Wednesday, January 18, 2017

F1: The Name is Bottas, Valtteri Bottas...



Which makes Uncle Bernaughty Goldfinger, right? While Donald Mackenzie surely is the evil Hugo Drax 'O Drax Industries! With Helmut Marco cast in the role of Jaws...

Whilst John Malone's nickname is Darth Vader


In the words 'O Queensryche, an Oft, forgotten Seattle 1990's Grundge band: From the lips of their cerebral ex-lead singer Geoff Tate;

"It Hit Me like a Two-ton Heavy Thing!"

As not sure why, but upon hearing the public confirmation of the worst kept secret 'O what Santa Claus had given Valtteri Bottas. A flash 'O lightning Hit Mwah, as I conjured up that Oh, so Clever title above; SHUH-ZAMM!

Not to mention that the Finn's car number is 77, and it's easy to see how I've come up with the nickname 'O Valtteri Double-7' Bottas, as cue Duh Theme Music...

VIDEO: 007 Intro

Not to mention the irony of Bottas having made 77-starts currently in Formula 1.

While look over Thar', NO! Not here but over there - as keep watchin' Duh Birdie whilst Liberty Meadia's Shareholders A-L-L Gaga over this news vote thru the sale 'O F1...

And I found I-T extremely funny that Team Willys' Deputy Director Claire Williams  was waxing on 'bout needing to dot the T's and crossing her Eyes - the day before at the Autosport Show...


While the other two-thirds of this poorly guarded secret also were announced, i.e.; Massa's un-retirement for a further year's F1 duty to teach rookie Lance Stroll the ways of F1. As hopefully some of Felipe's civility will land upon the Kuhnaidiun' teenager.

While Pascal Wehrlein, Mercedes other future Star driver will continue his Formula One apprenticeship at Sauber, as I'll still expect him to takeover Massa's seat in 2018...

And is I-T just Mwah? But Me Thinks the latest LaudaSpeak's simply a concerted way that Mercedes is trying to tell Lewis Hamilton just who's really boss of the F1 Team.


And while 'Ol "Niki-the Rat's" warbled on 'bout how Bottas can win the world championship this year, I flashed back to some previous Hyperbole doled out by past Williams F1 Technical Director Pat Symonds; as NO pressure Valtteri...


Let the Games begin!

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