Showing posts with label Suzuka. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Suzuka. Show all posts

Thursday, April 17, 2025

F1: Sainz Fined for last minute Bathroom run in Japan

As What can Brown do for You?

 

In another sign of just how out-of-touch Formula 1 is, I’m certain you’ve heard about Williams Racing Carlos Sainz Jr. Bathroom Fine of EU $10,000; approx. $11,340 USD for being a skosh’ late to the Japanese national anthem at Suzuka.

 

Even though an accredited Doctor confirmed that Sainz had had a stomach issue and He’d given the Spaniard medicine to rectify it, the FIA Fined Sainz anyways. Apparently expecting the driver to have an accident in His Firesuit instead!

 

As Sainz freely admitted He was five seconds late to the start of the national anthem, for which I’d say that Carlos wasn’t showing any disrespect to Japan at all. Just trying to deal with an honest medical issue beforehand.

 

Sainz, who was rightly peeved over the ridiculous fine mentioned in the Thursday press conference in Bahrain Shit Happens! Saying He hoped He wouldn’t be fined for saying such an offensive word…

 

As all I can say is “What Can Brown do For You?”

 

Seriously, the FIA is going out of its way with Draconion penalties for swearing or going to the bathroom before a race?

 

As I’m really trying very hard to not scribble about a driver being humiliated by having to stand for the national anthem with soiled shorts! Err FIA approved fireproof Nomex boxers, Oh Never Mind!

 

As this is ridiculous! And when will the FIA start treating the drivers like the Adults they are? And not fining them for going to the Potty’ or saying that provocative word S-H-I-T! 

Monday, April 7, 2025

F1: The Sting of Max

Ah, to “Float like A Butterfly”. Uhm, where’s’ Good ‘Ol George Foremen to Knock Yuhs Out!

 

After wading thru the pandemonium Ye Bloody Daily Mail rag was frothing about over thoust Axing of Liam Lawson. I have to say I mused to Thyself how la Scuderia must be most content to have the pressure taken off of them regarding their first ever double disqualification from a Grand Prix, eh? Although Ferrari will need to drastically improve at Suzuka, results-wise. Seriously, lagging behind Williams in the Constructors standings, Yikes!

 

Whilst I doubt I’ll ever be a fan of Max Blunderhead’s, nee Naximilian Verstappen. You cannot underestimate His driving prowess. As last year’s Sao Paolo Grand Prix still clearly stands out as His best drive to me.

 

Not to mention the immense amount ‘O pressure the Dutchman relieved for Red Bull by winning from pole on Sunday…

 

No, what peeves me off is the Free pass the Hierarchy at Red Bull Racing seemingly is getting somewhat, with it’s Mega’ Damage control spin job. Touting how this is being done to save Lawson’s future and for the good of the team, Bully!

 

Since I can no longer recall how long I’ve been scribbling here on No Fenders about der Helmut tossing out drivers like luke warm bathwater, Ja Volt! As how far back do we wish to go?

 

While the Pied Piper of F1 Chris Horner serenely states that they’re looking forward to Yuki Tsunoda’s vast wealth of experience to help sort out the troublesome RB21, Seriously? Hmm, why didn’t Horner and Dr. Helmut Marco see fit to put the Japanese driver in straight away? Or does the reported increase of Honda money have something to do with this change of heart?

 

As the names Scott Speed, Vitantonio Liuzzi and Sebastien Bourdais immediately spring to mind. While being reminded of Jaime Alguersuari, Jean-eric Vergne, Sebastian Buemi, etc.

 

Not to mention the harshness Nyck de Vries suffered during His ten race outing at Alphatauri. Before somebody named DannyRic’, aka Daniel Ricciardo replaced Him, and so it goes…

 

While it’s also been well documented over the fortunes of Maximus’ Hothead’s past Red Bull F1 teammates Pierre Gasly who was swapped mid-season for Alexander Albon. And then Albon being demoted to test and reserve driver in favour of Sergio Perez. All suffering crushing blows to their F1 careers as Verstappen’s teammate at the Big Bulls’ outfit since the Dutchman’s arrival in 2016.

 

Going back even further, it was also pointed out how Daniil Kvyat suffered a similar fate accompli as Lawson has. Although the Russian driver was at least given a full season before being demoted to Scuderia Toro Rosso in order to make way for Formula 1 Wunderkind Max Verstappen. While Gasly also suffered the same demotion before ultimately moving onto Alpine…

 

The saddest statement or indictment of Red Bull’s driver blunder is the fact that Lawson lasted only half as long as Japanese driver Yuji Ide did for Super aguri in 2006, Youza! Especially since I’d rate the 23yr old Kiwi’ Lawson as a far superior talent vs. Ide!

