Thursday, September 29, 2011

Drive Like Uh BraZill-yun!

Not sure if this should be Danica’s new theme or fight song? You know how supposedly she & TK got into a little tif ‘bout who drives like a Brazilian recently... Although it was pretty funny how DannaStar lined-up AHEAD of Tony Kanaan and then finished AHEAD of ALL of duh Brazilians in Motegi after ‘HULIO’s ‘lil Circus Clown rant.
(Original Song Lyrics by The Bangles; Walk Like An Egyptian, 1986)

With all the old logos on the Sidepods
They do the Hat dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling off DannaStarz head
Like a Child playing domino’s

All the ‘Brazilyun men by the Amazon
They’re ALL placing their money on Kanaan
(Including Robin Miller who sez TK will Swallow Up Danica goin’ into Turn-1...)
While the DannaStar sheds
Gold crocodile tears (oh whey oh)
Before She snubs out her cigarette

Who’s Your Daddy Model-types
With the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Just Drive
like uh ‘Brazilyun
(Hail Danica - Hail Danica!)

And  the GoDaddy blonde comes over to your table
Before she spins around and saunters across the floor
She’s got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink - but the blonde brings you more
(oh whey oh)

With ALL of the Paddock so sick of Dania-lore
They’re starting to like ‘BIA more ‘N more
Just wish she could get a little farther up the grid
When the Chequered flag is thrown (oh whey oh)
Ana’s Driving like uh ‘Brazilyun

And ‘Tk’s kid Leo down in the marketplace sez’ Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
C’mon Dad - Drive like uh ‘Brazilyun!

Plant your right foot on the floor
Roar up the street bend your knee
Shift your Dallara into sixth gear
Then hit the brakes ‘cause
Life’s hard you know when you’re a Racing Star!
(oh whey oh) But watch out Daddy
There goes Danica getting’ ready to
Strike a pose on a Cadillac
For another SI Swimsuit
Photo Shoot (I suppose)
And if you want to find all of Race Control
They're hanging out in the donut shop
‘lil Al ‘N Tony sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the Top to see whether or NOT it lands  on a Penalty
Eh Oh (oh whey oh)

And Taku-san says that ALL the Japanese LUV him
So just GO HOME Danicker (Go Away -Oh whey oh)
While EJ the Party boy says let’s Crank-call the Kremlin
While Ho-Pin Tung is busy teachin’ the Chinese how to sing
know (oh whey roh) as they walk the fields like ‘Brazilyunz

And BillyBob Brazenheartz is still down at the Donut shop
(oh whey oh)
Yo Billy - there’s a call for Yuhs
Sez’ he’s callin’ from Race Control...
Say Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
OH SHIT!!! I’ve gotta go...
Drive Like Uh ‘Brazilyun!
Drive Like Uh ‘Brazilyun!

Thanxs to resident No Fenders Funnyman ‘N ‘Offical Photographer ‘CARPETS whose  idea it was originally + gave me the inspiration for this WACKY Shanty; R-R-R-rRR!