Showing posts with label Announcers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Announcers. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Domination, Indeed!

Although that’s not the word that came to mind…

 

What can I say about the utter domination of two drivers this past weekend, Eh?

 

As IndyCar Radio’s Mike Gravelly’ James kept saying the word domination when describing Alex Palou’s performance at thee Barbers’. As I’d say that Palou took the Barber shears to His competition! Leading a Mega’ 81 of 90 laps at Barber Motorsports Park in Leeds, Alabama Sunday.

 

As I simply marveled over Palou’s domination, cruising home to a 16-plus seconds lead, for which all I could say was the word Annihilation!

 

And if you thought the IndyCar race was boring, well, I fell asleep just past the halfway point of the Miami Grand Prix! Although the first 13 laps were certainly exciting! And how can you not appreciate Verstappen’s tenacity, Eh!

 

But as Sky Sports F1 lead pundit Kroftie’, aka David Kroft said later on. The two McLarens were in another Post code Sunday at the Hard Rock Stadium! And Oscar Piastri’s winning by 36+ seconds over Mercedes third place George Russell was total Annihilation!

 

As I’d thought that Palou had put a Beatdown on the IndyCar field, which He did! Now leading the championship by 60 points over unlikely second place Christian Lundgaard. But what does Piastri’s tour de force say about Formula 1? Claiming McLaren’s first three-peat by a driver since Mika Hakkinen during 1997-98, Crikeys!

 

Ironically, I heard ScottyMac’, aka Scott McLaughlin musing sometime over the weekend about Clean Air, as there’s those words again…

 

While you’d have to give Lewis Hamilton an A+ for sarcasm during the Miami Grand Prix. First telling His Ferrari team to have a Tea break while they’re at it! Regarding swapping positions with teammate Charles Leclerc.

 

And then when told to let Leclerc back by and having to wait for Him to overtake. When Lewis’s race engineer told Him that Williams Carlos Sainz was 1.4 seconds behind. Hamilton quipped do you want me to let Him by too? 

Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Another lost weekend of Shouting

As Are, You, Excited Now? Speak up you frothing Announcers…

 

Hmm, why did that title make me immediately think of an ‘Ol Rush song titled Between the Wheels, and the words Another Wasteland, Eh? Although it’s actually “another War, Another Wasteland and Another Lost Generation”, Righto Geddy…

 

“To live between the Wars in our time

Living in real time

Living in Good times

Holding on to Yesterdays,

 

You know how that Rabbit feels

Going under your speeding wheels

Wheels can cut you down

But the Wheels of time

Just pass you by”

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj1eUnNOvpY

 

Spent the entire weekend of April 11-13 consuming four separate motor racing series, i.e.; IndyCar, IMSA, formula 1 and MotoGP, Gulp! With my primary focus upon Indy Cars at The Beach’, ergo Long Beach. Along with the IMSA Sprint race which featured the return of Robert Wickens; beginning with Friday’s first IndyCar practice session.

 

Catching half of Saturday morning’s second IndyCar practice on (Fox Sports) FS1, as FS2 pulled Ye ‘Ol Switcheroo. Bumping the MotoGP Sprint race to that afternoon in favour of showing us more Bassmasters, Fish On!

 

Then IndyCar’s Qualie’ session capped off by the 140mins IMSA Sports Car “Sprint” race.

 

Next I “watched”, Err listened to the Bahrain Grand Prix Sunday morning, followed by the Long Beach Grand Prix and the nightcap being MotoGP’s delayed airing of the Qatar Grand Prix.

 

Now perhaps it’s just Mwah, but All of these races seemingly blurred into one long set of Boring motor races! Especially both F1 and MotoGP, the latter definitely not worth waiting until 9PM Pacific to watch, Urgh! As what did Raymond Hando say about late race start times ruining your day?

 

So, I didn’t catch the Australian Grand Prix, other than listening to the Highlights package. Being the most exciting of the season’s first four races, largely due to inclement weather, i.e.; passing rain shower…

 

Yet Formula 1 has largely been processional, even though I’m happy that Oscar Piastri has won twice from pole. Other than I hope He won’t get too swell-headed over thinking He can win the championship. As He’d be smart to ask His manager Mark Handlebarz’ Webber how that worked out Yas Isle 15 years ago!

 

Cannot say that IndyCar has been Uber exciting either, albeit at least there’s been passes for the win, even if Alex Palou won the first two races, followed by second place at Long Beach, where effectively Kyle Kirkwood led wire-to-wire from pole.

 

As it’s funny how at least the DW12 seems more capable of following other racecars and allowing for passing, but is this a biproduct of Firestone’s different rubber coumpounds?

 

Whilst Pirelli makes a range of different compound tyres for Formula 1, the choice of five various compounds in this range seems to be too small for meaningful tyre performance drop-off. As just consider how many drivers ran a one stop race at Shanghai…

 

As it’s even more funny how the current F1 chassis regulations introduced in 2022 were specifically designed to allow for the trailing car to run closer behind and encourage passing! Yet the ten F1 Constructors designs has seemingly converged to the point that this is no longer applicable.

 

Making a Farce of Formula 1 further, is the FIA instituting a mandatory second tyre stop at Monaco this year, to artificially induce some passing upon the narrow streets of Ye Principality, where overtaking is nye impossible…

 

Meanwhile, Team Penske and it’s factory Porsche 963’s have been untouchable. With the team’s No. 7 entry having won the first three races, Yawn! As don’t know if Long Beach was their second 1-2 finish?

 

Whilst Ye Pinball Wizard’, aka Marc Marquez returned to His domineering, winning ways in Qatar. Claiming His fourth, consecutive pole, along with four consecutive Sprint races on the trot. Plus His third Grand Prix win in Doha, Yawn!

 

Oops, what about the Shouting you might be saying? As I just don’t understand why the various TV Announcers think they need to Shout at us to get excited?

