Showing posts with label Season Finale. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Season Finale. Show all posts

Sunday, January 18, 2026

2025 Petit Le Mans Postscript

Although Who to root for? Especially when you like All three podium Contendahs’

 

Yeah, I’m still doing Housecleaning here in thoust Dusty annals of No Fenders forgotten stories. Intending to pump Y’all up for the forthcoming 2026 Rolex 24. Especially since the Roar Before the 24’s just concluded…

 

Turning on Thy Telie’ six minutes early. (Last October) Hey, ever thought about how a Blind person aims the TV remote control correctly? Meaning I have to play the game of trying to “aim” the right direction, having gotten really good at turning the cable box’s power On/Off button, but I digress…

 

Thus ironically, NBC was in the final segment of that week’s Earth Odyessy with host Dylan Dreyer. The ironic part for Mwah was that She was talking about the King cobra snake. Noting how they could grow up to 16 feet long and live for 35 years. And their venomous fangs could immobilize an Elephant!

 

Yet instead, my mind flashed back to a different type of King Cobra, which if I remember correctly, only two examples were built.

 

Being mid-engine two litre Sports Cars built by Shelby American Inc, which I also believe were powered by Coventry Climax engines? While I know that Dave MacDonald drove one of these Sports Cars before His Death; also known as the Shelby Monaco King Cobra between 1963-67.

 

What little I remember now, is that it was good hearing Brian till’s voice again in the Announce Booth. Along with Calvin Fish and Townsend Bell.

 

But the Uber annoying part was that NBC couldn’t get it’s Seester Channel USA Network to forego a few hours of Law and Order reruns. And instead hid the final seven hours of this 10 Hour endurance classic behind it’s Peacock Paywall, Urgh!

 

Naturally, not having scribbled any notes afterwards, it’s quite foggy to Mwah now, which I’ll try stitching together my fleeting thoughts…

 

Recall Thar’ was a massive accident on the opening lap, with Joey Hand being an innocent bystander, with the race running under a 40mins full course caution to clean up debris. Come on Guys! What’s that ‘Ol Rick Mears saying about to finish first, first you must finish, Eh?

 

With NBC’s stupidity of subjugating us to it’s Peacock “Blackout”, I tried listening via IMSA Radio for the remainder of the race. Yet this was quite difficult since I’d just gotten my Confuzer’ back from it’s Windows 11 Assimulation. But it wouldn’t recognize my screen reader due to it’s new Hard drive and would only run in 40mins temporary mode. Before I finally figured out to just set the volume and turn off my Zoomtext Fusion at race’s end, Butterfingers!

 

Since I’d been having to shutdown the Bloody Confuzer and restart twice to resume running in 40 minute mode in order to be able to modulate the ever shifting volume level, but I digress FURTHER…

 

The race came alive for Mwah at the final hour, when the No. 23 Aston Martin THOR Valkyrie gambled on fuel strategy. Topping off with 50mins remaining, with the No. 31 Whelen Cadillac V-Series.R leading and the No. 6 Penske Porsche 963 second. Although at one point, the Riley Motorsports Lamborghini SC63 with Romain Grosjean ran as high as second place with The Heart of Racing’s (THOR) Valkyrie hot on it’s heels! Tearing my emotions between the Aston Martin and Squadra Corse Lambo’. Since it would be a stunning upset victory for either! As Roman de Angelis in the Valkyrie said He didn’t realize He had a shot at victory until 15mins remaining…

 

Try as hard as they might, it was to no avail. As the Lamborghini had to pit with five minutes remaining to replenish it’s dangerously low “virtual energy” fuel tank, dropping to fourth overall. Being the Lamborghini’s best racing finish, in what likely will be it’s last ever race? Whilst the #60 Meyer Shank Racing’s Acura ARX-06 closed out the Top 5 IMSA GTP finishers.

 

Yet it was the #31 Cadd-Oh-lac’ of Jack “Achey Breaky” Aitken, Earl Bamber and Frederik Vesti winning, their second, consecutive season’s win. And the trio’s first Petit le Mans victory.

 

Aston Martin claimed their first ever podium finish, finishing 5.1 seconds behind the Whelen Cadillac. With the No. 6 Penske Porsche 963 third overall, and Mathieu Jaminet and Matt Campbell winning the IMSA GTP Drivers Championship.

 

Having since learned that the #11 TDF Racing won it’s second, consecutive LMP2 W’ at Road Atlanta. On the heels of another back-to-back win at Indianapolis and Road Atlanta. Being the perfect send-off to retiring IMSA driver Steven Thomas…

 

While the #48 Paul Miller Racing BMW M4 GT3 Evo won the GTD Pro category, and the No. 21 AF Corse Ferrari 296 GT3 won the GT Daytona (GTD) class.

