Yeah, Sorry folks, but NO Hard Hittin' St Pete IndyCar recap here. As hopefully
Scotty Somenex' Goodyear Didn't put me to Sleep! Whilst Purdy' sure that Eddie
The Mouth! Cheever was layin' some more Bricks; Cymbol Crash please...
As 'Ol Eddie might
need an extra bag 'O potato chips to hold him over, since pretty certain his
son Edward Cheever III is back at the keyboards of the No. 90 Spirit of Daytona
Cadillac DPi VR this coming weekend at Sebring...
Yet motor racing never sleeps, while at least
four current IndyCar competitors, and may be five? Won't have to travel too far
for this weekend's upcoming 12 Hours of Sebring Sports Car endurance race.
As the Cheepsters' No. 1 Gunslinger Scotty
"Iceman 2.0" Dixon will be going for his version of the Danica
Double; Hya! Having already won this year's Rolex 24 GT Le Mans class alongside
ex-IndyCar Ace Ryan Briscoe and Richard Westbrook.
Whilst le Hamburgular', aka SeaBass', or now
perhaps Sealmaster' Bourdais? Who finished Bridesmaid to Dixon & Co. this
year at Daytona will wish to reverse the finishing order for Chip Ganassi
Racing's Ford GT's at Sebring.
The Graminator', nee Graham Rahal and
"Symone Pagenoe," aka Simon Pagenaud or just Pageantry will once
again fill-in for El Capitano's Team Penske Acura, with Indy 500 winners Helio
Castroneves and Juan Pablo Montoya.
And whilst 'Ol Twinkle toes; Err HULIO' will
return to Indy Cars for this month's May festivities at Mother Speedway. But Seriously?
Roger Penske won't let the Columbian run a "One-Off" effort for a
rival at Indianapolis this May.
Whilst lastly, have Zero Clue if "the
Dude," aka Ryan Hunter-Reay or RHR will moonlight once again for the No.
10 Wayne Taylor Racing Cadillac?
