Wednesday, April 1, 2015

No Foolin' Here...



Yeah, it's that time honoured day known as April Fool's... And instead 'O years past Hi-jinx, like I dunno, 'lil Al making a comeback, etc. Instead I'll grace the day's Tomfoolery by sending Y'all off on three story links that aren't fictional at all; Hya!

First up, instead of re-tweeting I-T; Uhm, re-posting I-T! As we DON'T do the TWIT-ER thingy here in Nofendersville; Hooah! Thus, I'll just send Yuhs towards the link to my groovy 'lil Ditty titled;


And with the exception of once, due to necessity, as in have Y'all ever eaten Aeroplane Food? Yet after preparing to purchase a hot meal on Alaska Airlines nonstop flight to Kona, I was more than dismayed when the amiable flight attendants got to the Back 'O Bus and told me they were OUT of hot meals...

As I have only had one Subway Sandwich, which AIN'T Fresh  in nearly two years since I quit eating them after learning about their using Yoga Mat glue in their bread; WTF!

Which is perhaps Carl Edwards secret to being able to do those signature flips upon exiting his Taxicab, eh?


And lastly comes the Bizzaro caper of Guido-duh-Dutchman, a.k.a. Giedo Van der Garde, who had the audacity to rightly stick I-T to the Sauber F1 Team, who'd effectively hired him to drive in 2015 before reneging upon his contract...

Which the scorned Dutchman took to court, in which the Swiss Arbitration Board ruled in his favour, causing Giedo to then file suit in Melbourne court one week prior to this year's Australian Grand Prix! Thus effectively suing the  Himwil based Formula 1 Constructor to honour its previous contract with Van der Garde for the right to race Down Under in a Sauber after having been let go late 2014 in order to make way for two PAY Drivers with bigger cheques...

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