 

As qualifying for the 64th Rolex 24 commences with qualifying this Thursday afternoon, January 22nd. Followed by the race on January 24-25, to get our 2026 racing season kicking…

 

As good luck figuring out when ‘n where the race will be Aired on your television! 

Thursday, January 15, 2026

Golden Tailpipe Awards: The 2025 Streamliner edition



“Does Anybody know What Time it Is? Does Anybody really Care?” And will we ever see this racecar livery again? (The Tomaso Collection)

 

Yeah, it’s that time ‘O year again, Yuhs know. Uhm, when I subject Y’all to mor of my witty repartee from thoust Mystical Isle of Nofendersville with my End of Year Overall Winners selections, Mateys! Which Y'all Clearly look forward to, Man Overboard!

 

As Here goes Nothin', with another Bevy 'O totally Un-Scientific, Nonsensical, Zany “First Take” Off Ye Cuff selections made below….

 

While Y’all can Compare ‘N contrast these choices with last year’s No Fenders selections in the following link.

 

Golden Tailpipe Awards: The 2024 Streamliner edition

 

CATEGORIES

1. Racer of Year

Winner: Alex Palou

Initially chose Circus Maximus for this award, but I’m biased towards IndyCar. Not to mention that Maxwell Silver Hammer Done gone Bang-Bang upon Curious George (Russell) at Barcelona erased this platitude for Verstappen…

 

As how could I go against Alex Palou who simply had a “Magical” season. In what very easily could have been an insane 10 races won! With the exception of making a Uber’ rare mistake at Mid-Ohio, gifting Scott Dixon His lone W’ of the season. Along with that late race caution at Milwaukee. Enabling Christian Rasmussen to role the dice with new Flintstone rubber and storm past Palou…

 

Yet the affable Spaniard claimed six poles and eight wins enroute to His third consecutive Championship title, and fourth overall. Finishing with 13 podiums, 14 Top-5 and 15 Top-10 finishes. And a four race wins points advantage over runner-up Pato O’Ward, Youza!

 

Other Choices

Max Verstappen, Marc Marquez, Lando Norris, et Al.

 

2. Story of Year

Winner: Team Penske Attenuator-gate’

This has to be the biggest story of the year, with everyone already knowing about Team Penske caught cheating, again! And while I applaud Doug Boles fairly significant penalties, I still think they should have been thrown out! Although I guess being placed P32-33 and given the final two pit stalls is adequate…

 

Won’t try re-hashing this, since we also know about Tim Cindric, Ron Ruzewski and Kyle Moye all being fired; Team Penske’s top three members. As it’ll be interesting to “see” how Team Penske responds in it’s upcoming 60th year celebration during 2026. And if Cindric is rightly honoured?

 

Vice Champion: NASCAR Anti-Trust lawsuit

Sneaking in on Dec 11th, NASCAR capitulated, and settled the Anti-Trust lawsuit filed by 23/XI and Front Row Racing, over the “Take It or Leave It” Charter renewal. With NASCAR giving teams only six hours on a Friday evening to sign the 112 page document. As it sounds like it was a win for the teams for once, after protracted two years of fruitless negotiations. But since I don’t follow Roundy-Round, I don’t know the specifics of the deal, or how it impacts the future? Other than we can simply go racin’ again, wisely ahead of the Mac Daddy Day-Toner’ 500…

 

Other Choices

Christian Horner’s Firing from Red bull, Will Power’s Dismissal from Team Penske, Helmut Marco leaving red Bull.

 

3. Race of Year

Winner: Petit Le Mans

Another sentimental choice, since how else could I revel over Aston Martin’s Valkyrie finishing runner-up at season’s end? Not to mention some purple Dragon winning it’s LMP2 class’s Championship, or a fitting sendoff to Steven Thomas’s retirement. In what was another typical ten hours “Nailbiter”.

 

With the fan favourite shrieking Cossie’ V-12 lump’ bolting the Valkyrie into unfathomable competition for an upset W’, before finishing 5.1 seconds behind the winning No. 31 Whelen Cadillac. Along with the Lamborghini’s SC63 toying with a podium finish in what is likely it’s final race. Before finishing fourth, it’s best finish to date…

 

Other Choices

Sao Paolo Grand Prix, Milwaukee, Gateway, MotoGP French GP

 

4. Sportsperson of Year

Winner: Jamie Chadwick

Once again, Jamie Chadwick wins this award, based on Her winning three races in the European Le Mans Series (ELMS) championship with co-drivers Daniel Juncadella and Mathys Jaubert. With both being promoted to the Genesis Magma Racing’s “Weckity Wec” Hypercar entry for 2026.