 

Although I did tune-in to my very first dosage of the new FOX TV announce lineup. For which I must say, Will Buxton seemed completely, totally out of place!

 

While Jack Harvey didn’t seem “Stiff” to Mwah, just think it’s His dry, British accent coming across…

 

As my favourite Announce Duo of the weekend was IMSA Radio’s John Heindhaugh and Ryan Marin during the Long Beach Sprint race. As Marin manages to interject enthusiasm without shouting or screaming. And Heindhaugh’s always entertaining.

 

Whilst the King of Screamers Kroftie’, aka Sky sports f1 lead Pundit David Kroft was doing His usual bit to keep me awake thru another boring F1 race!

 

And I don’t wanna say that the Long Beach IndyCar race was boring, But! Even Mark Gravelly’ James didn’t bother shouting euphorically over Kirk Kirwood winning, which speaks volumes to Mwah.

 

Yeah, it’s gonna be a Gory long, Hard season of motor racing, if this it what will typically transpire the rest of the year, outside that ‘lil ‘Ol Oval track at 16th and Georgetown. Provided we Don’t have more multiple faux Red Flag stoppages, or some Golf game on Thy Telie!

 

Then again, I suppose a boring race weekend is better than NO racing at all, Eh?

 

Partial song lyrics from: Between the Wheels by Rush. From their 1984 Album Grace Under Pressure. 

Monday, February 24, 2025

Time to Kick Off the 2025 IndyCar season

As anticipation mounts over another insidious 43 weeks Offseason coming to a Close!

 

Diehard IndyCar Aficionados will already know about the major news items for this year’s NTT IndyCar Series season, beginning this weekend at St Pete. The biggest being the switch to FOX, with All 17 races being hosted live on network television.

 

With FOX’s TV Booth lineup being announced just prior to IndyCar content days in January, with Will Buxton being the new lead Play-by-Blay Anchor, with James Hinchcliffe and Townsend Bell as the Driver Analysts. Or should that be protagonists? Whilst Ryan Hunter-Reay, Jack Harvey and Charlie Kimball’s names were thrown round as potential Pitlane reporters…

 

FOX is also bringing the advent of Drones to its IndyCar coverage. As no jokes about Amazon making deliveries, or pepperoni pizzas dropping from the skies here, Hya!

 

Along with the debut of the “Birds eye”, Err Driver’s Eye system at the St Pete season opener. As the miniaturized in-helmet camera system which has been used in Formula 1 and NASCAR, now joins IndyCar. Which Y’all can read in detail below…

 

https://racer.com/2025/01/15/indycar-drivers-eye-system-to-debut-on-fox/

 

I’ll save All of the Driver switches for my yearly, IndyCar team previews, Groan! Other than to say once again it’ll be an action packed, nearly nonstop 17 race calendar from the beginning of March to the final day of August.

 

Since I still firmly believe that IndyCar sold its Soul for the FOX Network TV Deal!

 

And are simply shooting themselves in the foot (again) by limiting the season to a tiny, six months period. Since we won’t even get started about what happens when Mother Nature reeks havoc upon race weekends! And that doesn’t even include running in Iowa in the middle ‘O summer, Oh Never Mind!

 

Look, I get it, and am resigned to the irritating fact that IndyCar is too afraid of the Big, Bad NFL 986lb Gorilla! And that others have pointed out that both Sports seasons are the same duration, But!

 

I’d argue that the NFL keeps it firmly in our minds with All of its offseason activities, i.e.; Draft, OTA/Spring Training and Pre-season Games, et Al.Not to mention the monumentous playoffs to the Super Bowl…

 

Thus it seems that IndyCar could at least resume holding an official Spring Trainning Pre-season weekend accessible to All Fans at the very least. Whilst I for one would appreciate further “Offseason” international races. As surely the Braintrust at Starship Penske, Err Penske Entertainment can come up with a viable way to extend the IndyCar season for All of us Diehard Fans who Don’t give a Tinkers Damn about Stick ‘n Ball Sports, Righto?

 

Hell! No wonder why Formula 1 is encroaching upon IndyCar’s turf and TV viewing numbers! I mean they were in the midst of Hamilton Fever in late January when He arrived at Maranello. Before everyone whent Gaga over His testing a two year old Ferrari at Fiorano…

 

Hey, you didn’t think this entire, riveting No Fenders post was gonna be 114% Sunshine, Bunnies and Rainbows, did Yuhs?

 

As I just hope the Intrawoods’ connection or that IndyCar Radio at least used some brand new dental floss for its tin cans broadcast connection this weekend at St Pete! And I can listen to an interruption Free radio broadcast from Ye Gory Apple Orchard. As Y’all know the words…

 

Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!

 

And lookie Thar Mom, I didn’t even mention a word about Josef Schlick’ Newgarden using the button Illegally at St Pete…

 

While I’d enjoy seeing the “conquistador ‘O concrete”, aka Alex Palou do what the Kansas City Chiefs couldn’t accomplish! Seeing the Spaniard “three-peat” for Championship titles this year, Ole! Just as long as everybody runs roughshod over Schlick! 

Friday, February 7, 2025

Rolex 24 Postscript

As the 63rd Rolex 24 once again, was another Barn Burner!

 

First off, very cool for Jamie Chadwick to be the race’s Grand Marshall! Although part of me feels like this is some sort of consolation prize for Her. As hope Chadwick’s Sports Car career blossoms like Jack “Achey Breaky” Aitken’s has…

 

Tuned into IMSA Radio’s “Countdown to The Green”, and was super happy to hear the voice of my Numero Uno IndyCar Radio pit reporter Ryan Marin. Along with the return of Jamie Howe. With my apologies to Peter Mackay, as initially I thought that ‘Ol EO Speedwagon’ Dario Franchitti was in the announce Booth…

 

Even better yet, Marin got copious amounts of time in the announce Booth,  most notably alongside lead Announcer John Hindhaugh…

 

Ford Multimatic Motorsports Mustang GT3’s swept the front row of GTD Pro, with Rocky’, aka Mike Rockenfeller on pole in the #64, followed by it’s #65 stablemate. Being Rocy’s first pole position since March, 2006 at Homestead, Miami, Youza!

