Thursday, December 27, 2012

Stupid Pet Tricks, A winter’s Drive to GrandMaMa’s house and Man’s Best Friend...

Just a quick takeoff of duh Speed Freaks Not Much Motorsports segment... As the voiceover sez on television; DON’T try this at home folks, these stunts were all performed by trained professionals!

Winter Traffic Jam
Next time you think traffic’s bad as Y’all make your way over to Grandma’s house, who hopefully didn’t get run over by a Reindeer... You might want to read this doozy ‘bout a recent winter 125-mile traffic jam in good ‘Ol Mother Russia; YIKES!


Bird ‘O Paradise?
Haveda admit I haven’t watched this video, nor read the story, but; the headline sez it all...


Man’s Best Friend!
Yeah, dog ‘LUVer’s will thrill in the ability of knowing that perhaps their own canine could potentially be trained to not only retrieve the newspaper, their slippers or some slobbery covered tennis ball or stick... But now comes word from New Zealand that three abandoned canines have actually been trained to drive a car...


Hey!
I know, perhaps along with those IDIOTIC IndyCar Playoffs; SPEW! We could add barking canines behind the wheel? I mean, all  that’s missin’ from this ABOMINAL ‘RASSCARFICATION is duh ‘Rucky Dog, righ? I mean talk ‘bout your ratings bump...
 

Rooskie Elixir...
And you thought Russian Vodka didn’t have any enduring qualities, eh? As apparently a quick thinking animal trainer saved a few wooly mammoths; Err Elephants from freezing in Siberia by administering vodka to them; Hmm? Why does the scene from “Russia with Love” come springing to mind? Y’all know where James Bond asks Barbara Bach to repeat that phrase “shared Bodily Warmth...” Which actually is in the 007 flick The Spy who Loved Me I believe; Y’all know with the second-best ever Bond, aka Roger Moore, as obviously you can’t beat Sean Connery; but I digress...

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