 

As the trio finished third overall in the LMP2 category. And I sincerely hope Chadwick will get the nod for a seat in IMSA GTP in 2027! And that other Femme Fatales get fulltime rides in Motor Racing…

 

Other Choices

Brittany Force, Erica Enders, Dorion Pim, Katherine Legge

 

5. Hard Charger of year

Winner: Shane Van Gisbergen

Kiwi’ Bad Arse racer Shane Van Gisbergen won the Supercars title three times, i.e.; 2016, 2021-22, whilst finishing runner-up to compatriot ScottyMac’, ergo Scott McLaughlin in 2018. With The Gis’ scoring 80 wins Down Under before setting His sights upon new horizons.

 

Van Gisbergen shocked the NASCAR Cup community when winning upon debut at Chicago in 2023. Becoming the first rookie driver to win upon debut since Lone Star JR’, aka Johnny Rutherford in 1963. Along with being the first “Road ringer” to win on debut since Mark Donohue in 1973, Aye Karumba!

 

Following a partial Cup campaign during 2024, The Gis’ ran His rookie Full season for Trackhouse Racing aboard their No. 88 entry in 2025.

 

Van Gisbergen set a new rookie record for most wins in a season with five. Surpassing Tony Stewart and Jimmie Johnson holding the record with three apiece previously.

 

Even more impressive was that Van Gisbergen made the Playoffs in His rookie season. Thanks to scoring five consecutive road course wins, beginning at Mexico City. Followed by wins at Chicago, Sonoma, Watkins Glen and Charlotte’s Roval.

 

Shane will drive the No. 97 Trackhouse Racing entry this year alongside rookie teammate Connor Zilisch (No. 88) and Ross Chastain. (No. 1) And has signed a multi-year extension which keeps Him in Cup thru the 2027 season.

 

Other Choices

Dennis Hauger, Denny Hamlin, Marco Bezzecchi, Tony Stewart, Brock Feeney 

Monday, January 12, 2026

Golden Tailpipe Awards: The 2025 Streamliner edition, Positions 6-9

Otay Kiddoes', it's that time 'O year again, when I cap off another long, meandering past year's storytelling from thou Isle of Nofendersville, with my Zany End of Year Overall Winners selections…

 

As Y’all know thou Drill here upon Ye Isle ‘O Nofendersville, where the Nights are long and the Days spent type-type-typing Away Way too Mucho on thoust Keyboard! Alas, Once again it’s another long form No Fenders Two part Harmony, Err meandering prose for your consideration

 

As Here goes Nothin', with another Bevy 'O totally Un-Scientific, Zany Random Off Ye Cuff selections made below…

 

CATEGORIES

Rider of The Year, Sports Car Drivers of The Year, Freak of The Year and Quip of The Year

 

6. Rider of Year

Winner: Marco Bezzecci

Funny how I really don’t know anything about this ultimate Kneedragger’. Yet the 27yr old Italian celebrated His birthday in classico style by winning His third MotoGP Grand Prix of the season at Valencia complete with birthday cake and candles!

 

Although Bezzecchi tied with Alex Marquez for second most season wins, with three apiece. Even though Marquez “Jnr” rides for the satellite Gresini squad, and finished second overall vs. Bezzecchi’s third. Gresini do have the superior Ducati Desmosedici GP25 under Thar’ saddles.

 

Thus Bezzecchi gets the nod for riding a non Ducati Scooter’, along with winning three times for the Factory Aprilia outfit, where reigning MotoGP Champion Jorge Martin was supposed to lead the charge, Ole!

 

Other Choices

Alex Marquez, Fabio Quartararo, Pedro Acosta, and Duh! Ye Pinball Wizar, aka Marc Marquez…

 

7. Sports Car Drivers of Year

Winner: Roman De Angelis, Ross Gunn and Alex Riberas

This choice could go to several drivers like Romain Grosjean for wringing the neck out of the Lamborghini SC63, etc. As guessing you could make a case for most of the IMSA GTP drivers, Eh?

 

Chose to give the nod to The Heart Of Racing’s (THOR) regular season drivers Roman De Angelis and Ross Gunn, since the Aston Martin THOR Valkyrie was at a deficit the entire season, playing catch-up upon it’s maiden campaign in the IMSA GTP category. Having missed the Rolex 24 for fears of reliability, and the added pressure of racing round the clock twice.

 

Yet this duo, with the addition of third Endurance driver Alex Riberas worked wonders with the crowd favourite shrieking Cossie’ (Cosworth) 6.5-liter normally aspirated V-12. Scoring it’s maiden podium finish at the season finale 10 hours Petit Le Mans with a fabulous second place finish!

 

Other Choices

Jack “Achey Breaky” Aitken, Earl Bamber and Frederik Vesti, Dane Cameron and PJ Hyett, and I suppose Mathieu Jaminet and Matt Campbell

 

8. Freak of Year

Winner: Jorge Martin

Thee Martinator’ started off by High-siding His Aprilia Scooter’ just one hour into MotoGP Pre-season testing, suffering a broken hand and fractured foot! Before the season just went completely Pear Shaped to say the least!