 

BMW Team RLL, ergo Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing bookended the GTP grid. With Dries Vanthoor taking Pole in the No. 24 BMW M Hybrid V-8. While the #25 started last, P12 due to hybrid electrical issues.

 

Meyer Shank Racing two Acura ARX-06’s were quick off the bat. With comment made about the No. 93 being a nod to Honda’s history in IMSA Sports Car racing. Although Nick Yelloly reported a vibration, and then slid off at the west Horseshoe, dripping to seventh…

 

Pfaff Motorsport, fondly known as the “Plaid” Lamborghini had a miserable first pitstop, unable to remove the front left wheel. Needing a chisel to take the wheel off, then suffering a speeding penalty. Before being involved in a six car pile-up in Hour Eight!

 

As Louie’ Deletraz spun out of control on a race restart in the No. 10 Waynte Taylor Racing Cadd-Oh-lac’ V-Series.R GTP machine, before ricocheting back onto track and ultimately causing six cars, including the No. 9 Pfaff Lamborghini to retire from the race!

 

Much noise was made over the weather conditions, most notable the thirteen hours and sixteen minutes duration of darkness. Along with expected very cold overnight temperatures. As Sunset set at 5:58PM and Sunrise was at 7:15AM. (Eastern) Leaving me wondering if we’d once again have reports of frozen Iguanas falling out of the Palm trees. Or was it Geckos?

 

The race ultimately was one of attrition, with somebody in the announce Booth mentioning that eventually 21 of the 61 starters failed to finish! Which I won’t even try attempting to recap these, or the entire race…

 

Other than taking note early of the #11 TDS Racing LMP2 entry, with Hunter McElrea at it’s keyboard when initially having trouble on-track. Having been in it’s garage for two hours with a gearbox issue, but hadn’t retired as of 3PM Pacific.

 

(2:50PM Pacific) The first of the IMSA GTP Contendahs’ suffered Heartbreak. As Alex Palou in the  #93 suffered a left rear suspension failure and had to return to the garage via Flatbed.

 

The race’s restart saw K-Squared Harem Scarem’ vs. Colin Brown! As John Hindhaugh says I want to have whatever Kamui Kobayashi had for dinner! As He pulls out 8.5 second lead vs. Brown!

 

Listened to the majority of the first ten hours via IMSA Radio before getting sleepy, but failed to record who was leading at that point? Although it didn’t really matter, since the race has a history of totally changing complexion overnight…

 

Then listened to Hour number 13? Tuning in as the Eighth full course yellow for Charlie Eastwood’s No. 36 DXDT Corvette catching on fire was thrown! Pulling into an orange fire zone expertly at Speedway Turn-2! Just past the halfway point of the race; listening for another hour before calling it quits for the night…

 

Awaking before the alarm clock went off, I listened to the final three and one-half hours, which I’d say had more drama then the race’s first 3.5 hours! Beginning with nobody apparently wishing to claim LMP2 class honours. As first the leading No. 88 AF Corse entry ground to a halt on-track with mechanical woes.

 

Then Spike-the-Dragon’, the #99 AO Racing entry which had inherited the lead, failed to restart following one of it’s final pitstops! As its battery had run out of charge and refused to refire the Gibson V-8 lump!

 

With just a half hour remaining? The leading #18 Era Motorsport got drilled in the Keister’ by the trailing #52 PR1/Mathiasen Motorsports entry! Both coming to the pits, with the #52 receiving a Drive-thru penalty. All the while seeing le Hamburgular’, nee Sebastien Bourdais who’d been watching the scrum ahead of Him steal another victory aboard the No. 8 Tower Motorsports entry…

 

The GTD Pro battle was even more chaotic! As the #4 Corvette of Tommy Milner was leading with the No. 1 Paul Miller Racing BMW M4 Evo hot on His tails when they came upon the second #48 Paul Miller Racing entry, being several laps down in 12th place. Yet the #48’s Agusto Farfas decided to play Blocking Back for the Seester’ No. 1 a little too aggressively! Slowing in the corners and essentially blocking the Vette’s progress. Before the No. 1 hit the left corner of the Vette’ when trying to overtake for the lead.

 

As a disgusted Milner said after climbing out of the damaged Corvette that it was just plain dirty pool and they should be embarrassed! Having given Farfas the you’re Number One salute who received a Drive-thru for His antics…

 

Thus I clapped estatically when in the closing minutes of the race, the No. 1 BMW M4 suddenly found itself the meat in a Pratt Miller Corvette sandwich! As the team’s #3 entry was hounding Dennis Olsen leading in the No. 65 Ford Mustang, who I had two sets ‘O fingers crossed for! As all of a sudden, WHAM! The #4 Vette’ tagged the BMW! Also receiving another Drive-thru. Yet All of this Argie-Bardgie allowed Olsen relief with a sudden 2.7-seconds lead, before taking the cheqered flag for Ford!

 

Being the Mustang’s maiden GT3victory, not to mention Sebastian Priaulx coming home third in the Seester’ No. 64, which gave Ford it’s first GTDPro pole position earlier…

 

The GT Daytona class was just as exciting, with the lucky No. 13 AWA Corvette Z06 GT3.R with Matt Bell at the wheel taking the win by 1.4 seconds. As Bell had also played the bump ‘n run game with one of the Aston’s, albeit the Aston Martin Vantage doing the bumping…

 

With 22mins remaining, Felipe Nasr said “Playing Thru” as He and Matt Campbell in the Seester No. 6 Porsche touched! Whilst the announcers had spent hours repeating how Porsched hadn’t finished 1-2 at Daytona since 1987. Which Tom “The Bomb” Blomqvist ensured didn’t happen again. As the MSR HotSchue’ passed Campbell with five minutes remaining to finish Vice Champion, Err runner-up…

 

Thus Nasr scored back-to-back wins aboard the No. 7 entry, the same Porsche 963 He’d won the year before aboard with Campbell, Dane Cameron and Josef Schlick’ Newgarden.

