Monday, June 27, 2011

Vettel to his Competition – Map This!

So I don’t know ‘bout Y’all; BUTT! I found that to be an utterly boring race held upon the streets of Valencia yesterday... Although MASTER ‘ZEBB simply CRUSHED the opposition – despite the FIA’s new rules intended to crack down upon the supposed encroachment of all F1 Constructors manipulating their engine mapping software between Qualifying and the Race; as ‘Hobbo, aka David Hobbs of Carz2 Fame labored upon how the cars are supposed to be in Parc Ferme from Saturday’s ‘Qualie sessions ‘til Race’s end.

Valencia: Ban on engine map changes

Yet the reigning World Champion simply rocketed away from Pole, led Wire-to-Wire and took Fastest Lap enroute to his 16th Grand Prix victory – equaling him with some chap by the name of Sir Stirling Moss... And one victory ahead of the ever aggressive “Louise ‘JAGUAR” Hamilton, whilst just ten wins shy of Fredrico Suave, a.k.a. Fernando Alonso – who’s driven nearly two and one half times races more then the young German.

Vettel also created a bit more of his never ending rewriting of Ye Record Books with his latest victory in Valencia by becoming the Sport’s very first EVER driver to finish NO worse then second in his first eight starts. (Six-wins & Two-seconds) Breaking the record previously held by somebody known at No Fenders as the TERMINATOR! Nee Herr Schumacher, the elder Seven Times F1 World Champion brother of the previously famous – whale famous in his own mind Ralfanzo; Hya! As in a ‘Juan Michael Schumacher – who had set the previous record in 1994 whilst driving for Benetton by beginning the season with a streak of seven Top-2’s – including that AMAZING runner-up finish to his arch nemesis Damion Hill in Espana when the B194’s Gearbox became stuck in 5th gear!

Just DON’T call him Baby Schuey – Yuhs Hear!