Monday, April 7, 2008

Max exposure

While I suppose it’s NOT funny, for some strange reason I found Full Throttle’s; Springtime for Hitler post quite amusing over Sir Maxxum’s promiscuity…

Yet, obviously the Max Mosley sexcapade story isn’t diminishing as four of the major Automaker’s currently competing in Formula 1 have voiced their disapproval of Max Mosley’s behaviour, as first Mercedes Benz and BMW issued a joint statement admonishing the headmaster of their sport, publicly stating that his behaviour was disgraceful, while both Toyota and Honda quickly followed suit, with even sterner reprimands…

And this was before the ADAC; Germany’s motoring club strongly suggested Max seriously re-consider his position on the matter, as in perhaps you should step down from your post “Old Man.”

Although Jean Todt has been rumoured to be positioning himself for a run at MAD Max’s position in 2009, there’s now questions of how Todt’s friendship with Sir Maxxum will affect his candidacy? Although one would assume that with Todt’s longstanding relationship with ex-007 Bond girl-girlfriend Michele Woo, the Frenchman would be content…

And while very briefly in Washington DC, it was announced that New Your Governor Elliot Spitzer had decided to resign after being caught frolicking about with said women of the night… Although I was more impressed by his replacement; Lt. Governor David Paterson, who’s not only the first African American elevated to such a position, but the fact that he’s also the very first legally blind person to hold such a post!

Thus, I found it a bit surprising that the FOX owned SPEED Channel reporters seemed to shy away from the matter completely during Friday’s qualifying episode, especially after Bob Varsha revealed that the British tabloid; The News of the World, which had published the story with grainy video was also owned by SPEED’s parent company, F-O-X. Yet, at the 55 minutes to go mark the subject of Sir Maxxum was finally brought up when Peter Winsor asked the always insightful “Wee Scot,” better known as Sir Jackie (Stewart) for his thoughts on a subject he’d most likely not be asked about…

And I find it amazing how diplomatic Sir Jackie stays no matter how many times he’s been lambasted by MAD Max… Yet, never afraid to answer any question and just said it’s a very sad situation… Even if it is his private life and these allegations are found to be true, I think it’s sad an I think his position is untenable… Just look at what happened to the Governor of New York who decided his position was compromised, but I suppose it’s still early days yet?

Adding fuel to the fire was Sir Maxxums non-denial denial that he’d be staying in London this weekend to plan his upcoming holiday, Err, work on his legal defense when indeed the Crown Prince of Bahrain; Sheikh Salman Bin Hamad Al-Khalifa had forbidden him entrance into his Kingdom.

Meanwhile other various International motoring clubs are voicing there disapproval in various ways over Mosley’s tawdriness, with some already stating that they’ll vote against Max in the upcoming special FIA meeting. Thus, it seems more and more unlikely that Max Mosley can continue on as the FIA president and should indeed resign his post…

2 comments:

  1. Thanks for the props Tomaso, but really, if you can't poke fun at the entire Mosley situation you'd go as insanely mad as Max is.

    Eventually "The Littlest Perv" will step down from his lofty FIA perch and we will be free write about more "important" things like whether Bernie is actually a Hobbit or who takes over the Best of the Rest title now that BMW is part of the "in crowd." (I vote Toyota)

    And BTW Todt's Bond Girl is Michelle Yeoh vice Michelle Woo. Trust me I know, Yeoh has promised to scamper into my boudoir as soon as she tosses Todt under the bus.

    P.S. Could you update your links to Full Throttle and Asian Motor Sports, both urls have changed a bit since shifting hosts.

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  2. Oh definitely! I agree that we indeed need to make fun of Sir Maxxum's per-dick-a-mint… OOPS, musta been a Freudian slip?

    But I thought you were pining away over those wretched ink stained boobies on the RASSCAR Shopping Cable Networks… And besides, what are you doin’ checkin’ out Michele Fu-Fighter, as I thought you said Gretchen Carlson and Julie Banderas are kinda hot…

    As for the Littlest Curve, who seems to be overly fatuated with Sir Maxxum’s tiddlywinks games... “Juan” must wonder if perhaps this is The Ronster’s pen name… As I’m certain Mr. Dennis is quite enjoying the spotlight shining brightly upon his bestest friend MAD AAX, eh?

    As it seems kinda funny that a Barrister is seeking Pubic Relations help from the shysters who got the residual retainer fee from Sir Paul’s ex…

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