Even now, after that most cruel finish at Circuit
de la Sarthe! I'm still completely Dumbfounded over Fox Sports 1 hitting Thy
bunkers, or was I-T water trap
HOLY 9 IRONS BATMAN!
Having eagerly awaited this year's running of
Le Mans, now 'bout the only time I ever switch on FS1, (Fox Sports)
bleary-eyed, I arose Saturday morning at 5:20AM Justin-time' to watch; Err
listen to one of my favourite TV Announcers, Bob Varsha! Whose voice I rarely
hear these days.
Thus, I was somewhat Befuddled when 5:30AM
Pacific, the listed time that this year's 24 Heurs du Mans television coverage
would begin on FS1 came 'N went with some STUPID 'lil 'Ol golf game from
Piedmont carrying on. As there's a 2% slope to the greens Jim. There's Bubba
Watson at the sixth hole; Blah-blah-BLAHITY-blah! As I sleepily left thou muted
tones 'O golf on Thy Telie; Chirp-Chirp, as that sounds like a Robin?
Since these
tweet-tweet tweeting sounds piped in?" Always make me think of the time
one of Thy TV Networks got BUSTED for piping in the wrong Bird sounds at some
golf match! As that's a Red bellied Yellow Headed Bush Tit! Surely indigenous
to thou region, eh?
Then six Bloody AM came 'N went and they were
nowheres near the 18th Hole FUCK! So I reluctantly switched over to NBC Sports
in order to listen to Thy majority of F1 Qualie' from Azerbaijan; Y'all know
that Oh, So European country! As SHIT! If I'm gonna be awake at this ridiculous
hour, might as well watch some motor racing instead of the NAUSEATING, continuous
shifting of camera angles vainly trying to follow little white golf balls thru
the air; FOUR!
And I got quite a laugh out of Thy young
Louise JAGUAR' Hamilton's stuffing I-T into the wall in Q3 Qualifying, as better
NOT Winge' on 'bout that Lewis!
The Formula 1 Show finished at 7;30AM Pacific
and still NO Le Mans on FOX, are you FUCKING KIDDING ME! As I believe that FOX
set a new All-time TV Programming Delay! As they wouldn't switch-over from that
Oh, So Important golf game 'til Thy top 'O hour at 8AM Pacific, a ridiculous
2.5hrs longer than advertised; SHIT!
Adding insult to injury, they went a
STUPENDOUS seven minutes during the opening break before running off to
commercials! As I Dumbfoundedly listened to my guy Varsha along with Calvin
Fish and Tommy Kendall's call of their first hour onscreen. Then after hearing
Brian Till and Scott Pruett step all over Jamie Howe's toes, along with
countless more commercial breaks I threw in the towel in favour of Radio Le
Mans!
As seriously FOX? Radio Le Mans can afford to
have four Pitlane reporters whilst you can only afford two; WTF?
As KUDOS to
Radio Le mans! Whose entire 24hrs race coverage was almost entirely commercial
free! As I listened to the live streaming webcast off 'N on throughout the
duration of the race - in favour of the remaining truncated FS1 TV Broadcast...
