. And anyone
who suffers Appendicitis during a Grand Prix weekend, along with suffering Respiratory
Failure following His emergency Appendectomy! And spends “Sheet time” in a
Hospital ICU, before going home and only missing one Grand Prix, definitely
gets my Nod for Bad Arse!
Not to mention continuously dragging the
recalcitrant Williams further up the grid than should be expected, i.e.; Qualie’
Q3’s Top 10 Shootout! Along with totally annihilating His teammate, albeit
Nicholas Latifi is definitely Chopped liver. But it would be nice to see what
Albon could do once again in a Top-five car, say like the Alpine, Eh?
7. Most Improved Driver of the Year
Winner: George Russell
Not really sure if this is a fair choice?
Although I’ll begrudgingly give George Russell the nod, even if I totally feel
like He’s part of today’s Nauseating Brat Pack, i.e.; Verstappen, Leclerc,
Norris and Russell!
Whilst should we be surprised with Russell’s
going from the Back marker Team Willy’ mount to winning His Debutante Grand
Prix this year in the once, all mighty Silver arrows…
8. Most Disappointing Driver of the Year
Winner: Daniel Ricciardo
Guess I’m jumping on the DannyRic’ Gang plank
and just piling on whose one of my favourite drivers. Yet where did it All go
so wrong for Ricciardo? Or should I be that surprised that Lando Norris has so
thoroughly decimated the popular Aussie’ On-track this year!
Yet for the driver who once gave Maximus
Hothead plenty to Stew about, it was Uber Hard seeing Ricciardo so underperform
this year! And I can only wonder if He’ll not only ever find His way back into
a competitive chassis, but let alone return to the F1 Grid?
9. Personality of Year
Winner: Kevin Magnussen
Yeah, I’m a “Softy” for sentimental choices. As
Thars lotso personalities in F1, albeit many of them totally rub me wrong these
Yet having freely chosen to Not watch All 22
stupendous races this year, I’m simply going with what last put a broad Grin
upon my Mug for 86% of the weekend.
Y’all know when Kevin Bacon’ Magnussen said
twice over His IN-car radio Are You Fucking Kidding Me! When initially being
informed of being on Pole position at Interlagos, Baby! Before having to wait
out the last eight-plus minutes of a rain sodden racetrack before walking to
the Podium interview!
10. Rookie of The Year
Winner: Guanyu Zhou
As the only Rookie in this year’s field, China’s first Formula 1 Driver wins by default. Although I’ve got nothing Bad to say about Zhou’s performance this year. As you’d have to say He performed up to what expectations would be for driving in the Back marker Alfa Romeo, along with going up against vastly experienced teammate Valtteri Bottas who Capped His 200th Grand Prix start at season’s end upon Yas Isle…