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Monday, June 23, 2025

RETRO: A somewhat forgotten Alfa Romeo racecar

Long ago photo of the No. 33 Alfa Romeo Tipo 308 on display in the Indianapolis Hall of Fame museum. (The Tomaso Collection)

 

When Alfa Romeo raced on Both Sides of the Pond…

 

No idea why this story got so waylaid here upon thoust Gory Isle ‘O Nofendersville, other than time simply flies bye-bye!

 

Having long ago read an interesting Blog post about an Alfa Romeo Tipo 308 that had raced in the Pikes Peak Hill Climb. So many years ago now, that the story’s link has been “Dead” for years!

 

Back in the good ‘Ol days when it was still a dirt road, and it was the Unser’s playground, before ‘Ol Uncle bobby became the ultimate King of The Mountain! When His uncle Louis (Unser) was trading blows for victory with Al Rogers. As ironically Louis Unser won twice aboard an Maserati 8CTF, but that’s a story for another day…

 

As here’s a link about Pikes Peak history Y’all may enjoy…

 

https://ppihc.org/history/

 

Yet some of Y’all may be way ahead of me, knowing the car I’m referring to, Eh?

 

History denotes that a scant total of four Alfa Romeo Tipo 308’s, also known as Alfa Romeo 8C-308’s were built. Having been designed by famed engineer Gioacchino Columbo, who’d go onto fame at Scuderia Ferrari.

 

These racecars were built for the three litre Grand Prix category and campaigned by Enzo Ferrari, then running Alfa Corse, Alfa’s factory racing department. With the likes of Tazio Nuvolari and other legendary Alfa Corse drivers.

 

Although the Tipo 308 wasn’t overly successful in what then was the European Grand Prix series. With Alfa Romeo going up against the likes of the dominant Auto Union and Mercedes Grands Prix teams.

 

Yet Raymond Sommer driving for Alfa Corse did win a pair of Hill Climb events at La Tubrie in 1938-39 behind the wheel of an Tipo 308 with its 2991cc Straight-8 cylinder Roots supercharger engine.

 

I suppose the part that always inspires me about this era of racing cars is their amazing longevity, since the Tipo 308 would race for some twelve-plus years. Hmm, sort of like today’s Dallara DW12, Oh Never Mind!

 

With war brewing in Europe, and soon to engulf the globe, i.e.; World War II. Sommer enlisted in the French Army in early 1940, and the Tipo 308 was sold to two wealthy American’s Richard Wharton and Thomas Dewart.

 

The duo hoped of reuniting Nuvolari with the Alfa for that year’s Indianapolis 500, but later hired Clarence Chester “Chet” Miller as the Alfa Romeo’s race driver. Miller qualified the Tipo 308 27th, with a speed of 121.392mph.

 

Unfortunately, Miller handed off to relief driver Henry Banks on lap 148, just before the race ran under caution the rest of the way due to rain. As the car would be classified P17, with 189 laps completed.

 

The car wasn’t entered in the 1941 Indianapolis 500, the last before the United States entered World War II, and was eventually sold to Milt Marion. Before racing resumed at the Speedway in 1946 with pre war machinery, including the Alfa.

 

For 1946, Louis Durant; no relation to William Crapo Durant, founder of General Motors and Chevrolet. As Durant’s birth name was Durant Oscar Lewis whom drove under the nom de plume Louis Durant. Qualifying the No. 33 Alfa an impressive sixth, albeit with a slower speed of 118.973mph vs. Miller’s 121-plus qualification six years earlier.

 

Durant ran a slow but steady race, being the final finisher to complete all 200 laps also in sixth place. Before the car’s future owner gained notoriety for being involved in the ASPAr (American Society of Professional Auto Racers) “Affair.” When drivers were demanding a larger slice of the pie, Err larger purse and Arse-sumedly larger payout. Sondd familiar? Can Y’all say NASCAR and the ensuing Anti-trust lawsuit currently playing out…

 

Durant who’d aligned Himself with the ASPAR crowd, saw Indianapolis rookie Walt Brown assigned to drive the #33 Alfa for 1947. With Brown qualifying with a speed of 118.355mph and finishing seventh. With only fellow rookie Bill Holland’s second place finish besting the impressive rookie.

 

Although Marion entered the car for the 1948 Indianapolis 500, apparently there were no takers, before a deal was struck to sell the Alfa Romeo to Johnny Mauro, who’d caused quite a kerfuffle during 1947 with His controversial entry form involving the aforementioned ASPAR affair, before ultimately failing to qualify for that year’s race.

 

For 1948, Mauro qualified P27 with a speed of 121.790mph. And then drove the trusty #33 Alfa Romeo racecar to its third consecutive top ten finish, crossing the finish line in ninth place. With Louis Durant driving as relief driver for 19 laps. Mauro was then elevated to eighth place the following day, after officials reviewed the scoring tape.

 

That year, Mauro from Denver, Colorado drove the Tipo 308 in the Pikes Peak Hill climb. Finishing third with a time of 16 minutes, 55 seconds. When the International Hill climb was part of the AAA Championship. With Mauro’s accomplishment celebrated in a nationwide Mobil 1 newspaper advertisement.