 

While to underscore the brilliance of Verstappen, to date Max has won 64 of Red Bull’s 123 victories, which I believe equates to over 50%! Not to mention His 41 pole positions equals more than one third of the team’s 104 to date. As Red Bull quickly approaches it’s 400th Grand Prix, a mere pittance vs. Ferrari’s All-time ledger of 1,100 and counting! Although Red Bull is only celebrating it’s 20th Anniversary in Formula 1 vs. Ferrari having raced since 1950.

 

While at least Marco’s willing to admit that Red Bull is missing the genious of Adrian Newey, as even Max says this year’s RB21 is a handful to drive!

 

Yet Tsunoda’s placement at Red Bull can surely only be seen as a stop-gap measure with Honda becoming Aston Martin’s Werks’ Power Unit (PU) supplier beginning next year. While Honda Racing Company president Koji Watanabe  has already confirmed that Honda’s funding of drivers at Red Bull will cease at year’s end. Thus presumably leaving the door open for either Lawson to return, or Isack Hadjar to join the roiling Hot driver barbeque at Red Bull.

 

But I’d say that Red Bull’s bigger problem is keeping Verstappen, since inevitably the Dutchman will either move to another F1 team or retire from the sport, leaving Red Bull in a vacuum! As Red Bull seemingly has nobody in it’s vaunted Junior Academy to emulate Max’s impressive winning tally for the Energy Drinks company…

 

As Grizzled F1 Journo’ Joe Saward notes, only two Red Bull Junior Academy drivers have won Grands Prix for Red Bull, i.e.; Sebastian Vettel and Daniel Ricciardo. With Pierre Gasly winning once for Scuderia AlphaTauri, whilst Vettel made history winning both Toro Rosso and Red Bull’s maiden Grand Prix victory, if I remember correctly?

 

Meanwhile one of Red Bull’s two Blowhard, as ironically Joe Saward noted being somewhere in Hornerwald prior to the latest Red Bull Messopotamia. Noted that it wouldn’t be surprising for Lawson to outqualify Tsunoda in the Racing bull, which is noted for being quick in Qualie’.

 

And talk about pressure, as Yuki will be under immense scrutiny by His Home Nation’s Fans…

 

As this gives Alpine’s rookie Jack Doohan a slight reprieve, making me think of the following scenario. Imagine that Williams had justdumpedCarlos Sainz Jr. who’s reportedly been struggling for pace in the FW47 after just two races in favour of Alpine/Williams reserve driver Franco Colapinto…

 

As the Box score will show that Tsunoda finished P12 at Suzuka, with Lawson P17. Although one race doesn’t make a very large sample size. And in fairness to Lawson, Yuki’s in His fifth full season having just made His 90th start in Japan. While Lawson has only raced two partial seasons as a replacement driver, having just capped His 14th start

 

 As Formula 1 is a brutal sport, perhaps even Blood Sport, Eh? As the $64k question now is how well does Lawson progress from this setback? Or will the Red Bull Hierarchy see fit to replace Lawson at season’s end?

 

While “Wouldn’t It be Ironic”, (Alanis) if Verstappen and Tsunoda became future teammates at Aston Martin… 

Sunday, April 6, 2025

Raging Bulls Showdown in Suzuka

But Don’t forget about Monsieur Hadjar, Wee-Wee!

 

Even though it was Alpine’s Jack Doohan’s Mega’ crash which arguably was thee Talking Point of Friday’s two practice sessions at Suzuka. Much Attenzione was being paid to the intra-squad Scrum of Red Bull’s “Junior” drivers, i.e.; Yuki Tsunoda v Liam Lawson. For which I decided to follow along…

 

Tsunoda wowed the Home crowd straight out of the box during (Free Practice) FP1, finishing an electrifying sixth for Red Bull, with newly demoted Liam Lawson P13 back at Racing Bulls. Yet Lawson flipped the script in FP2, with an impressive fifth, whilst Tsunoda was a lowly P18, the first driver in the 1:30’s.

 

Yet even more impressive was Lawson’s Racing Bulls teammate Isack Hadjar, who finished third in FP2, while the Wunderkind they’re all chasing, i.e.; Max Verstappen was eighth in FP2. With Max fifth and Hadjar eight inFP1.

 

Saturday’s FP3 saw the Red Bull quartet led by Max Blunderhead in fifth. Followed by Tsunoda ninth, Hadjar tenth and Lawson 12th.

 

Qualifying saw the two drivers not on our “Watch list”, i.e.; Verstappen and Hadjar once again outperforming the two Red Bull protagonists. With Hadjar getting much made over His apparent discomfort during Qualie’s Q1 session, when apparently His lap belt(s) were too tight!

