So Don’t be too shocked if Thars a lump ‘O Coal in
your Stocking this year!
Hmm, I cannot understand why the North Pole
just stamped Return to Sender upon Max Verstappen’s Christmas Wish list to ‘Ol
Santa. As apparently Saint Nick said He Didn’t have any time to waste upon reading
it…
You’re A Mean One Mr. Max!
You’re A Heel
You’re as Cuddly as A Cactus
You’re as
Charming as an eel!
Oh what’s that Checo?
You wouldn’t Touch Maximilian with a 39 and a
Half Foot long Pole!
Uhm, what’s that Sir Lewis? You say Maximus’s
Christmas Card got Lost in the Mail?
You say that He’s A Bad Banana
And Greasy as A Black Peel,
And that You’re A Monster Mr. Max!
Oh DannyRic’, you Didn’t want to say much on
Yas Isle, but what’s that?
You say Mr. Max is Full of Vile,
His Smile’s Full of Termites
And His tender Sweetness
Matches that of A Seasick Crocodile!
And being known as the “Honey Badger” and the “Smiling Assassin,”
You’d rather spend your Holiday with the
Seasick Crocodile!
What’s that Pierre?
When it comes to Mr. Max Sharing Setup’s
He’s a Foul One
As Rank as a Waspy Skunk!
And the three Children’s words that Best
Describe Him Are
And you Quote: Stink, Stank and Stunk!
Pardon the interruption ‘lil syd viddle, did you
want to say something?
You say Mr. Max’s Driving style Nauseates you
And All that Herky Jerky Swerving
Reminds you of ‘Ol Edward Irvine
And that His Crooked Jerky style is
Straight as A Hook!
Ok, with Apologies to All those who are Fans of
that timeless classic “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch!” For which I Shamelessly
Pilfered above, I think Y’all get the idea, Righto?
As ‘lil Maximus Hothead’s certainly been
Naughty this Year! Which is Sad, but Not surprising in the least.
Only Sad since it simply continues Blotting His
and Red Bull’s “Copybook,” Err Reputations! Not to mention now surrounding His
first two Formula 1 World Championships in Controversy!
As Y’all know Max Verstappen’s ridiculous,
Child-like Tantrum throwing comment at the end of the Brazilian Grand Prix when
His Team instructed Him to give Red Bull Racing teammate Sergio Checo’ Perez sixth
place Back in order to enable Perez to go to Abu Dhabi two points Ahead of
Ferrari’s Charles Leclerc, who He was Battling for second Overall in the F1
Driver Standings.
As it’s Sad How I was suddenly rootin’ for
Leclerc to finish One point Ahead of Perez! And Not because I Don’t like
Sergio, who I Always Root for instead of Max! But just that it would further
totally demonstrate Max’s insolence! As Max tersely said over His IN Car radio
following the Chequered Flag:
“I told you Already, Don’t Ask that again to me . Are we Clear on that? I gave My
reason and I Stand by It!”
Regardless of your “Double Secret” reason, you
cannot Have It both ways Max! Telling the Media to leave you alone, but then
refusing to give them any substantive explanation…
As you only Have yourself to Blame for opening
up another Can of Worms Max! As seriously? You couldn’t simply move over for
your Dutiful Wingman and let Him Have P6? As Sergio’s In Car radio comment
following your Disgusting antics at Interlagos was 110% Spot On!
“This Shows who He really is!”
Although I truly Hope this Spilled Milk Ain’t
over Checo’s supposed, purposely wrecking at Monaco, for which I Don’t
understand why the FIA Doesn’t have a rule like IndyCar. Y’all know if you
cause a Red Flag, you lose your two Quickest laps!
But this rant’s supposed to be about ‘lil Boo Hoo
Max Verstappen. So let’s All Shed some Crocodile Tears over Max getting a
Stocking Full of Coal this year!
Uh, I mean after all, if He’s currently racing on a $240m as in Millions Contract extension. Then Gory Hell, Maximilian can Dearly Afford to Buy His own Presents, Ho Ho Ho!