 

Martin broke His opposite hand the Monday prior to the season opening round at Thailand. And then rushed back to action at Qatar where He lost control, got hit and ended up in hospital with eleven broken ribs and a collapsed lung, Shiesa!

 

Further endearing Himself to Aprilia, He unwisely tried escaping His contract during recovery, before reneging. Returned to action before breaking His Collarbone at Motegi when colliding with teammate Marco Bezzecchi. Adding insult to injury, by having to serve a double long lap penalty at the season finale at Valencia for causing the collision at Motegi!

 

Honourable Mention

Max Verstappen

Regardless of Max Blunderhead’s adamant dismissal of His ridiculous crashing into Bosom Buddy George Russell in Barcelona. Where Circus Maximus got off lightly with only a ten second time penalty. Nonetheless, Maximus Hothead’s dropping from fifth place to an eventual tenth place finish, cost Him nine points! Before losing the Drivers Championship to Lando Norris by two points…

 

Move “Was Not Right” says frustrated Verstappen

 

Other Choices

Josef Schlick’ Newgarden

 

9. Quip of Year

Winner: “You Fired me Once!”

Those were the cheeky words of Martin BillyBob’ Brundle during His Jeddah Grid Walk, when speaking to HMS Monogram, aka Flavio Briatore. Who replied It was a Mistake…

 

As how many remember that Brundle drove one season for Benetton in 1992? As “Understudy” to someone named Michael Schumacher…

 

Honourable Mention

“In 200 years no one will care. We’ll All be Dead!”

Those were the salient words of Lando Norris Wayback’ in August, when then trailing McLaren teammate Oscar Piastri in this year’s title fight. In regards to whether or not He won the championship.

 

“I’ve got four of those trophies at Home”

Typical Max Speak during the three title rivals Thursday press conference preceding the championship weekend’s title decider on Yas Isle. With Verstappen taking it even further by saying He knows what His signature looks like! Since reportedly, every F1 Drivers World Champion “signs” the vaunted championship trophy…

 

As that's a Wrap for the Year Kiddoes, as it's been Ah, Uhm? Oh Yeah, Ah blast as always…

 

Arrivederci

Tomaso 

Friday, December 19, 2025

The 2025 IndyCar Golden Tailpipe Awards edition



Everybody loves Alex, except Zak. But Cheep’ loves winners better! (The Tomaso Collection)

 

As who will Santa be Awarding “Gifts” to this year? Whilst pretty sure I know who’s getting a lump ‘O coal! (Zakery)

 

Once again,  I’m finishing off the year’s No Fenders posts Here upon Ye mystical’ Isle of Nofendersville, with Thy yearly IndyCar Golden Tailpipe Award selections. Hence these choices were Jotted down after somewhat quick deliberation.

 

Whilst Y’all can compare ‘n contrast this year’s choices with my Elongated 2024 Selections in the following link.

 

The 2024 IndyCar Golden Tailpipe Awards edition

 

WINNERS

2025 IndyCar Champion: Alex Palou, Spain

2025 Indy 500: Alex Palou; Chip Ganassi Racing

2025 Rookie Of the Year: Louis foster, UK

 

CATEGORIES

1. Driver of The Year

Winner: Alex Palou

Yeah, this one seems obvious, even though I typically try thinking outside the box. Yet “vice Champion” Pato O’Ward finished 196 points behind, and with six less victories!

 

As let that sink in Uno Momento. Alex Palou’s margin of victory was ten points shy of four “Clean Sweep” race weekends, i.e.; Pole, ONE lap LED, Most laps led and the Win. (54 points maximum) Or four points shy of a four race wins lead!

 

As we All know that Alex truly had a magical season, with 8 wins, 6 poles, 14 Top-5’s and 15 Top-10 finishes, enroute to crushing the competition.

 

And for the cherry on top, Palou won His first ever Oval race at none other than the Indianapolis 500, Bravo!

 

Other Choices

Pato O’Ward, Kyle Kirkwood, and I suppose Scott Dixon?

 

2. Biggest Disappointments of The Year

For Mwah, this one’s simple. As the two biggest disappointments are Roger Penske’s Dismissal of will Power, and Zak Brown’s refusal to settle out of court vs. Alex Palou.

 

We all know that Power was Penske’s best finishing driver the past two seasons, not to mention all of His other glittering stats.

 

As how do you replace a Two-times IndyCar Champion, Indianapolis 500 winner. The All-time career Pole winner, (71) and fourth All-time career wins (45) with David Malukus?

 

As no disrespect to Chicago Davey’, having been a Fan of His since entering Indy Cars, But! The Kid’s only raced four seasons with a total of 44 starts. Zero pole positions or wins and three podiums.

