Which makes Uncle Bernaughty Goldfinger, right?
While Donald Mackenzie
surely is the evil Hugo Drax 'O Drax Industries! With Helmut Marco cast
in the role of Jaws...
Whilst
John Malone's nickname is Darth Vader
In the words 'O
Queensryche, an Oft, forgotten Seattle 1990's Grundge band: From the lips of
their cerebral ex-lead singer Geoff Tate;
"It Hit Me like a Two-ton Heavy Thing!"
As not sure why, but upon hearing the public
confirmation of the worst kept secret 'O what Santa Claus had given Valtteri
Bottas. A flash 'O lightning Hit Mwah, as I conjured up that Oh, so Clever
title above; SHUH-ZAMM!
Not to mention that the Finn's car number is
77, and it's easy to see how I've come up with the nickname 'O Valtteri
Double-7' Bottas, as cue Duh Theme Music...
VIDEO: 007 Intro
Not to mention the
irony of Bottas having made 77-starts currently in Formula 1.
While look over
Thar', NO! Not here but over there - as keep watchin' Duh Birdie whilst Liberty
Meadia's Shareholders A-L-L Gaga over this news vote thru the sale 'O F1...
And I found I-T extremely funny that Team
Willys' Deputy Director Claire Williams
was waxing on 'bout needing to dot the T's and crossing her Eyes - the
day before at the Autosport Show...
While the other two-thirds of this poorly
guarded secret also were announced, i.e.; Massa's un-retirement for a further
year's F1 duty to teach rookie Lance Stroll the ways of F1. As hopefully some
of Felipe's civility will land upon the Kuhnaidiun' teenager.
While Pascal Wehrlein, Mercedes other future
Star driver will continue his Formula One apprenticeship at Sauber, as I'll
still expect him to takeover Massa's seat in 2018...
And is I-T just Mwah? But Me Thinks the
latest LaudaSpeak's simply a concerted way that Mercedes is trying to tell
Lewis Hamilton just who's really boss of the F1 Team.
And while 'Ol "Niki-the Rat's" warbled on
'bout how Bottas can win the world championship this year, I flashed back to
some previous Hyperbole doled out by past Williams F1 Technical Director Pat
Symonds; as NO pressure Valtteri...
Let the Games begin!
