Thursday, October 14, 2010

Bernie Bags Russia


After decades of being spurned by Mother Russia, Uncle Bernaughty, nee Mr. Bernard Ecclestone has finally seen his desires come true with today’s announcement that his Bosom Buddy Vladimir has signed on the dotted line...

As reportedly Mister B and Rooskie Supremo Vladimir Putin were in Sochi to announce the formal signing of a contract for the Sochi Grand Prix, which will be held from 2014-2020. And defacto circuit designer Herman Tilke has already laid out another “Tilkie” cookie-cutter venue to pound ‘round the 2014 Winter Olympics grounds, as hopes are to see the resort town ‘Morph into another Monaco...

Russia to join F1 calendar in 2014