 

And there’s more I wanted to scribble about. But I’ll save it for another meandering No Fenders post… 

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

GM announces Cadillac Formula 1 Team’s launch

Becoming formula One’s first new team in a decade…

 

Thru the Lost Wages’ Grand Prix weekend, I found myself marveling over how everyone had apparently been sent a memo by Liberty Media. As it was funny Ha-Ha! Hearing how far of a full 180-degrees U-turn Der Crying Wolff had made over the possible inclusion of an eleventh team on the Formula 1 grid. With toto almost infusing glee in His monoslavic Austrian “Terminator” accent about how GRRR-REAT! It would be having some brand like Cadillac on the F1 Grid…

 

And then Theodore, not Lenny! Kravitz commended Kroftie’, aka David Kroft on His big scoop of getting Mr. Zakery Brown to say that an announcement was imminent prior to the race. For which I cannot remember what session it was?

 

Although as Kroftie’ pointed out, Zak was one of the few who’d supported Michael Andretti’s initial attempt to join the grid. With Brown and then Alpine’s team principal being the only two willing to sign Mikey A’s Hall pass in His hastily bought Miami dolphins notebook…

 

Thus the announcement was made Monday, November 25th about how General Motors had been finally given the “Green light” to become Formula One’s eleventh team beginning in 2026. As this was purposely done to supposedly not overshadow the Las Vegas Grand Prix itself.

 

And I really don’t care how Y’all want to spin or frame it, but you cannot help but say that Michael Andretti was simply squeezed out!

 

The part I don’t understand, having now read it twice from two different sources. The latter being Nathan Browne of the Indianapolis Star. Was that Greg Maffei, the departing CEO of Liberty Media had vowed that as long as He was in charge, He’d never let Michael Andretti onto the F1 Grid!

 

CoInky-dense that Maffei is leaving Liberty Media when His contract expires at year’s end? Then becoming a consultant during the transition to a new CEO…

 

While rumours were apparently rampant prior to the Las Vegas Grand Prix that Formula 1 CEO Stefano Dominicali would be leaving to become MotoGP’s new CEO, since Liberty Media is finalizing its 86% purchase agreement of MotoGP. And Dominicali has been another starch opponent to the Andretti Global Cadillac F1 deal.

 

As what’s that ‘Ol Judas Priest song about Some Heads are gonna roll…

 

Yet magically, after Mikey A’ decided to leave His namesake’s empire for more “Family-time”. With Dan Towriss becoming the new public face of Andretti Global. And Michael Andretti effectively being squeezed out of His own operation, Tuh duh!

 

TWG Global, the controlling “vehicle” of Andretti Global’s IndyCar franchise, Err charter organization. Wayne Taylor Racing’s IMSA GTP Cadillac team and Spire Motorsports Chevrolet NASCAR team, along with General Motors have now been granted admission onto the Formula 1 grid for the 2026 season.

 

Along with Mario Andretti being named a Director of the Cadillac Formula 1 Team, which hopes to secure customer Ferrari Power Units for 2026-2027, before GM begins producing its own PU’s.

 

Whilst it seems counterproductive to speculate upon who its two drivers will be. Other than obviously Colton Herta’s got to be a shoe-in, provided He’s got the necessary points to acquire the mandatory FIA Super license.

 

Couldn’t find out what TWG stands for? Other than TWG Global is supposedly the investment vehicle for “silent” partner Mark Walter and Guggenheim Partners financial investments. Making me guess that perhaps it stands for Towriss Walter Guggenheim?

 

Mark Walter is part owner of the World Champion LA Dodgers and the Chelsea Football Club amongst other business ventures.

 

While Dan Towriss is not only the CEO of Gainbridge, but the Head of TWG Global, as its motorsports boss. With General Motors being quite happy to work with Towriss and Company. Just not Michael Andretti…

 

Therefore, no matter how Poppa’ Mario has tried spinning it to Nathan Browne. About His son Michael taking one for the team Rah-Rah-Rah! After a tumultuous three year attempt of becoming an F1 team owner. It seems really sad that Mikey’ got screwed, Err squeezed out only two months before this finally happened, and something just smells really fishy to Mwah! Even if He was handsomely rewarded financially.

 

But the Fat Cats get richer, since Towriss and Walter and whomever have successfully bought into Formula 1 prior to the new, upcoming 2026 Concorde Agreement. Which All of the existing ten teams have been screaming for the Dissolution Fee of $200 million to be increased to $600 million! Saving them nearly a cool half billion dollars admission fee! Although I can only wonder if TWG Global and GM would have paid this anyways?


Update

On December 10th, Ferrari confirmed that it had agreed in principle to supply GM/Cadillac with customer Ferrari Power Units in a multi-year agreement beginning in 2026 with Andretti Formula Racing LLC. Contingent upon Cadillac being confirmed by Liberty Media to compete in formula 1…

Friday, November 15, 2024

MOTO GP: The Season Finale’s Championship Showdown Commences at Barcelona

As Hopefully the race can bring some Joy to the devastated region of Spain…

 

With the horrible flooding in Spain, particularly in the Valencia region. And 211 people having been reported as Deceased as of November 2nd. While the number continues to increase. DORNA, the MotoGP rights holder cancelled the MotoGP season finale scheduled for November 17th at Valencia’s Ricardo Tormo circuit.

 

Thus, we waited over the penultimate MotoGP weekend’s outing in Malaysia a Fortnight ago to learn when and where the season’s final race would occur? Although reportedly DORNA made its ambitions known Sunday morning in Sepang, planning to race at Barcelona the same weekend.