 

Although Mauro entered the Alfa for the 1949 Indianapolis 500, He never attempted to qualify it Himself. Yet Tony Bettenhausen tried bumping His way back into the field with the Alfa, the eleven year old chassis simply wasn’t quick enough, with Bettenhausen failing to make the Show.

 

Reportedly Mauro qualified the Alfa Romeo fourth in 1949, for the annual Labour Day Pikes Peak Hill climb event. But two women with cameras wandered out on-track, causing Mauro to have to swerve to avoid hitting them. Instead, crashing into a parked car!

 

Mauro brought the Alfa to Mother Speedway one final time in 1950, but technology had passed the twelve year old Tipo 308, with the car once again failing to qualify. Ending the car’s competition days, before ultimately being donated to the Indianapolis Hall of Fame museum, where it still resides today…

 

Information shamelessly pilfered from Kevin Triplett’s Racing History Alfa Romeo 308 story. 

Thursday, May 1, 2025

Rotten Tomatoes, or should that be Tamales?

Y’all say PanaMax, I say Canamax…

 

Previously, the Armani Canamax champ car team was in the midst of a slate of rotating drivers. Most notably Jaque Dudley from Up North Eh! Having been dumped after our new Pretender-in-chief Billy Jo Bradshaw had won election to our nation’s highest office in a big, beautiful landslide…

 

Thus, the teams major Domo, a one Preston Henry Winchester III was hard at work as always to ring a few more ounces of performance out of His racing teams, and ultimately improving it’s owners and shareholders bottom lines.

 

Audrey,  get Dumfries, Duquione and Duncan on the line for me. Yes Mr. Winchester. Mr. W’, Baron Dumfries is currently in the Cotswold’s at His Hunting Chalet, but I’ve got (Junior partner) Gerrard Duncan on the phone…

 

Gerrard, what’s the latest on our lawsuit vs. that Pipsqueak Jonathan Truxbury? What do you mean He won’t pay the $100m (Australian Pounds) I’m requesting!

 

Very well. Look, every Damn time that Fucking ‘lil No Good Truxbury wins a race, I want you to request an extra $2 million in putative damages. And every time He finishes ahead of any of my Armani Champ Cars, tack on an extra one million! As that should make that Bloody Limey squirm!

 

Now look Gerrard, the reason I called was that we’ve got to do something about the illegal usage of the word Panamax All these wanton Burmese ship builders are building lately. As it’s leaving a bad stain upon our racing company…

 

Yeah, I’ll call my buddy Elroid in DC and see if He can get me a meeting with our Fearless leader.

 

Audrey, aske our truck driver Roscoe Snow to come see me immediately. Yes Mr. W. You asked to see me Mr. Winchester.

 

Does your ‘Ol Man still have His 50th Anniversary Peterbilt KP900 tractor that He used to haul Coors from Texarkana? Good, ask Him if He can meet me in Nashville at the Mockingbird Cafe tomorrow afternoon, its important. Yes Mr. Winchester. And tell Himn to leave His dog Butch Home…

 

Audrey, I’m going for a drive in the countryside. Tell Hugo to bring over my Canamax SP500 Special Spyder pronto, even if He’s at the Gym!

 

Hey Elroid, “What’s the Haps?” Yeah, you’re telling me about the price of Eggs! Thar’ one of our signature pancake brand’s main ingredient.  Yes Elroid, I’m calling on an encrypted SpartoCuss’ App. No, I didn’t add any of my family to it, What, Oh Never Nind elroid!

 

Look, I’d really like to meet with El Presidente to find out what He’s gonna do about the Peruvian Canal? Or at the very least tack on some sort of Canal usage fee to All of these PanaMax cargo ships sailing round the world. As they’re infringing upon our brand name…

 

Look, just let Him play with some of your Double Eagle gold pieces and Silver dollars. As He likes shiny things. Oh, I’ve gotta take this call from Achmed pdiumSoulayium. He’s threatening to Fine one of our drivers for saying the word Fart on the podium in Dubai…

 

Hello Mr. Snow, I’m glad you could join me for lunch. Yes, your son Roscoe’s doing a bang-up job for us. Now look Mr. Snow, or can I call you Cletus?

 

Ok Snowman’, here’s the deal. I’ve got to get 45,000 Grade Double A cage free snow downy pampered Eggs off of my books immediately before they All Hatch! No, I really thought we’d be able to move them over the Easter weekend…

 

Your son Roscoe’s loading them in a Gold Peterbilt KP9000C 100th Anniversary Sleeper tractor. All you’ve got to do is drive them up to The Great White North! To our William Joseph & Sons Bakery, where we’ll use them to make Doughnuts. And then return with 500 cases of O’Flaughtery’s Beer.

 

Yeah I know that there’s Triple-rate Dutys to pay now for crossing into our fine northern state, but you leave that to me. As I’m getting Billy Jo Bradshaw to write us a note saying we Don’t have to pay these, and you’ve got special permission to transport whatever you want!

 

Yeah, I’ve already spoken to the Bandit’. And Clint says He and His Old Lady Sally are in also, and will run interference for you like always.