 

Although He did finish a career best 11th overall driving for A.J. Foyt Enterprises last year…

 

Yet how does one replace the legendous’ Will Power? While Shame on Roger for treating Him like a commodity on a ledger sheet and deciding it’s past it’s best used by date, which He also did with Helio Castroneves…

 

An Inglorious end to a Glorious Partnership

 

Yet even worse, is Zak Brown’s insistence upon ruining Alex Palou for life! Claiming the Four-times IndyCar Series Champion and reigning Indy 500 winner owes Him an eye watering $19.5m, as in millions for alleged “Damages” over Palou rescinding His desires to drive for Zak!

 

As I cannot confirm this, or heard it anywhere else. But I believe I heard Marshall Pruett say on His Podcast that at one point Zak was willing to settle for just a few million dollars…

 

The “long and expensive” McLaren v Palou war comes to a Conclusion

 

3. Race of The Year

Oval Track Winner: Milwaukee

Like most choices here, this was simply a process of elimination. As I’d have to say that Gateway ranked towards getting the nod, but ultimately fell short due to the fact that Milwaukee featured our latest debutante IndyCar winner, that being Christian Rasmussen.

 

Not to mention that Rasmussen and Ed Carpenter Racing (ECR) boldly chose to pit on the final caution to bolt on fresh Firestones and storm to the lead from I believe being P19, or was it 9th? Audaciously passing none other than Alex Palou for the victory!

 

Sugarplums, Rainbows and Splenda Sweetness abound at Milwaukee

 

Twisties' Track Winner: Portland

This probably was the hardest choice for Mwah, since the season finishes so long ago! But giving my Home-track the nod. Since Thar was actually passing at Portland, with Pato O’Ward starting on pole due to pole winner Christian Lundgaard serving a six grid place drop for an unapproved engine change.

 

While Lundgaard and Palou had a mighty scrap over second place, while Will Power returned to the top step of the podium a year later after His last win at Portland. As DJ WillyP’ started third, but won again!

 

4. Most Improved Team of the Year

Winner: Meyer Shank Racing

Initially considered two other teams for this honour, i.e.; A.J. Foyt Enterprises and Ed Carpenter Racing. Since both improved overall. Yet Foyt’s Santino Ferrucci slid down, and even with one win, ECR’s two drovers were only 13th and 15th.

 

Yet with MSR’s two drivers finishing inside the Top 10. With Felix-the-Cat’ (Rosenqvist) sixth, and Marcus Armstrong only 8 points behind in eighth. (372-364) This is “Heady” territory for the Midfield team. As now they need to win a race to continue their upwards trajectory.

 

5. Most Disappointing Team of the Year

Winner: Team Penske

Yeah, their three drivers finished P9-10-12 in the championship, with a paltry two wins. Which naturally you’d expect more from El Capitano’s eponymous race team.

 

Yet being caught cheating at Mother Speedway, the second time in 14 months, ultimately left shock waves at Team Penske. And then there’s the bungling of Will Power’s dismissal to boot! Which makes this choice a no brainer.

 

INDY 500: Penske to the Forefront Again 

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

The 2025 IndyCar Golden Tailpipe Awards edition, Positions 6-10



How strange will it be not having Will Power in this car? (The Tomaso Collection)

 

    As DJ WillyP’ says “Somebody give Me a Cheeseburger!”

 

Hard to believe its already been a whopping 107 days since IndyCar raced! Meaning its somewhat hard to make my yearly choices, which I try doing spontaneously, going with whatever comes to mind first…

 

CATEGORIES 6-10

6. Most Improved Driver of the Year

Winner: Kyle Kirkwood

Almost overlooked the driver affectionately known as “Kirk” Kirkwood. Yet being a fan of His ever since His Scorched Earth Road to Indy campaign, it seemed only a matter of time until having His Breakout season in the “big” Cars!

 

Yeah, its somewhat odd thinking of Him being “improved”. Yet the Floridian won three races this season. Including His first Oval track win at Gateway.

 

At one point, Kirkwood was the only driver not named Palou to win! And looking like Alex’s main competitor for the title, but we know how that went…

 

As Kirkwood finished a career best fourth overall this year, and has just signed a multi-year contract extension with Andretti Global.

 

7. Most Disappointing Driver of the Year

Winner: Marcus Ericsson

Just for the record, I’ve been a Fan of Marcus’s since meeting Him in person in Austin Wayback’ in 2014! Which is why it pains me to nominate Him for this dubious No Fenders award.

 

The Affable Swede’s life obviously changed after winning the 2022 Indianapolis 500, before He was Robbed the following year!

 

No idea why, but ever since He’s moved to Andretti Global, its just been a super bumpy road for Him. As this year was supposed to be when He improved at Andretti.

 

Ericsson started off with a sixth place finish at St Pete before multiple 20-something finishes, with a resounding thud of P26 at the Indy Road Course race.