 

Saturday’s Sprint race in Sepang seemed to live up once again to Moto Matters Zara Daniela’s apt assessment of anointing Jorge Martin as “The Sprint King”, but I’m getting ahead of myself as usual here upon No Fenders…

 

Back in October, roughly one month ago, MotoGP headed Down Under to Phillip Island, Australia Mates! Where Martin dually continued His dominance of winning on Saturday. Taking His fifth Sprint race of the season ahead of Marc Marquez and Enea Bastianini on the podium. With title rival Francesco Pecco’ Bagnaia finishing fourth.

 

As this pumped up Martin’s lead in the title fight to 16 “markers” ahead of Bagnaia. Then Sunday was vintage Marc Marquez. As Ye Pinball Wizard reportedly had a horrible launch due to His rear tyre spinning on an errant tear-off! Seeing the Spaniard drop to P13, before rebounding to fifth on lap-1!

 

Marquez ran down the two title protagonists who were running 1-2. Before Marquez claimed the lead towards race’s end. With Martin settling for second and Bagnaia some nine seconds adrift in third. Thus Martin increased His championship lead to 20 points with three rounds remaining.

 

Seven days later the MotoGP Circus arrived in Buriram, at the Chang International Circuit in Thailand. Where Saturday’s Sprint race result saw another twist…

 

“The Beast!” Aka Enea Bastianini took full advantage of the title rivals and the rider He’s scrapping for third place overall with, promptly vaulted into the lead. Which He would never relinquish, and simply motored away from the field!

 

Jorge Martin eventually got around Pecco’ Bagnaia for second, with Bagnaia’s future teammate Marc Marquez a quiet fourth. This allowed Martin to stretch His points lead to 22 markers.

 

Yet Sunday’s main race saw Bagnaia ultimately turn the tide against thee Martinator’. Although Martin got the Hole-shot on the wet track and aggressively attempted stretching His advantage in the tricky conditions.

 

As  Martin who made many mistakes overall, went wide and allowed both Bagnaia and Marquez to pass Him on lap-5. With Jorge just watching the two Ducati Axmen taking swings at each other for the lead, before Marquez slid wide and tumbled down to P16.

 

This saw Bagnaia hold a three second lead across the stripe ahead of Martin, clawing back five points and whittling Martin’s title lead to a slim 17 points.

 

Then it was on to steamy Sepang a week later, MotoGP’s penultimate round. Where once again the tables were turned upside down. As the rain began falling just prior to Saturday’s Sprint race commencing…

 

Although Bagnaia had snatched Pole away from Martin, with both riders setting new lap records. Martin got another Hole-shot over Pecco’ and effectively romped away to His sixth Sprint race win of the season.

 

Couple that with a crucial mistake by Bagnaia on lap-3 in Turn 9, reportedly a notoriously tricky corner according to the Pundits. Saw the Italian apparently touch the wet, white corner paint and inexplicably go down! For which I thought I heard a screaming “Captain Stubing”, Err lead Pundit Gavin Emmett proclaiming that the championship was over! For which I was left pondering how that could be true?

 

And after Emmett calmed down a Wee bit’, I noticed He and His Booth Mate Neil Hodgson were claiming that Martin now had one hand on the title…

 

Since Martin’s win netted Him twelve points, increasing His championship lead to 29 points, prior to Sunday’s main race.

 

Naturally Bagnaia didn’t roll over, and after a horrible first lap incident. Where Jack Thriller’ Miller was lucky to escape without harm to His legs after Joan Mir had run over them in the melee!

 

Bagnaia who’d kept Martin at bay on the first start, did even better on the restart, and led wire-to-wire for His tenth victory of the season. Although the first four laps were simply scintillating! As Martin did everything possible to pass Bagnaia! Making several lunges with the pair of Ducati riders running side-by-side down the front straight!

 

Yet Bagnaia wasn’t to be denied, and Martin wisely settled for runner-up aftert trying to push late in the race and almost making another costly mistake!

 

Thus, the points table sees Martin lead Bagnaia by 24 points (485-461) prior to the Saturday Sprint race at Barcelona. With a maximum of 37 points still on offer. And I won’t try figuring any of the points permutations. Other than Jorge Martin is the 2024 MotoGP Champion provided He has a 26 point lead on Sunday.

 

Whilst interestingly, fighting over third place in the championship is Marc Marquez vs. Enea Bastianini. With Marquez replacing the Italian at the Factory Ducati team next year.

 

As Marquez leads by one single point: 369-368! And you know The Beast relishes defeating Marquez before moving to KTM’s Satellite Squad… 

Monday, November 11, 2024

Petit Le Mans Postscript

As it was another Nail biting finish, especially for those with malfunctioning Headlights!

 

Yeah, the chequered flag has long flown upon this year’s epic 27th Petit Le Mans ten hours endurance race. Which once again will be my race of the year! For which I’m aiming for reflecting upon some of its too numerous exploits…

 

Tuning in for earnest with five and a quarter hours remaining, I learned that IndyCar’s Colton Herta was racing aboard the No. 40 WTR Andretti Acura ARX-06 in the GTP category. Being one lap down, ahead of Chip Ganassi Racing’s Scott Dixon in the team’s #01 Cadillac V-Series.R.

 

As it was fascinating listening to IMSA Radio’s John Hindhaugh and Jeremy Shaw marvel over how Herta had not only unlapped Himself, but pulled out a 15-plus second lead over thee “Iceman 2.0”, nee Dixon during the middle of the race!

 

Yet this was all for naught, as suddenly Herta came racing into the pits, having suffered a punctured right rear tyre! Which then flailed about and caused bodywork damage also…

 

Making me ponder if Herta’s intense pace had been the culprit of His tyre delamination? Whilst Dixon would unlap the #01 Caddy’ later…

 

As there were a total of four current, Uhm, technically five current IndyCar drivers participating. Including Herta, Dixon, Kyle Kirkwood, Herta’s Andretti Global teammate. Junco Hollinger Racing’s Romain Grosjean and Dale Coyne Racing aspiring driver Hunter McElrea.

