Thursday, March 5, 2020

No Fenders Experiencing Technical Difficulties...

Ah, I just LUV' thoust Smell 'O Capitalism in Thee Morning!

Thanks to the insistence of Microsoft to Force us Happy, contented Windows 7 Customers to upgrade to Windows 10, along with Freedom Scientific Sales Pitch of you really need to Upgrade to Zoomtext 2020, with the latter being the Screen Reader Software's parents of thou ubiquitous Lucy', my Arse-steamed Screen reader the past 14yrs - which appears to not be available on Zoomtext 2020; But I Digress...

As Riddle Me this; How does a Blind Person transport a Computer Desktop Tower back 'N forth to the Computer Shop?

Having initially gone 11 Days W/O A Confuzer', and then spending another week plus being barely able to navigate the "Wired World," primarily Zed Internets' due to unforeseen software issues.

As Florencian F1 spotter Jeannie said I sounded like a Kid upon Christmas morning when being able to use my 'Ol W7 Puter' after being in a virtual Blackout the past three weeks...

AnyHoo, All of this Dribble is to let Yuhs know I haven't Quit Blogging yet, but just Don't have any sense of when my virtual world here upon Ye Isle 'O Nofendersville will return to what I've been accustomed to for the past seven years in order to continue blogging my thoughts upon Ye Vurld' de Motorsporten, Ja-Ja!

Since not only do I have to make Zoomtext 2020 work, which naturally utilizes entirely Different Command Keys, but I've also got to learn the new thoroughly scrambled; Err, Uhm, I meant "New & Improved," Yeah that's the; Oh Never Mind! Microsoft Office 2016 Dialects, i.e.; revised Word Ribbon Commands plus the totally new Outlook email system. Ergo learn three new Alphabets on the Fly!

As so much has happened since I originally took Ye Trusty 'Ol winDOUGHS 7 Confuzer in for W10 Arse-symulation Wayback on Valentine's Day, Hubba-Hubba!

Hopefully the new video card, for which Zoomtext cannot guarantee will solve the main software interface issues - for which I'll have now tried two of the three pre-eminent choices available! Will at least rectify the interface issues and I can return to No Fenders shortly...

As I'll leave Y'all with another song which seems Apropos to what's been going on in Nofendersville, which came to thou surface after listening to Pete Townsend's wonderful autobiography Who I Am whilst Ah-waitin' the completion of my new Confuzer and its transportation home...


Thanks for your patience. Since what's that 'Ol song 'bout you chose a fine time to leave me Lucille? Since Formula 1 and IndyCar's right round the corner, literally!
Tomaso

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