Pixie the Wonderdog poses with Tomaso on latest Camping Trip to Fort Casey.(The Tomaso Collection)
As your humble No Fenders scribe Tomaso should be touchin' down in Oregon momentarily for his first ever Turkey-Lurkey Festimus', as it'll be STIR-RANGE! Flying down solo for the very first time instead of my usual ridin' Shotgun! As hopefully my final destination's ride won't encounter any stubborn Buzzards fowlin' up the roadways...
As presumably, like my latest Aeroplane adventure this past May, I'll most likely be spendin' MORE time in thou Shuttle Express, Airport and Town Car than the actual flight! Especially since it's only a sixty minutes Puddle Jumper ride. Like when I spent six hours at SeaTac and Detroit's airports for my full day's trek to Indianapolis; Aye Karumba!
As A-L-L this talkin' Turkey; Err travel, etc makes me conjure up the thoughts of "Wood-be" Bovines, not to be Cornfuzed with Whidbey Island where thou Triangle 'O Fire's three Forts, i.e.; Flagler, Worden and Casey surround;
Oh Never Mind!
VIDEO: Cows with Guns
As All the Gang will be there: Jonathan, Jeannie, Colin and What's her Name? Hya! Whilst Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary Ellen and Thy Pixolator' (Pixie the Wonderdog will arrive Justin-time' in her trusty Eh Team Van! Although it'll be slightly sad knowing it's the first time to Oregon without Pixie's life-long Pardner' Mad Molly...
Or Y'all can read Thy monstrous three part Thanksgiving tome revolving around another past trek to thee "Other Florence" in the following post below.
And lastly, for some comic relief, as Y'all push your self's away from the dining room table after the obligatory serving 'O pumpkin pie.
What better way to relax then enjoy the soothing sounds of the GURR-REAT! Reverend Billy C. Wurtz's momentous rendition of Roberta-Roberta-Roberta! (released on 1989's Deep Fried & Sanctified) As other great tunes from the tinkled ivory "Clergyman" include Will there be A Shopping Mall in Heaven? And Grandma's Behind the Wheel...
VIDEO: Roberta, Roberta, Roberta!