 

As Kirkwood was in the #14 Vasser Sullivan Lexus RC F GT3 GTD Pro entry, which retired early. McElrea once again was part of the winning No. 11 TDS Racing LMP2 entry, finishing eighth overall, and eight laps behind the overall winner.

 

Grosjean in the Lamborghini SP63 which ran several laps down, for which I don’t know the reason why? Finished 15th overall, behind the first seven LMP2 entries, Yikes!

 

I also enjoy the global aspect of Petit Le Mans, including its Femme Fatales contingent, for which multiple competed this year. As I caught pitlane interviews with two who were making  their Petit debuts. Including one I’d never heard of before named Lilou Wadoux, a 23yr old French racing driver. As Wadoux was part of the #88 Richard Mille AF Corse Oreca-Gibson LMP2 lineup. With the team contesting all of the IMSA WeatherTech Endurance rounds.

 

Little did I know until “reading” Her Bio, Wadoux is a rising star who was part of the LMP2 class winning entry at this year’s Six Hours of Watkins Glen. With the entry finishing seventh in class and P13 overall.

 

Also making Her Petit Le Mans debut was former A.J. foyt IndyCar driver Tatiana Calderon aboard the No. 66 Gradient Racing Acura NSX GT3 Evo22 in the GT Daytona class. (GTD) Partnering fellow le Femme Sheena Monk and Stevan McAleer.

 

As I’m not sure what it says about the racecourse, Eh? As Tatiana claimed it was scary racing out there! Presumably due to the insane amount of nonstop “traffic”. Finishing P39 overall, some 37-laps behind.

 

And then there was the #83 Iron Dames Lamborghini Huracan GT3 entry, also in the GTD class with its regular Femme fatales lineup of Sarah Bovy, Rahel Frey and Michelle Gatting. Finishing P41 overall, 39-laps behind and one place adrift of the No. 66 Gradient Acura NSX in the GTD class.

 

Another winning Indy NXT driver and aspiring IndyCar racer in the field was Mattie B’, aka Matthew Brabham piloting the No. 99 AO Racing’s Oreca-Gibson LMP2 entry. Although Brabham’s IndyCar aspirations seem to have stalled.

 

Whilst I don’t know if it was my ears playing tricks upon me? As I thought I heard Sparky’, aka Devlin DeFrancesco being interviewed late in the race? Although the Froggy’ sounding driver mentioned He was still fighting a Flu and that Ibuprofen was His “Friend”. And He didn’t feel anything when driving the car!

 

As DeFrancesco, a former Andretti Global IndyCar driver was part of Forte Racing’s No. 78 GTD Lamborghini Huracan GT3 Evo 2 squad. While fellow Hoser’, err Kuhnuck’ thee Mayor of Hinchtown’, aka James Hinchcliffe was behind the keyboard of the No. 9 Pfaff Motorsports McLaren 720s GTD Pro entry. As Hinch’ contested the team’s endurance rounds this season…

 

Don’t know all of the gyrations that the #01 Cadd-Oh-lacc’ endured during the race. Besides spending the night hours as a one headlight cyclops! Apparently suffering from a sensor issue that took multiple pitlane trips to fix and dropping them one lap down, or was it two?

 

But after the race’s final full course caution, for a scary three car crash! Triggered by Cory Lewis’s #55 Mustang stranded with no headlights! The race became quite riveting…

 

As Renger van der Zande in the #01 Caddy’ that was driving with just its left headlight working, made a brazen pass for the lead of the race over Nick Tandy’s Penske Porsche 963 with under 20mins remaining? And then you felt the palpable tension of Hindhaugh suddenly screaming over how the No. 01’s lights had All gone out with three minutes remaining and He’ll have to immediately come to pitlane!

 

Yet the lights came back on, and then they winked at us, with the left going out and right coming on, before all four lights came on briefly across the stripe! Giving Chip Ganassi Racing and full season drivers van der Zande and Sebastien Bourdais the Fairytale sendoff for their final Cadillac outing!

 

Even more gripping was the fact that due to a niggling mechanical malady; errant steering wheel connection putting the GTD Pro Drivers Championship into question. With Laurin Heinrich and His No. 77 “Rexi” Dinosaur themed AO Racing Porsche 911 GT3 R unable to finish any better than eleventh.

 

Heart of Racing’s Ross Gunn needed to finish second in order to steal the Drivers title! For which Gunn’s Aston Martin Vantage AMR GT3 entry was leading the race prior to Lewis’s incident!

 

Yet the eventual first and second place GTD Pro entry’s; the No. 19 Iron Lynx Lambo’ with Jordan Pepper and No. 62 Risi competizione Ferrari 296 GT3 with Daniel Serra at their controls, both managed to duck into the pits for their final pitstop before the yellow came out…

 

As Gunn spent the race’s final 35mins harrying Serra in the second place Ferrari. Closing to as close as naught-three second (0.3)  adrift in third place, but could never find a way around the Prancing Horse!

 

Thus Gunn came up four points shy of snatching the title! Ironically due to Heinrich’s Pole position’s extra five points, giving Him the necessary “cushion” over Gunn’s unexpected triumph…

 

While the GTD class winners also took the lead late in the race I believe. As the No. 34 Conquest Racing Ferrari 296 GT3 of Albert Costa, Manny Franco and Cedric Sbirrazzuoli were victorious. And yes, that’s the same Conquest Racing of longtime team owner and former IndyCar driver Eric Bachelart. 

Monday, October 7, 2024

No IndyCar racing, No Problem!

As IMSA, MotoGP and Formula 1 aren’t Afraid to race when Football’s being played…

 

Who needs IndyCar during it’s El Stupidio 289 days Winter Slumber, Eh? When there’s a triumvirate of other motorsports series to pay Attenzione too! And that doesn’t even include the RASSCAR’ Playoffs, Gulp!