 

Sky sports lead “Punter” Kroftie’, aka David Kroft deftly let Theodorre, not Lenny Kravitz due the heavy lifting on this subject. With Kravitz musing over how apparently Hadjar was in immense pain from His belts being too tight upon His lower extremity. Saying He wasn’t sure if His boxers or briefs were balling up underneath His Firesuit. Before saying that guest Pundit Jacques Villeneuve had more experience on the matter, before brief banter about fireproof boxers…

 

Whilst Kravitz prattled on about non-ferrous materials in regards to the F1 chassis titanium skid blocks sending sparks into the overly dry grass and igniting multiple grass fires! For which there inturn caused multiple Red Flags to be thrown in order for workers to dose each fire…

 

Reportedly the rookie Frenchman got the matter straightened out between Qualie’ sessions, feeling much better during Q2 and once again outperforming, by qualifying a fine seventh!

 

Meanwhile, Yuki Tsunoda and Liam Lawson were in lockstep with each other. Ultimately Lawson qualified one place ahead of a dejected Tsunoda. With Lawson P13 and Tsunoda P14 after Williams Carlos Sainz Jr. was demoted three places for blocking Ferrari’s Lewis Hamilton on a “Hot” lap, and would start P15.

 

Verstappen put in what Frederico Suave, nee Fred Alonso called a magical lap, as nobody, including MaxiMillions’ saw Him pulling a Wabbit’ from His Nomex underwear, HaHa!

 

Pipping McLaren’s Lando Norris by one hundredth second for pole on His final “Flyer” qualifying lap! Being Blunderhead’s 41st pole position, for which Verstappen was obviously overjoyed.

 

And then the “Money” round, nee Sunday’s race certainly wasn’t worth staying up until thoust wee hours of the morning! As I opted for the Sunday morning encore presentation Chock-Oh-Block Full of the Mothers Shoe Polish lady Nicole Briscoe cooing in our ears…

 

As I found it to be a very  dull race, dare I say another F1 Snoozefest? As Verstappen led wire-to-wire from pole. With the only time Lando Norris got close to overtaking Max was during the duo’s lone pitstop, where they came out virtually wheel-to-wheel, with Norris going onto the grass in order to kee from hitting Max. Before it was Game over!

 

Isack Hadjar dropped one position to Lewis Hamilton, finish eighth. While Tsunoda trundled home P12. Obviously not what Yuki or His adoring Japanese fans wished for.

 

While Liam Lawson went backwards during the race, finishing two positions behind another under fire driver, Alpine’s Jack Doohan. With Lawson finishing a rather lackluster P17… 

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

F1: Thoughts upon Formula 1 from Afar

As I miss the days of talking about Suzuker’ Specials when Honda (and others) made special Qualifying lumps’ for the Japanese Grand Prix…

 

Although I totally expected MaxiMillions’, nee Max Verstappen to dominate the Suzuka weekend and win from Pole position again, Yawn! Since I highly doubted His Brakes would catch on Fire this weekend…

 

As I really Don’t find myself to interested in Formula 1 these days. Yet nonetheless, I decided to tune-in to Friday’s and Saturday’s action from one of my favourite racetracks, ergo Suzuka. Especially since we’re in the middle of a month’s Hibernation by Indy Cars! And the last time I tried “watching” an F1 race was over a month ago at Jeddah.

 

As I’m mostly intrigued by two key issues in F1 right now. The plight of Williams having no spare chassis. And DannyRic’, aka Daniel Ricciardo’s current performance “slump” in particular. Along with wondering if any of the other top teams, i.e.;Ferrari, Mercedes and McLaren can ever truly mount a challenge to Red bull and Verstappen? With ‘Ol Frederico Suave, nee Fernando Alonso making All the right noises about increased Competizione…

 

As I’ve heard Williams team principal James Vowles “TeamSpeak” over why Williams currently doesn’t have a spare chassis, and has been without one since season’s start. For which I say Poppycocl! Or is Williams really that far behind on modernizing it’s team’s approach to thee pinnacle ‘O motorsports?

 

This got me thinking about the days when Der Terminator’, nee Michael Schumacher routinely, and always had la Scuderia’s (Ferrari) third car and spare F1 chassis at His disposal for running on Friday’s. Although my Foggy memory thinks He also would run it during the  Sunday morning’s race warm-up?

 

This sent me down another Wabbit’ Hole, since I loosely recalled the term T-Cars in my memory, but couldn’t rmember if that was Formula 1 or IndyCar?