 

Nope, they’re going in separate cars this time, since we know how they like to go Skinny-dipping at Niagara Falls! As Clint will be driving a black Canamax C45 Hypercar. While Sally will be running Caboose in Her black Canamax Rosberg LP675 tribute model.

 

As the three of you really shouldn’t have any problems outrunning those Mounty’, even if they’re on Arabian Horses. Any questions Cletus?

 

You’ll pick up the Brewsi’ at the Marigold Brewery. It’s an ‘Ol converted Labatts brewery that Billy Jo’s eldest son William owns.

 

Nobody knew that Billy Jo has a younger brother named Shane Bradshaw who was a Major League Baseball pitcher who played for the Blue Jays. Whale’ nobody knew until some Rolling Stones reporter listened into Billy Jo’s wife Lisa Maria telling Her Hairdresser via Her private SpartoCuss account. Look, I Dunno why His wife added that Rolling Stones reporter to Her private chat…

 

Yep, the Bradshaw’s are an old Irish family that made their fortunes growing potatoes, before branching into the Distillery business. And they were doing a brisk business with their O’Flaughtery Beer brand Up North Eh! Before All those G-Damn patriotic Kuhnucks’ started drinking Jack Dudley’s signature beer instead. As they’ll drink anything that’s made in their fine, beautiful state.

 

So I promised billy Jo I’d bring some of His brother’s favourite beer if He comes to watch us win this year’s Iron Maiden 5000 at the Speedrome in Brownsburg…

 

Yep, you’re right we’d better throw in another 500 cases just in case we do win. I’m sure Billy Jo will wanna throw a party with All of His Friends!

 

Mr. Snow, if you’ll do this favour for me, I’ll throw in the KP9000C tractor for you to keep. And I’ll buy you and your son anything you want for dinner at Saint Elmos in Carmel. Yeah, the Bandit and His wife can com too. Hell, sure even Butch is included! Do we have a deal?

 

Great, I’ll send you the coordinates for the W.J. Sons Bakery and where to deliver those ice cold O’flattery’s Brewski’s on SpartoCuss…

 

What? You don’t have a SpartoCuss account? Ok, I’ll get Roscoe to let you know via your Ham radio or whatever contraption your ‘Ol KP900 rig has in it. 10-4 Good Buddy!

 

Catch Yuhs at the Speedrome in Brownsburg. As you and Butch are welcome to join me in our luxury Turn-3 suite. Just make sure you leave the front row seats vacant for Billy Jo and His entourage…

 

For the previous Canamax Capers installment. Please visit the following No Fenders link below.

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2024/11/indycars-old-fashioned-radio-programme.html 

Monday, March 24, 2025

RETRO: More Fallen Racing Drivers from The “friendly Skies”

When it’s not always best to be traveling by Small plane…

 

Of my short list of drivers to fall into this ghoulish category, obviously the most famous is Graham Hill. For which I’d forgotten that this November will be the 50th Anniversary of His death. As Hill and five others perished on November 29, 1975.

 

Hill was a two-times Formula 1 World champion, (1962, 1968)  winner of the 1966 Indianapolis 500 as a rookie. And won  the 1972 24 Heurs du Mans along with five Monaco Grands Prix. And is still the only winner of the mythical Triple Crown, i.e.; Indianapolis 500, 24 Hours of Le Mans and Monaco Grand Prix, that surely Frederico Suave has now given up upon, ci?

 

Hill won 14 races and 13 poles between 1958 and 1975, then setting the endurance mark for most Grands Prix starts at 176, before Jacques Laffite tied Him eleven years, two months and two days later at the 1986 British Grand Prix. While Fernando Alonso made His momentous 400th Grands Prix start last December at Qatar, and has longs since doubled Hill and Laffite’s accomplishment…

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2024/12/f1-alonso-officially-starts-his-400th.html

 

I’ll freely admit that I’d forgotten the name of the other Formula 1 driver on that fateful flight. As 23yr old Tony Brise was onboard, along with four other team members.

 

Briese was Hill’s protégé, having effectively replaced Hill at His namesake’s F1 team Embassy Hill Racing, following Graham’s retirement from Formula 1 after failing to qualify for the 1975 Monaco Grand Prix. Making a total of ten Grands Prix starts over His short F1 career.

 

Brise had impressed in the unheard of MCB International Formula Antlantic Championship in 1975. Winning six consecutive races enroute to the title and thus catching the eye of sir Frank Williams. Deputizing for the injured Jacques Laffite, Brise made His Formula 1 debut at that year’s Spanish Grand Prix, finishing seventh. Yet perhaps it was an omen? As the race saw the deaths of four spectators…

 

Returning from testing their 1976 F1 challenger, the Hill GH2 racecar at Circuit Paul Ricard. With 46yr old Hill at the controls of His six seater Aeroplane on a night flight in rapidly diminishing skies, as the London Fog got thicker ‘n thicker. Hill most likely misjudged the Elstree Airfield in the fog. First grazing a tall tree at the nearby Golf course upon approach with the Aztec’s landing gear and flaps deployed. Before hitting further trees. With the plane then rolling right before it’s wingtip dug int the ground and the plane erupted into fire, killing all six persons immediately!