 

And then when it looked like the page had turned for Marcus, with a fine second place finish at Mother Speedway. Through no fault of His own, Ericsson and teammate Kyle Kirkwood’s (6th) scars failed post-race tech inspection. With unapproved modifications to the Dallara’s Energy Management System’s )EMS) cover with modified spacers and unapproved parts. Seeing Ericsson and Kirkwood reclassified P31-32, Youch!

 

Resetting at Detroit, Marcus finished 13th, with the remainder of the season seeing a string of “Tweens” and twentieths. With the lone bright spot being a fifth at Toronto, His highest finish of the season. Wit a total of only two Top-10’s and one Top-5 finish.

 

Thus it pains me to keep bangin’ on about how I think Marcus will be replaced by Dennis Hauger when His contract expires next year. But I hope Ericsson will remain in IndyCar…

 

8. Comeback Driver of The Year

Winner: Callum Ilott

How can you not admire a driver for eschewing a Factory Sports Car drive in order to race in IndyCar? Even if it’s a brand new team. Coming on the heels of winning the Six Hours of Spa for Team Hertz Jota in a Porsche 963.

 

Returning to IndyCar with the brand new “ground-up” Prema Racing, which naturally struggled early. Ilott showed flashes of His old-self toward season’s end. Claiming His first Top-10 finish at Toronto in eight. Followed by back-to-back sixth place finishes the next two round at Laguna Seca and Portland. And then capped off the season by finishing ninth at Nashville.

 

As it’s a shame that Ilott possibly won't race in IndyCar this year…

 

9. “Big Boyz Pants” Award

Winner: Will Power

Know it’s the “Nature of the Beast”. But I found Ryan Marin’s question on whether He’d be back at Penske or not during His winner’s podium interview at Portland disgusting!

 

As no driver should have to endure such relentless haranguing by the media!

 

As Kudos to DJ willyP’ for being a class act about this! As He deserved to lose His cool  from the relentless, repeated barrage of the same question. And give somebody the Will Internal I’m on fire Power response! As where’s a Double Bird salute when Yuhs need one, Eh?

 

As I love the fact that Power said NO to El Capitano’, and is extending His IndyCar career at Andretti Global.

 

As why did that ‘Ol Little River Band’s “It’s A Shame” song come screaming into my Head? Yuhs know, in the wrong garden…

 

VIDEO: Red-Headed Wildflower

 

10. Rookie of The Year

Winner: Robert Shwartzman

Yeah, know that Louie’ foster nipped Shwartzman for the IndyCar rookie Of the Year Honours, but! Shwartzman clearly comes out on top for Mwah!

 

As the Israeli born Shwartzman, at age 25 was making His debut not only in IndyCar, but driving on totally foreign tracks to Him. Along with driving for the brand new rookie Prema racing outfit…

 

Shwartzman scored the team’s first Top-10 at Gateway, and then backed it up with His season best finish of P9 in Iowa’s Race-2.

         

Yet undoubtably, Shwartzman’ crowning achievement was His shock pole position at Mother Speedway! Becoming the first rookie to claim pole for the Indianapolis 500 since Teo Fabi in 1983, Aye Karumba!

 

Along with Prema being the first “rookie” team to claim pole at the Brickyard since Meyer Motor Racing with The Gasman’, aka Tom Sneva in 1984.

 

Interesting how Robert’s best finishes, and performances all came upon Ovals, something brand new to Him. While we’re all awaiting the outcome of Prema Racing for next season, and if they return to IndyCar? 

Friday, December 5, 2025

IGTC: Power makes Tintops’ Debut

With His heavier Merc’ feeling like a Waltzing Matilda over the Brickyard’s road course…

 

Although I didn’t get to tune-in or hear any of the weekend’s action at Mother Speedway Wayback’ in October.

 

Nonetheless, I was happy that DJ willyP’, ergo Will Power knocked off some of the rust during His enforced Team Penske contract “sabbatical” by making His belated Sports Car debut during the Intercontinental GT Challenge’s (IGTC) Indianapolis 8 Hours season finale on October 18th.

 

As Power joined team owner Kenny Habul and Supercars driver Chad Moster aboard the 75 Express’s No. 75 Mercedes-AMG GT3 Pro entry.

 

Interestingly, Moster currently drives for Walkinshaw Andretti Racing Down Under in the Supercars series, Just Sayin’.

 

As many know the back-story of how Power was supposed to make His IMSA GTD debut during the 2023 Rolex 24 driving for Habul. But His wife Liz’s serious Health issues kept Power from participating…

 

As Power said it was a little bit Awkward initially piloting the Merc’, before settling down to a rhythm on a racecourse He knows pretty well.

 

“Felt Very Awkward”: Will Power on first Endurance outing in 21 years of IndyCar racing

 

Yet Power wasn’t the only IndyCar driver participating. As former Juncos Hollinger Racing driver Conor Daly finished fourth, two places ahead of Power. As Conor brought the Random Vandals #99 BMW M4 GT3 Evo to the chequered flag, co-driving with full season drivers Connor de Phillippi and Kenton Koch.