 

So much for the IndyCar Offseason, Eh? Which started off ominously for Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing, when the FBI paid a visit to their Zionsville race shop to investigate an alleged Intellectual Property (IP) rights dispute with a former Andretti Global employee on September 18th.

 

Having tune-in late to the day’s first race being the MotoGP Emilia Romagna GP, where I caught just the last three-plus laps. I was busy type-type-typing away on thoust keyboard when I said Oh shit!

 

Uhm, good thing we’re not monitored by the FIA here upon thoust Isle ‘O Nofendersville, Righto Max?

 

AnyHoo, I realized that I was missing the IMSA Battle On the Bricks race that was currently underway…

 

Tuning into IMSA Radio around 10:30AM Pacific, le Hamburgular’, aka Sealmeister B’, nee Sebastien Bourdais was leading the race in the #01 Chip Ganassi Racing Cadillac. Although the field was running behind the safety car. As apparently there had been a long caution period for inclement weather, including a heavy downpour that left standing water on-track.

 

As I’d timed it perfectly, with the safety car’s lights being turned off, indicating going green next time round.

 

And although I listened to the majority of the final four hours, other than flitting about my Bungalow by the Sea. Along with taking a break for lunch, there simply was way too mucho nonstop action to try rehashing it all. Like three Ferrari 296 GT3’s Hitting each other!

 

As several cars took turns leading, with the #01 cycling back to the lead.

 

Yet as the weather changed and the sun came out, it became obvious that it would now become a chess match regarding when to switch over to slick tyres would be tantamount.

 

While I’ve also never heard of a whole gaggle of cars, being the top eight LMP2 runners All being penalized a drive-thru penalty for not restarting the race properly, Say What?

 

Or the bizarre dead-stick reboot on the front straight by the championship points leading No. 7 Penske Porsche 963. When apparently Felipe Nasr was instructed to pull over and recycle the Porsche’s electronics to try correcting a power steering issue. With Nasr’s sudden stop almost seeing Louie Deletraz in the WTR Andretti Acura ARC-06 crash into the unexpected, stranded Porsche! Which Deletraz missed, but I wondered what His Heart rate must have jumped too?

 

Yet it was all to no avail, as the reboot didn’t cure the Porsche’s power steering issues, with the #7 ultimately finishing ninth.

 

Oh yeah, totally forgot to mention how fun it was listening to Romain Grosjean dragging His Lamborghini SP63 by the scruff of its neck from P5. All the way into the lead, after giving Mathieu Jaminet a “Love-tap” when passing for the lead! As it was the very first time ever that Lamborghini had led an IMSA Sports Car race, which Romain conceded was partially due to the wet weather conditions.

 

As it was funny hearing a joyful Grosjean being interviewed by Shea Adam in pitlane, unaware that one of His teammates, Matteo Cairoli had just been given a Drive-thru penalty. Which according to David Land was for Lamborghini having too many people over the wall during their pitstop.

 

Whilst later on, the Lambo’ wouldn’t fare so well, when tangling with the Proton Competition’s “Double Nickel” No. 55 ford Mustang GT3. As Andrea Caldarelli broke the right rear suspension during the collision, and the No. 63’s day was over. While sadly, late in the race, the bright blue #55 Mustang trundled to it’s garage, retiring due to the damage inflicted by Caldarelli…

 

But it was Philipp Eng in the #24 BMW M8 Hybrid who made the pass of the day in Turn 13 with 47mins remaining, which is not known for being a passing area on Mother Speedway’s 2.439 mile 14-turn permanent road course. For which both Lead Announcer John Hindhaugh and Jeremey Shaw were totally amazed by! Which would be the race’s winning pass.

 

As Hindhaugh mentioned at races end how it had been a stellar week for BMW. First finishing runner-up in the FIA World Endurance Championship’s (WEC) Six Hours of Fuji race. And then triumph at Mother Speedway.

 

As the win was the BMW M8 Hybrid’s first on-track victory, after they’d been given the 2023 Watkins Glen six hours W’ after Porsche Penske Motorsports was Disqualified in Post-race Tech for having worn down it’s skid plate beyond minimum limits.

 

According to Shea Adam in pitlane at race’s end. Not only was the No. 24 victorious, but it was the first time that the No. 24 had seen the chequered flag or won a race! After interview Jesse Krohn, winning co-driver, who said He’d now won in every BMW racecar He’d driven during His eleven years partnership.

 

With David Land also noting that the No. 24 hadn’t won in any IMSA competition since 2021…

 

Even sweeter for BMW M Team RLL was that the No. 24 led it’s Seester’ No. 25 home in a 1-2 sweep! With Jaminet in the No. 6 Porsche Penske Motorsport Porsche 963 third. Prior to it’s Post-race tech violation…

 

And that was before the day’s racing nightcap, being the encore presentation of the Singapore Grand Prix. Which I have to say was totally anti-climatic.

 

As Lando Norris put a total beatdown on the field leading wire-to-wire, and at one point holding a 24 second lead over runner-up Max Verstappen! While Norris’s teammate Oscar Piastri was a distant third.

 

Although I found it funny how before the race I actually kind of wanted Verstappen to win, just so He could tell the FIA it was still Number One!

 

Although Sky sports lead Pundit Kroftie’ (David Kroft) apologized  for some Salty language from Lando Norris in the “Green” Cooldown room prior to the podium celebrations… 

Wednesday, October 2, 2024

MOTO GP: The Championship Warbles On

But which of our two main title rivals will prevail?

 

Perhaps I should stop “watching”, err listening to MotoGP races, Eh?

 

Since the previous two times – prior to the Emilia Romagna GP, when I’ve sat down to “watch”, Err listen to thy Telie, my current Numero Uno rider thee Martinator’, nee Jorge Martin has crashed out! Although He didn’t crash at the first San Marino GP. His botched Scooter’ gamble effectively rained upon His championship aspirations!