 

As Hill, Brise, Embassy Hill team manager Ray Brimble, Designer Andy Smallman and mechanics Tony Alcock and Terry Richards perished aboard the twin engine Piper PA-23 Aztec on a night when Hill should have diverted to His secondary airfield for landing. As a previous airplane had aborted three attempts of landing at Elstree Three hours earlier, when unable to either see the field’s lights or spotting them too late upon approach due to the thick fog…

 

The only driver on this short list to have a racing circuit named in His honour is the unheralded Jose Carlos Pace, a “One Hit” wonder. Having won His Home Grand Prix in 1975 in Sao Paolo at Interlagos, better known today as Autodromo Jose Carlos Pace. Formerly known as the Autodromo de Interlagos, site of the Brazilian Grand Prix, beginning in 1972. And known as the Sao Paolo Grand Prix since 2021.

 

Carlos began His F1 career driving for Frank Williams, making His debut at the 1972 South African Grand Prix. Then switched to Surtees between 1973, to Mid-season 1974, before falling out with John Surtees.

 

After driving a privateer Goldie Hexagon Racing Brabham entry in France, Carlos switched to the Brabham team for the remainder of His F1 career. Winning the Brazilian Grand Prix in ’75, when He and teammate Carlos Reutemann regularly featured up front. Leading Brabham to second in the Formula 1 constructors Championship behind the wheel of the BT44 Ford-Cosworth DFV V-8.

 

Yet the following season, Brabham’s fortunes dipped when switching to the heavier Alfa Romeo Flat 12 lumps’ that team owner Bernie Ecclestone had secured. Before improvement shone with the new V-12 units, along with Carlos new teammate John Watson before catastrophe struck.

 

A native of Sao Paolo, Pace died in a light plane accident in March, 1977 at Age 32, leaving behind a wife and two children…

 

Like most drivers of the day, Pace also raced in Sports Cars. Most notably finishing runner-up in the 1973 24 Heurs du Mans driving a Werks’ Scuderia Ferrari 312PB with Arturo Merzario.

 

The final two members of my short list hail from IndyCar’s Championship Auto Racing Teams (CART) era. And Diehard IndyCar Aficionados will know who they are…

 

 

Al Holbert is seemingly more synonymous with His Sports Car career vs. Open wheel Racing. Having won five IMSA GT Championships along with being one of nine Triple Crown Endurance race winners, i.e.; Daytona, Sebring and Le Mans.

 

Having previously scribbled about Messer Holbert’s exploits in my No Fenders five-part Le Mans Triple Crown saga…

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2023/10/le-mans-triple-crown-winners-part-3.html

 

Yet I tend to forget that Holbert ran a single season in CART during 1984 for Alex Morales Motorsports in an March/Cosworth chassis. Claiming three top tens, and two top fives; including a career best fourth place finish at that year’s Indianapolis 500, finishing ahead of fellow rookie Michael Andretti…

 

In September, 1988, sadly upon takeoff from nearby Columbus, Ohio, a clamshell door that wasn’t closed caused Holbert’s Piper PA-60 Aerostar to crash. Fatally killing Al Holbert then just age 41.

 

Tony Bettenhausen Jr. surely lived under the shadow of His Father, like All Bettenhausen’s did, Righto? Especially with Pops’ or Senior being a two-times National Champion and winner of 21 races.

 

Thought that Tony Lee Bettenhausen Jr. had contested far more than the 103 IndyCar races over His driving career between 1979 to 1993. Capping His driving career at that year’s Indianapolis 500, finishing P22 in a Penske PC22/Chevrolet.

 

And like I’ve typed before, Tony’s remembered more to Mwah as a CART team owner with those sharp looking Alumax year old Penske chassis…

 

Sadly, on Valentines Day 2000, Tony, with wife Shirley and businessmen Russ Roberts and Larry Rangel died in a small plane crash in Harrison County, Kentucky, enroute to Indianapolis after attending CART Spring Training at Homestead, Florida.

 

As here’s a long ago No Fenders yarn I scribbled’ about the Bettenhausen’s and Vukovich’s…

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2011/05/retro-bettenhausens-n-vukovichs-unsung.html 

Friday, March 21, 2025

RETRO: The Not so “Friendly Skies”

As Buckle-up Y’all, we’re in for another Bumpy ride…

 

Yeah, I suppose this story is a Wee’ bytamite Ghoulish, Err maudlin. But I came across some “new” old Formula 1 characters I simply wanted to scribble about. As it was the totally unknown Jose Dolhem that sparked this story’s topic…

 

Following the Washington D.C. Midair Crash involving a American Eagle TSA Airlines bombardier BRJ701ER passenger jet and U.s. Army Blackhawk Helicopter, killing all 67 persons involved, I learned the following from a recent article in the New York Times.

 

“More than 90 percent of the country’s 313 air traffic control facilities operate below the Federal Aviation Administration’s recommended staffing levels. (According to an analysis of staffing data from the union representing controllers obtained by The New York Times)

As of earlier this month, (January)  285 facilities — which include traffic control towers and other locations — were below staffing thresholds set by the F.A.A. and the union. At 73 of those facilities, staffing is so low that at least a quarter of the work force is missing. Even though the U.S. air travel system remains among the safest in the world.

