As what's that 'Ol Song 'bout with a 'lil help from
My Friends, eh? As somebody give Kimi an Ice Cream...
As I thoroughly enjoyed Kimi and His Oomphlats'
Raikkonen and la Scuderia making thou Sky Sports Talking Heads, mainly Paul di
Resta look like Blathering Idiots with their alternate tyre strategy!
As chiefly Di Resta's critically belabouring
Scuderia Ferrari's decision to leave thee Iceman out during the race's lone
Virtual Safety Car (VSC) period as the wrong move vs. Mercedes bringing in
"Golden Child" (Hamilton)
As Raikkonen now etches his name in the
History Books for the time being, breaking the current record for longest
duration between Formula 1 victories at an astounding 113-races, previously
held by a long forgotten named F1 Pilote Riccardo Patrese's 99 races when
taking the Chequered Flag at the 1990 San Marino Grand Prix, an agonizing seven
years since winning for Brabham at Kyalami.
With Sky Sports Kroftie', nee David Kroft
noting it had been a staggering 2,044 Days since Raikkonen last won the 2013
Australian Grand Prix - Which I knew I'd watched; Err listened to, but
forgotten it was with my two favourite Lap Hoonds Mad Molly and thou Pixolater',
nee Pixie-the-Wonderdog; WUF-WUF! in Tacoma; CRIKEYS MATES!
As I spent the
final 20 laps of the USGP thinking 'bout Kimi's Infamous radio Quip of
"Just leave me Alone, I Know what to Do! Uttered during the finish of the
2012 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix!
Although I have mixed emotions over Raikkonen
extending his Formula 1 career a further two years at Sauber to an unusual these
Dazes in F1 41yrs young, nonetheless, I spent the final 20 laps of the Austin
F1 race YELLING at the Telescreen G-O KIMI! G-O MAX! DON'T LET THE ARSEHOLE
PASS YOU! PUCKER-UP BOYZ!
As I simply didn't want Lewis Hamilton
winning Sunday, as Kimi's been in this position before, and ultimately either
unfortunate or forced to move over, so it seemed that it would be the perfect
way to celebrate his 39th Birthday the Wednesday preceding the USGP race as probably
his last W' in Formula One!
As strangely, Raikkonen now becomes the most
successful Finish Grand Prix Pilote upon
breaking his Deadlock with Mika "The Finn" Hakkinen who were knotted
with 20 Grands Prix victories apiece, albeit Mika's got twice as many F1 World
Championship titles vs. Kimi...