 

While the race was Wet ‘n wooly, finishing under caution. As the race was interrupted by nearby area Lightning strikes and torrential rain, with a lengthy Red flag period.

 

As it was another Big name at the sharp end. With Thee doctor’, aka Valentino Rossi and company winning overall. As Rossi, Kelvin van der Linde and Charles Weerts drove their No. 46 Team WRT BMW M4 GT3 Evo to victory over the Yard of Bricks. Which Y’all can read all of the Gory details in the link below.

 

Van der Linde wins Historic title treble in Stormy Indianapolis 8 Hours

 

Whilst Power and Company’s sixth place finish ensured Habul of capturing the IGTC Independent Cup title when scoring His second class victory.

 

Meanwhile, Kelvin van der Linde won the IGTC Drivers Championship for the fourth time, while His co-driver Valentino rossi claimed His first IGTC victory. And in doing so, has now won both on two wheels and four at Mother Speedway. Which I don’t know if anybody else can say that?

 

As Kelvin is the younger brother of Sheldon van der Linde, who drove for Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing’s IMSA GTP Werks’ BMW M8 prototype. Which Team WRT takes over next year while keeping the current drivers line-ups intact.

 

Including the likes of Kevin Bacon’ Magnussen; former Formula 1 driver and “One-off” IndyCar driver. Who also raced for Chip Ganassi Racing in Sports cars when they ran the Cadillac GTP programme.

 

Next, I somehow accidentally “spotted” the news that DJ WillyP’, ergo Will Power had participated in the IMSA test at Daytona during November 14-16, in preparation for next year’s Rolex 24.

 

Again, Power was part of the 75 Express Mercedes-AMG GT3 Evo crew, with team owner Kenny Habul and Mercedes Werks’ Hotschue’ Mickael Grenier. With the trio set to compete in the GTD Pro category at Daytona this coming January 24-25.

 

As Power mused, His move from Team Penske to Andretti Global has opened the door for more driving opportunities… 

Monday, November 24, 2025

The Andretti “Curse” Rolls On?

Who says the Andretti’s have a lock upon victory curses, Eh?

 

As everyone in Ye blogosphere is currently lamenting the retirement of Marco Andretti ending the family’s legacy at Mother speedway, my mind was elsewhere…

 

Nope, I didn’t “watch” the whole G-Damn race, But! I did tune-in at the start and pitter-pattered about until some 30-plus laps to go in Stage 2. Up until A.J. Allmendinger smacked the Wall! Reportedly His second hard crash of the weekend.

 

As its still weird to Mwah hearing Leigh Diffey’s voice calling NASCAR races. Tuning into the Playoffs finale, where I could only stomach so much of Jeff Burton’s nasually, ear splitting reed tonal voice! Switching over to “watching”, Err listening to The Sting on Turner Classic Movies instead…

 

As I’d say the irony of The Sting wasn’t lost on Mwah some 24 hours later!

 

Whilst I suppose due to my deteriorating eyesight, having “seen” the movie many times before. I instantly recognized Spicoli’s favourite High School teacher Mr. Hand’s voice. With Ray Walston playing J.J. Singleton, which I’d never noticed before, but I digress…

 

When I left the broadcast, Denny Hamlin was still out front by some three seconds and had led an astounding 157-laps!

 

Thus you could imagine my surprise to learn Monday morning that Hamlin, who led a race leading 208-laps and was leading by three seconds with three laps remaining, came up short! Err was visited by the Ghost of the Andretti’s…

 

As Kyle Larson finished third and Hamlin P6 on the Rucky Dawgs’ Checkers or Wreckers race restart. Courtesy of Larson’s Hendrick’s teammate, and fellow Championship Contendah’ William Byron, who blew one of Goodyear’s new, softer tyres, CoInky-dense?

 

Hamlin won six races this year vs. Larson’s three. With Larson having been winless since May, albeit notching some 18 Top-5’s and 22 Top-10’s, but still, not winning since May, say what?

 

As Hamlin said if you can’t win this one, He doesn’t know how you’re gonna win one, i.e.; Championship that is. As Hamlin, age 44 was trying to win His first title in 20yrs, not to mention reportedly His father is dying…

 

But seriously? Why did NASCAR let Goodyear bring brand new softer rubber to the Championship deciding race in The Valley of the Sun?

 

As I’m pretty sure that Hamlin takes little solace over having won His 60th NASCAR Cup race this season. Tying Him for 10th overall with Kevin Harvick. And just three wins behind Rowdy Holmes’, err Kyle Busch. Whilst the late Intimidator’, Err ‘Ol Ironhead’,

 

nee Dale Earnhardt ranked 8th overall, has 76 wins… 

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

The 2024 Formula 1 Golden Tailpipe Awards edition

The long, forgotten Caterham CT01. (Image source: Bing.com)

 

As Who’s got the Biggest Balls of All, Max?