 

Efforts already underway to hire and train new controllers are expected to fall short of staffing demands, according to F.A.A. projections. Nearly three-quarters of facilities will still remain below recommended staffing levels after a long training process.

Improving the ranks may not happen quickly. It can take over four years to train a new air traffic controller at a certain facilities. At Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, the site of the crash this week, (January 29th) training takes nearly 16 months, the data shows.”

 

Perhaps it’s just Mwah? But has anybody realized the irony of this deadly crash at Reagan National Airport, and that wasn’t it ‘Ol ronnie’ (Reagan) Himself who famously Fired Air Traffic Controllers for striking? Or something to that effect Wayback’ in the 1980’s, Righto

 

Hmm, perhaps El Presidente Fired All of those career service Federal Employees in order to free up “staff” for the woefully understaffed Air Traffic Control facilities, Eh?

 

Nah, as the Emperor was modeling His latest duds’ at the Day-Toner’ 500, His administration was busy firing thousands of Air Traffic Controllers!

 

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting, we’re gonna do More with less now, Oh Never Mind!

 

Yep indeedy’, Ronald Reagan Fired 11,000 of the 13,000 striking Air Traffic Controllers in 1981, for which arguably, we’re still feeling the effects of today!

 

But back to the totally unknown Jose Dolhem that sparked this No Fenders story, as Y’all know who that is, Righto? Nope, I’d never heard of Him previously either…

 

Louis Jose Lucien Dolhem was born on April 26, 1944 in Paris, France. Making His debut in the 1971 European formula 2 Championship, driving for the Siffert Racing Team. Finishing P14 at the Autodromo di Vallelunga aboard a Chevron B18 Ford Cosworth.

 

Jose’s F2 career was mediocre, before He attempted qualifying for three Formula 1 races in 1974. Failing to qualify (DNQ) upon His debut at the French Grand Prix for the Surtees Racing Organisation F1 Team, aboard a Surtees TS16 naturally aspirated 3.0-litre Ford-Cosworth DFV V-8 entry.

 

Dolhem then again failed to qualify (DNQ) at Monza, before finally qualifying for the season finale U.S. Grand Prix at Watkins Glen.

 

Unfortunately on lap-10, fellow Surtees teammate Helmut Koinigg suffered suspension failure at Turn-2, shooting Him into the nearby Armco. Yet this Armco had been improperly secured, killing the Austrian instantly upon being Decapitated! Thus Surtees immediately withdrew Dolhem from the race.

 

Jose would have passed into obscurity again, exceptfor one personal fact I found quite interesting. As He was the Half brother &And first cousin) of future Formula 1 racer Didier Pironi.

 

Dolhem was killed in a light plane accident at Saint-Just-Saint-Rambert Loire Saint-Etienne on April 16, 1988 at Age 43. Ironically dying just eight months after Pironi (Age 35) succumbed during an Offshore Powerboat race near the Isle of Wight. While both Dolhem and Pironi are buried together in the same plot in Southern France.

 

David Charles Purley, born on January 26, 1945 in Bognor Regis, Sussex, England, led a most colourful life. From surviving a British Army  parachute training exercise when His parachute didn’t open! No Lucas Electric Jokes Here, Yall! To surviving a massive “G” loading crash, to ultimately dying in a small plane accident.

 

David’s father was the proprietor of LEC Refrigeration in Jolly ‘Ol England, which Purley would run under the banner of during His brief Formula 1 career.

 

David made His Formula 1 debut in the 1973 Monaco Grand Prix, making eleven entries between 1973 to 1977. With a best finish of ninth in the 1973 Italian Grand Prix during His seven starts.

 

Purley is most renown for His gallant but fruitless attempt to rescue countryman and F1 competitor Roger Williamson at the ‘73 Dutch Grand Prix. For which He was subsequently awarded the George medal for His bravery and valour.

 

Whilst Purley also survived a Mega’ high G-Force accident at Silverstone in 1977. Incurring an estimated G-Force deceleration of 180 G’s, when going from 108mph to 0mph in just over one foot (26-inches) due to a stuck throttle!

 

Following retirement from F1, He took up acrobatic flying and unfortunately, was killed in His Pitts Special Acrobatic Biplane in July, 1985. Crashing into the English Channel at Age 40.

 

Austrian Harald Ertl is another of the countless unknown F1 drivers that litter the History books. Born in 1948, Ertl went to the same school that fellow Austrian racers Jochen Rindt, Niki “The Rat” Lauda and Der Helmut’, aka Dr. Helmut Marco attended…

 

Ertl was most definitely an F1 Journeyman driver, plying His trade between 1975 to 1980. Making a total of 19 starts from 38 entries – a 50% “strike” rate.

 

Arguably, Ertl’s claim to fame is being one of the four drivers who pulled Lauda from His Ferrari at the Nurburgring in 1976. When Ertl, Brett Lunger, who was collected by Lauda’s careening racecar. Guy Edwards and Arturo Merzario rescued Lauda from the inferno His Ferrari was engulfed in!

