Thursday, August 22, 2019

F1:Red Bull Driver rotation 2.0'



And I thought it was only the Wheels On the Bus go Round 'N Round...

By now, Y'all have surely heard the News that Der Helmet', aka Red Bull Racing's Driver Overlord Dr. Helmut Marko has pulled his second notable El Switcheroo', by sending what Claudio' Branded Thee B-I-G BULLZ' Dutchie's' Wingman Pierre Gasley back Home to thou 'lil Bulls, aka Scuderia Toro Rosso...

Err, Uhm, Yeah I know. Thar now Toro Rosso Red Bull Honda instead, El Correctomundo? But for Mwah, they'll always be Scuderia Toro Rosso after Herr Dietrich' bought Minardi; But I Digress...

As Marko & Company, presumably Thee Pied Piper Chris Horner? Have decided it was High time to swap Gasley in favour of promoting my favourite Formula 1 Rookie Alexander Albon to partner Maximus Hothead', aka Max Verstappen for the second half of the F1 season, beginning at Thee Mighty Spa' next weekend. In a line-up Shuffle reminiscent of 'Ol Danni Kvyat's, who's now on his third life, Uhm? Installment at Toro Rosso.


As I hope that Albon can thrive in the pressure cooker atmosphere of being a Top-flight Red Bull racer, albeit his success wouldn't be overly beneficial for Monsieur Gasley, wee-Wee? Who hopefully won't end up having a similar Fait Accompli to past team-mate Brendon Hartley.


While it's worth noting, according to Leigh O’Gorman of The Motorsport Archive; reading between thou lines. Don't expect Patricio O'Ward to Strap-on a Formula 1 racecar anytime soon. Since he's still lacking the necessary points to acquire a FIA Superlicence until at least 2021...