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Yeah, I know it's still 2019 and Thars' One
More IndyCar race remaining. For which if Y'all are wonderin' why the extra
week's gap between races this year, Laguna Seca Raceway is hosting its annual
round of the Weathertech SportsCar Championship the weekend of September 15th.
As presumably the Sports Car race was already
confirmed prior to Indy Cars making the switch from Sonoma to Laguna Seca this
year, El Correctomundo?
And I'll try refraining from going El Bluto'
over that Dripping with Condescension, Read the Bloody teleprompter
Infomercial' segment featuring Hulman & Co's Majestic Puffed Shirt Mr. Mark
Miles during IndyCar's Portland's Pre-amble.
As we know our Fans are Very Intelligent...
Which is why we Won't be saying One Gory Word 'bout Not returning to Pocono
next year. As even Miles presentation sounded like he had too much Starch in
his Collar as he Blithely read his Script thru clenched teeth.
As Inquiring Minds
wanna Know, who picked up the Tab for Miles Cameo at Portland International
Raceway?
Thus without further Adu, here's the Lowdown
upon next year's IndyCar Calendar, which sees some venue Dates movement to accommodate
the Summer Olympics and the 12 Hours of Sebring.