 

Ertl, a motorsports Journalist did find success in Touring Cars before dying at Age 33 on April 7, 1982. When the small plane He was traveling in experienced engine problems… 

Friday, March 14, 2025

Presenting the 2025 Formula 1 Rookies Class

But who’ll come out on top. And who’ll perform best overall in their respective F1 careers?

 

Can the 2023 Formula 1 season really be that long ago? Or is it just due to the immeasurably long 24 Grands Prix calendar? That its hard to remember just two years ago we had four “Fresh Faced” F1 rookies on the grid.

 

Whilst I realize it’s a totally different era, but fifty years ago, there were 18 F1 rookies, including the three who failed to qualify. With a total of 63 drivers attempting to participate that season, Youza!

 

Whilst I’ll freely admit I know very little about any of this quintet ‘O aspiring Formula 1 drivers…

 

Gabriel Bortoleto

Team: Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber

Nationality: Brazilian

Birthplace: Osasco, Sao Paolo

DOB: October 14, 2004; Age: 20

Car No. 5

 

Interestingly, Gabriel’s father is the CEO and co-owner of Brazil’s Stock Car Pro series. Not to mention coming from a wealthy family, with part of their fortunes coming from creating an internet company that merged with Vero in 2023.

 

The family also runs the KTF Racing team in Stock Cars and Karting, and Gabriel’s elder brother Enzo formerly raced in F4 and British F3…

 

Gabriel began Karting at age seven and made His single seater debut in 2020, in the Italian Formula 4 series. Which seems to be one of the main proving grounds for aspiring racers

 

After stints in the Formula Regional European and Formula Asia series, Bortoleto graduated to the FIA formula 3 Championship, driving for Trident in 2023. He got off to a strong start with an early win, and led the championship until the season’s end. Winning the title with two victories in His maiden campaign.

 

For 2024, Gabriel moved up to FIA Formula 2, driving for Invicta Virtuosi Racing, alongside Alpine Academy driver Kush Maini.

 

Gabriel fought all season long vs. Isack Hadjar for the title, scoring His first Feature race win at Austria. And then becoming the first Formula 2 driver to win from last place at Monza.

 

Entering the season finale on Yas Isle, bortoleto led Hajar by 0.5 point! Increased to a four point lead following the Sprint race. Then finishing Vice, Err runner-up on Sunday to claim the title. Becoming only the seventh rookie to win the championship and fourth to do the “double” as a rookie. Following the likes of Charles Leclerc, George Russell and Oscar Piastri.

 

Gabriel joined the McLaren Driver Development Programme between 2023-24 and is under the “tutelage” of A14 Management, owned by Fred Alonso. As McLaren released the Brazilian in order to be signed by Sauber for 2025, before becoming the Audi Werks’ F1 team in 2026.

 

Isack Hadjar

Team: Visa Cash App Racing Bulls F1 Team

Nationality: French

Birthplace: Paris, France

DOB: September 28, 2004; Age: 20

Car No. 6

 

Isack Hadjar was the final driver confirmed for the 2025 F1 season as Liam Lawson’s replacement at thee ‘lil bulls’, aka Racing bulls operation. The French born Algerian driver began Karting at age seven and made His single seater debut in 2019 in the French formula 4 series. Having first raced in the Ginetta Junior Sports car category.

 

The following year Hadjar finished third overall in the French F4 championship with three win, before graduating to the Formula Regional European and Formula Asian series. As Hadjar’s best weekend appropriately came during the Monaco outing, where He scored His first FR European win along with a runner-up finish.

 

Hadjar finished third overall in the 2022 FR Asian series driving for Hitech, before racing in that year’s FIA Formula 3 Championship also with Hitech. Where His season started off with a “Bang at Bahrain”, being declared the winner after Oliver Bearman received a time penalty.

 

Yet Hadjar who was in the title fight didhimself no favours when crashing on the final corner during qualifying in Monza, colliding with Kush Maini in the race and ultimately finishing fourth overall, before moving onto the FIA Formula 2 championship the following year.

 

Continuing with Hitech in Formual 2 where His teammate was Yank’ Jack Crawford, Isack had a typical, difficult rookie season. Finishing 14th  overall in the standings, two points behind Crawford.

 

For 2023, Hadjar switched to Campos Racing where He fought tooth ‘n nail for the championship title vs. Gabriel Bortoleto. Yet once again, the pressure was too great, as Hadjar stalled at the start of the season finale’s final Feature race!

 

As Hadjar had built up a 36 point lead with four wins prior to the Summer’s break before having to settle for vice Champion behind Bortoleto. Yet being a Red bull Junior driver beginning in 2023, it was only natural to promote Him to the Racing Bulls Formula 1 team. And I like His honesty, saying He’s scared of being a formula 1 driver! But expects to compete for reaching Qualie’s Q3 (Top 10) sessions and score points. And is even hopeful of scoring His first podium finish.

 

As this is the rookie F1 driver I know the least about, but have to say I like His bravado, and will be interested to “See” how He fares vs. established teammate Yuki Tsunoda.