 

With Formula 1 actually becoming interesting once again, after the white washing Max Verstappen and Red bull put upon the opposition in 2023. As we’ll never see another season like that! I simply had nothing to say about the Max Verstappen Show.

 

Yet Max Blunderhead’ had to work quite hard this year to secure His fourth F1 World Championship. Not to mention having an amazing seven drivers winning Grands Prix this season, along with McLaren winning the vaunted Constructors title!

 

As Y’all can compare ‘n contrast these Spur of Ye Cuff, Nonsensical selections vs. two years ago in the link below…

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2022/12/the-2022-formula-1-golden-tailpipe_0250107140.html

 

WINNERS

2024 F1 World Champion: Max Verstappen

2024 Constructors Champion: McLaren

2024 Monaco Grand Prix: Charles Leclerc

 

CATEGORIES

1. Driver of The Year

Winner: Carlos Sainz Jr.

Yeah, the obvious choice would be Max Verstappen, Righto? But for Mwah, anybody who comes back one race after emergency Appendicitis surgery and wins Down Under in Bloody Melbourne Mates! Is a Shoo-in! Especially if I’m a Fan of His…

 

Yes, others including His Ferrari teammate had more wins. But Charles Leclerc also threw a Hissy-fit over the radio when He didn’t get His way and Carlos finished ahead of Him. Suck it up Chuck!

 

Not to mention having to race the entire season knowing that He was being dropped in favour of Lewis Hamilton. As it would have been easy to just trundle along, but Sainz competed mightily the entire season. Ultimately scoring two Grands Prix victories. The latter being a storming drive from pole at Mexico City!

 

As it’ll be interesting to see how Carlos performs at the underwhelming Williams this season…

 

Other Choices

Max Verstappen, Lando Norris, Charles Leclerc, et Al

 

2. Biggest Disappointments of The Year

Without a doubt, the biggest disappointment is Mikey A’ being told He needs to retire, Box-Box-Box on the penultimate lap of Andretti, Err Cadillac Racing finally being granted the 11th F1 Garage on Pitlane for 2026! As I don’t know how to scribble ‘bout Michael Andretti’s ouster any better…

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2024/10/whats-really-going-on-at-andretti-global.html

 

While the return of HMS Monogram, as Grizzled F1 Journo’ Joe Saward called Him. Flavio Briatore’s return to Formula 1 is definitely disappointing! Being the mastermind behind le reggie’s Crash Gate!

 

Not to mention it being a sad day for French motorsports with Alpine’s decision to abandon its own PU’s, ergo Power Units in favour of customer Mercedes units!

 

And its also disappointing if Max really did threaten to put George Russell on His F-KING’ Head…

 

3. Race of The Year

Winner: Sao Paolo Grand Prix

This seemed like a no brainer to me. Especially with Max Verstappen’s amazingly sublime drive in the wet! As Max’s marching from P17 to the lead was simply breathtaking, especially since He passed car after car cleanly in the rain!

 

As both eventual runner-up Esteban Ocon and Oscar Piastri simply marveled over Max’s exquisite car control. Which I scribbled about in the following No Fender tome…

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2024/11/f1-which-max-will-show-up-under-strips.html

 

Whilst I’m guessing some will wonder about my other choices below, particularly the latter. Since even though Lando Norris checked out, it did feature two more superb from back of grid to the podium performances by Charles Leclerc and Lewis Hamilton…

 

Other Choices

British, Miami, Hungarian and Abu Dhabi Grands Prix

 

4. Most Improved Team of the Year

Winner: MoneyGram Haas F1 Team

Initially, it was a shock regarding Herr Guenther’s, nee Guenter Steiner’s dismissal as team principal for the unknown Ayao Kanotsu. Yet Konatsu being an engineer apparently has a steady hand. And doesn’t seek the spotlight like Steiner did…

 

As the team more than quadrupled its overall points tally this season. As I believe they were even as high as sixth in the vaunted F1 Constructors chase before finishing seventh, three positions better than 2023.

 

Along with finishing one place behind Alpine. Which Alpine jumped to solely upon the excellent 2-3 finish at Interlagos…

 

5. Most Disappointing Team of the Year

Winner: Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber

This was a toss-up between Williams and Sauber for Mwah. As I’d hoped for better from both of these long established F1 Constructors. Although Williams wasn’t alone in the spare chassis saga, the British team was definitely in the worst scenario! Which wasn’t aided at all by the multitude ‘O crashes its three drivers had during the long season.

 

As I understand that somebody’s gotta be last, butSauber only scored an embarrassing total of four points! As I don’t think the drivers were trying any less, or that the team wasn’t working hard. But I’m just left wondering if there was a lack of development or money spent in a lame Duck season before Audi took final, outright control of Sauber?