 

As it had been a previous two months since I’d caught the few, crucial moments when Martin crashed out whilst leading at Der Sachenring, Sheisa! And hadn’t watched any MotoGP action until the San Marino Grand Prix on September 8th. Where all of the pre Sprint race blather was about Ye Pinball Wizard, ergo Marc Marquez having won His first race in 1,043 days at the preceding round at Aragon!

 

Not having won a Grand Prix since the 2021 Grand Prix of the Americas at Austin Wayback’ on October 3, 2021, prior to Marquez breaking His right arm!

 

Then ironically, seven days later at Misano, Italy. Marquez scores His first back-to-back victories since having last won at the Circuit Of The Americas (COTA) on October 3, 2021, Aye Karumba!

 

Or as the natty (British) Presenter, whom I believe is Gavin Emmett noted; 1,050 days since His last “double”. When winning at San Marino on September 19th and then COTA on October 3, 2021, but I’m getting ahead of myself…

 

Saturday’s San Marino Sprint race saw Martin jump ahead of arch rival (Francesco) Pecco’ Bagnaia, taking the win at the Italian’s home track. But it was Sunday’s main race where the championship took another dramatic twist.

 

The race began with Bagnaia leading Martin as the rain intensified, with the Spaniard coming into the pits at the end of lap-7 to switch onto a “Wet” (rain tyres) bike. Yet by lap-9 Martin was forced again to pit to return back upon a “Dry” (slicks) bike, the only leader to do so. Crucially miscalculating the weather. Dually being lapped by both Marc Marquez and Bagnaia! With Martin ultimately finishing P15, battling to hold off Aprilia’s Maverick Vinales, Yikes! Seeing His championship points lead shrink from 21 to 7.

 

But the star of the San Marino GP was Marc Marquez, who stormed from ninth on the grid to score His second consecutive victory ahead of His future Ducati Corse teammate Bagnaia. While the rider Marquez’s replacing, Enea Bastianini claimed the podium’s final step.

 

MotoGP returned to Misano a Fortnight later for the Emilia Romagna GP, due to the Kazakhstan race having been cancelled.

 

Having watched the Sprint race Saturday at it’s normal time slot. Which Bagnaia won ahead of Martin, reducing the points gap to a razor thin four markers.

 

I Arse-sumed Sunday’s main race would also air at the typical time of 7:30AM Pacific, Butterfingers!

 

Having set my alarm for 7:30AM in order to listen to the preamble during breakfast. I was super Cornfuzed to hear that there were only three and-a-half laps to go when I switched on, Huh? And even more startled to learn that Bagnaia had apparently crashed out, Say What! I sat riveted to Thy Telie’ over the final two laps with my two favourite riders going Mano e Mano for Ducati’s 100th Grands Prix victory.

 

As you could just sense that Enea Bastianini was riding better than Jorge Martin, who was blocking ah-Mighty’ whilst narrowly leading! And after several lunges. On the final lap at Turn 4, Bastianini muscled His way inside of Martin and took the lead, with the two Booth Announcers going into a tizzy!

 

As Colour Commentator Neil Hodgson, who I just learned was the 2003 World SuperbikeChampion said. It’s the last lap and it was a Valentino )Rossi) move. With lead Presenter Gavin Emmett saying a Marc Marquez move! And you know that Martin would have done the same thing…

 

Thus Martin increased His lead back to 24-points prior to Indonesia. The Second leg of MotoGP’s penultimate triple header…

 

So I sat down just minutes before the start of Mandalika’s Saturday Indonesian Sprint race and was truly disturbed to hear Gavin Emmett going ballistic over Jorge Martin crashing from the lead on lap one! Dropping to the rear of the grid and gifting Pecco Bagnaia 12-points, being the unlikely winner of the race, Sheisa!

 

As there was more drama over the eventual runner-up being teammate Bastianini, who muscled His way bast eventual third place finisher Marc Marquez. As Yuhs know “The Beast” (Bastianini) will do everything possible to finish ahead of Marquez until season’s end. Having been dropped by Ducati to make way for Ye Pinball Wizard! (Marquez)

 

Thus Bagnaia chopped Martin’s championship lead in half from 24-points to only 12-points before Sunday’s main race, Crikeys!

 

Fortunately, Martin wasn’t to be denied, or lamenting over the day prior’s mistake. With the Spaniard rider leading wire-to-wire from Pole Sunday! With His biggest threat being second place satellite GasGas KTM rookie phenom Pedro Acosta, whom Martin kept at arm’s reach the entire race…

 

While the rider whom seemed most destined to rain upon Martin’s parade being Bastianini, who was going for broke. With only victories in the remaining races being His only championship hope.

 

Yet it was all for naught, as The Beast threw away His chance, crashing out on lap-19 of 27! While thee Pinball Wizard saw His faint title aspirations go up in flames, when His Duc’ caught fire on lap-12!

 

Meanwhile, Bagnaia once again struggled mightily off the line, dropping down to sixth at one point before steadily marching forward. Yet Bagnaia was only able to salvage third place on the podium, seeing the championship points lead swing in Martin’s favour once again. As Jorge increased His lead back to 21-points.

 

Whilst fortunately, Acosta, whose runner-up finish came under scrutiny for tyre pressure violation, was cleared of this infringement. With race Stewards deeming His low tyre pressure was due to a slow rim leak. Therefore keeping second place and more importantly, the extra four points from Bagnaia!

 

As it seemed odd hearing the announcers state that it was Martin’s first main (Sunday) race victory since Le Mans in May! With Motegi this weekend, with five rounds remaining, and 185-points still on offer.

 

As Martin claimed the “double” in Japan last year at a track He supposedly likes. But surely there’s more championship twists to go? Although I’m totally rootin’ for Martin. Especially since it’s His last crack on the predominant Ducati Desmosedici GP24 before moving to Aprilia…