 

As the legendous’ Der Helmut, aka Helmut Marco says Isack is fast but impulsive! Whilst Hadjar himself admits He’d like to drive for Red bull one day, but only if merited… 

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Presenting the 2025 Formula 1 Senior Member Rookies

Although a total of four Grands Prix Ain’t exactly a large sample size…

 

It has been a very long times since I can recall such an abundance ‘O Formula 1 rookies joining the grid. Which according to my informal archives, last occurred nine seasons ago in 2017. As Pierre Gasly and Lance Stroll remain upon the F1 Grid. Whilst the 2019 and 2023 seasons saw four F1 rookies apiece. With 2019 featuring the top three F2 finishers: Lando Norris, George Russell and Alexander Albon. Whilst 2023 F1 rookies Liam Lawson and Oscar Piastri remain on the grid…

 

Oliver Berman

Team: MoneyGram Haas F1 Team

Nationality: United Kingdom

Birthplace: Havering, London

DOB: May 8, 2005; Age: 19

Car No. 87

 

Believe that “Ollie”, aka Oliver Bearman is still a rookie, albeit having made three starts last season, substituting for Carlos Sainz Jr. at Ferrari and Kevin Magnussen at Haas. As His three Grands Prix starts excluded Him from participating in the Post Abu Dhabi Young Drivers test.

 

Ollie’ began racing Go Karts at age seven, capping a very successful Karting career in 2020, before graduating to Single Seaters.

 

Bearman made His racecar debut in the 2020 ADAC (German) Formula 4 series and scored His maiden win at the Hockenheimring. Later that year He made His debut in the Italian F4 series and also claimed victory at Vallelunga.

 

Twenty Twenty-One was a magical year for Bearman, as the Bloody brit’ dominated the Italian F4 Championship, sweeping the title with eleven wins! And then claimed the German F4 Championship title with a further six victories.

 

The following year, Oliver graduated to the FIA formula 3 Championship, driving for Prema Racing alongside Jack Crawford and Arthur Leclerc. Bearman wound-up third overall and claimed one W’, the Sprint race at thee Mighty Spa, aka Spa-Francorchamps. He also became a Ferrari Academy driver that year.

 

For 2023, Ollie made the step up to FIA Formula 2, continuing with Prema, alongside Mercedes Junior Driver Frederik Vesti. Bearman would claim sixth in the championship with four wins, including an impressive “double” at Baku. Becoming just the fourth F3 rookie to win both Sprint and feature races on the same weekend.

 

Continuing with Prema, now partnered by Mercedes Junior driver Andrea Kimi Antonelli, Bearman had a disappointing season, finishing 12th overall with three Sprint race wins to His credit.

 

Bearman missed the Jeddah and Baku rounds due to deputizing as reserve driver in F1. First in a last minute call-up for Carlos Sainz Jr. having an emergency appendectomy, where He finished a sensational seventh for Ferrari!

 

Next Bearman scored points again as Kevin Magnussen’s substitute at Azerbaijan, where the Dane’ was serving a one race ban. Finishing P10 for Haas. Then slithered home P12 at Sao Paolo after being given a 10 second penalty for colliding with Williams Franco Colapinto.

 

Jack Doohan

Team: BWT Alpine F1 Team

Nationality: Australian

Birthplace: Gold Coast, Queensland

DOB: January 20, 2003; Age: 22

Car NO. 7

 

Yes, Jack Doohan is the son of five times GP500 Grand Prix Motorcycle World Champion Mick Doohan. Interestingly, Jack began Go Karting at age nine with a go Kart given to Him by none other than  Michael Schumacher!

 

After a successful Karting career, Jack made His single seater debut at age 15 in 2018, when competing in the F4 British championship. Racing for Arden alongside Red Bull Junior Driver Dennis Hauger, Doohan finished fith overall with three wins.

 

Next Doohan raced in the F3 Asian series, finishing Vice Champion, Er runner-up twice consecutively. Along with racing for Double R Racing in the Euro Formula Open series.

 

Doohan then graduated to the FIA formula 3 Championship for 2020, where He had less than stellar results driving for HWA Racelab. The following year He moved to Trident, where one of His teammates was David Schumacher, son of Ralf.

 

Jack made history at the Spa-Francorchamps round by becoming the first driver to win two races in a weekend. Yet ultimately lost the F3 title to Dennis Hauger; who will contest His rookie Indy NXT campaign for Andretti global this year

After contesting the final two rounds of that year’s Formula 2 season, Doohan raced His first full FIA F2 season for Virtuosi Racing alongside Marino Sato in 2022. Doohan scored three poles and three wins enroute to sixth overall in the championship.

 

For 2023, Jack remained with virtuosi and finished third overall on the strength of two poles and three victories, before leaving F2 at season’s end.

 

Having been a Red bull Junior Driver between 2017 and 2021, Doohan switched to the Alpine Academy for 2022, and got His first taste of Formula 1 machinery in Qatar that year. Making His Free Practice (FP) debut at Mexico City, and then again at Abu Dhabi. Also participating in that year’s post Abu dhabi Young Drivers test.

 

Continuing His testing duties for Alpine the following year, Jack was named as the team’s reserve driver for the 2024 F1 season, before making His Formula 1 debut at the season finale Abu Dhabi Grand Prix for the ousted Esteban Ocon.

