Monday, January 16, 2012

Dragon Steals Headlines Ink with le Hamburgular signing

So I haveda say I was most surprised early Saturday morning when cruising thru the IndyStar (“Fish-wrap”) Sports section and learned that Jay Penske had pulled off a Master-stroke which I for ‘Juan never saw coming...

In case Y’all haven’t heard yet, Jay Penske, son of thee Captain’s - some ‘Chap named Roger Penske... Whom you may have heard of? Will field a Full-time two car team for 2012 with drivers Sebastian Bourdais and Katherine Legge being propelled with “Lotus-by-Judd” Powerplants...

And the news goes on as ‘Kurty Cavin notes that Jay & the Dragon’s are moving houses - shifting over to the “Left Coast,” where they’ll take up residence in a brand spankin’ new 12,000-square foot glass enclosure in Marina Del Ray!

No word on whether or not ‘SeaBass, (Sebastain Bourdais) aka le Hamburgular will slather any of his proprietary winning NHR Secret Sauce over the flanks of his newly minted black ‘N gold Dragon slayer, eh? As I think it’d be perfect homage to the now missing Newman Haas Racing organization by Bourdais running the No. 31 this year, while Thy Leggy ‘Juan could run number 32. Hmm? Thee Mayor ‘O Hinchtown, nee James Hinchcliffe’s gonna run the No. 27 - anything to do with some revered “Quaw-becker’s named Villeneuve? Which means apparently that ‘Somme-bodie’s number seven plate is available... Hmm? Katherine Legge No. 7 and Bourdais No. 8; we’ll see...
   

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