 

Not sure why I felt compelled to track Doohan’s F1 debut outing, other than I suppose I was curious how He’d acquit Himself? Thus recording the following weekend’s positions, beginning with Friday’s (Free Practice) FP1 outing: P19-19-14-20-15.

 

Thus finishing 15th in His first Grand Prix, where He dorve the team’s No. 61 entry, Arse-sumedly it’s reserve car number.

 

As now the pressure surely rachets up, with the season commencing Down Under on Home soil in Bloody Melbourne, March 16th, Righto? Where the Aussie’s will be delirious over having two of their Mates’ on the Formula 1 grid… 

Thursday, December 26, 2024

No Fenders Boxing Day Holidazes Tradition continues

A not so subtle Barrage Balloon being inflated on the Eastern Front. (The Tomaso Collection)

 

Apparently Ye Red Baron Done Shot Up this No Fenders Post, ack-Ack-Ack-Ack-Ack-Ack!

 

“Everybody Knows A Turkey and some Missletoe

Helps to Keep the Season Bright!”

 

Although neither Snoopy or thou Red Baron will be taking Off today. Since it feels Nippy enough for another very rare arrival of Snow here in Bumfiddle’ Florence, which is a rarity due to our proximity to Sea level Ho Ho Ho!

 

As little did I, or cadres ‘O it’s loyallisteners then knew. That the day after Veterans Day 2022, would be the final time that  Cool FM, Eugene’s 99.1FM Radio Station. Which None of us can pick up anymore on Ye Oregon Coast via Florence’s Transmitter. When it’s Not Foggy, Raining, Hailing out and you’re holding your Elboz’ just right, Oh Never Mind!

 

Would Began Thar final, yearly, multi-weeks Holiday Programming of playing Nonstop round Ye clock 24/7 Nothing but Ack Ack Ack Christmas Songs Barrage goes thru New Years.

 

At first I couldn’t figure out why they went off the Air for weeks in February? Before one day they returned to the Airwaves as The Beat! Playing Hideous 1990-2000’s Teeny-bopper’ Rap ‘n Hip Hop music, WTF! A far cry from what I enjoyed listening to on their radio station for nearly five years!

 

As this is a really crappy way of telling me I’m a Dinosaur, and my Age Demographic Don’t matter to Yuhs G-Damn Advertisers! Although News Flash, I refuse to listen to your new format Bastardoes!

 

I actually enjoyed this yearly tradition, since it was the only time ‘O year Yuhs could Hear such Classics as John Lennon’s so this is Christmas, which is definitely my Numero Uno X-Mas Song!

 

Along with The Beach Boys ‘lil Saint Nick “run run Reindeer” song. Or I want A Hippopotamus for Christmas. Alvin and The Chipmunks, chuck Berry’s run run Rudolf, You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch along with other various Classics like Bing Crosby and David Bowies Peace On Earth-Little Drummer Boy Duet et Al.

 

Not to mention I would always hear some Vintage Christmas song I hadn’t heard before. As a few years ago I spent several weeks trying to figure out that it was The Carpenters singing Sleigh ride from their 1978 Album Christmas Portrait, but I digress…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLoOVmPxJo0

 

Whilst I most definitely got a Smile on my face when hearing for the very first time ever during the winter of 2021, The Ballad of Snoopy’s Yuletide Dogfight!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh-J4GSPgAM

 

As the song is by The Royal Guardsmen, a Florida Rock Band who later became known as the “Snoopy Band!” As their Snoopy Christmas song was recorded in 1966. With the song reaching No. 2 on the billboard Hot 100 and was certified Gold in early ’67.

 

Funniest bit ‘O trivia is the Band recorded the song without Charles Schulz’s initial permission. So their record label Up North Eh! In Ye Great White North of Oh Kanaduh’ refused to release it due to potential legal issues Stateside with Messer Schulz.

 

So the Band put out a very blatant re-issue called Squeaky ant The Black Knight Up North Eh! Which also became popular in Ye Frozen Tundra before Schulz gave his permission for the song.

 

Hence, naturally I got a Wild Hair to “See” if I could find said Squeaky and The Black Knight Great White North “Import” version, for which I was super Surprised that it came up almost immediately, Ja Volt!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioGBIKfKXWI

 

And although Snoopy, Woodstock and Ye Red Baron All lived to Fight Another Gory Day, Ho Ho Ho! Unfortunately that Damn Baron Von Richthofen done Destroyed a perfectly good working radio station, meaning Thar won’t be no round thee clock Christmas music to listen to this year upon thoust Mystical Isle of NoFendersville…

 

Since after All, It used to be  the “Most Wonderful Time of The Year,” SPEW! Now, does anybody know where I can buy a Turkey? Or how Much this Damn Bird Weighs? Ho Ho Ho…

 

Hey BJ “Raindrops are Falling” Thomas! Play me my new favourite Sing-along song. Yuhs know about Somebody doin’ Somebody wrong…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDXW_WglzOI

 

Happy boxing Day, Yall!

 

Image C/O No Fenders Offical’ Photographer CARPETS’