 

As I was able to discern that the running of third cars on Friday’s in formula 1 was Banned in 2007, due to the FIA implementing cost-cutting measure to save F1 Teams money.

 

Whilst thanks to Geo. Phillips of Oilpressure Fame. George helped me upon my hazy memory of Indy Cars entering backup chassis with the designation of X during the CART days, i.e.; #6X for Mario Andretti, etc. With George explaining that at Mother Speedway’ which was then sanctioned under USAC Rules. Backup chassis for the Indianapolis 500 were instead designated as T-Cars, i.e.; #6T for Mario Andretti, etc.

 

Although today IndyCar T-Cars are basically “Trailer Queens”. Being stored in team Haulers sans engine. And typically only “wheeled” out to replace said primary IndyCar chassis due to significant crash damage. Being a function of today’s IndyCar engine leases, and Arse-sumedly also to reduce costs…

 

According to Vowles, Williams has totally modernized and changed it’s chassis building process, which took longer than expected to implement. Along with the now de riggour Supply chain excuse…

 

Since All F1 Teams including Williams, have needed to build spare F1 racecars for each yearly season’s beginning. Which implies to Mwah that Team Willy’ is building their carbon fibremonocoque chassis entirely differently tooling-wise. Which Vowles may have already eluded to?

 

But it just seemed really awkward that Williams had to withdraw Logan Sargeant for the Australian Grand Prix weekend due to my Numero Uno F1 Driver Alexander Albon destroying His sole chassis!

 

Which was the totally pragmatic decision due to Albon having outscored Sargeant 27-1 points-wise during their tenure at Williams, for which it sounds like Sargeant was a dutiful “team” Player.

 

While no need to pile on Sargeant for making an unforced error during Friday’s “(Free Practice) FP1 session – where He crashed Heavily into a tyre barrier. For which thankfully the chassis monocoque survived, with Vowles saying the rest of the Bits were a write-off!

 

Since although Sargeant missed FP2 due to the team rebuilding His lone racecar, the inclement weather meant that He and the team really missed very little. While I’m happy to report that Sargeant qualified 19th, ahead of Sauber’s Guanyu Zhou. Since the Switzerland based team is enduring it’s own struggles currently.

 

As Jokes were made about how Sauber had completed a Pitstop with zero issues during Saturday’s FP3 session. Since the team has been suffering from slow, poor Pitstops during races…

 

I also find it fascinating how Williams has divulged that Albon’s repaired chassis that Sargeant was using at Suzuka, and presumably a Fortnight at Shanghai, was only 100 grams heavier than when originally built. As leave it to Formula 1 for such detail!

 

Whilst I’ll also Arse-sume that this battered, bruised,  as what’s that ‘Ol Timex saying? Takes a licking but Keeps on Ticking Me Thinks? Will become Williams spare chassis at Miami, when the team finally has a third racecar’s monocoque built. And I’d also guess that the newest chassis would go to Albon, with Sargeant getting the second best chassis, Eh?

 

Yet to be fair to Williams and Vowles. It was also divulged over the Japanese Grand Prix weekend that Alpine had no spare chassis on-hand, but would have one ready for Shanghai…

 

Whilst Albon’s unfortunate accident on lap-1 at Suzuka with the forlorned Ricciardo didn’t do the team any favours with it’s hard impact, bringing out the race’s only Red flag! Before Sargeant added company to the team’s misery when making another mistake during the race and also crashing out, Urgh!

 

Although the week’s break between Suzuka and Shanghai should allow the team to run both drivers, even if the team’s running low on spares, i.e.; front and rear wings and other “Bits”…

 

Epilogue

In the April 10th Racer Mailbag, Chris Medland covered the Williams dilemma brilliantly. Noting how the carbon fibre monocoque and suspension mounting points need to be “released” by October of the previous year. Since it takes up to three months to pass the mandatory FIA Crash testing.

 

With Vowles noting it takes approx. eight-ten weeks to build a full carbon fibre monocoque. With F1 Teams trying to focus upon getting the first three chassis produced with a fourth in the pipeline, without needing to divert resources to producing spare parts, i.e.; front and rear wings, floors, etc.

 

Alpine has also been without a spare chassis the first three races after continuously failing to pass the crash test. But due to not having wrecked their cars during races, have been able to complete it’s third car, i.e.; spare chassis sooner than Williams has…         

Monday, December 11, 2023

75 Years of Honda Racing Continued

As the 1980’s to early 1990’s were truly Honda’s glory Days…

 

Soichiro Honda wished for Honda to return to Formula 1, this time as an engine supplier only. Wanting to keep a low profile, Honda selected the Minnowesqe Spirit Racing team, founded by ex-McLaren Designer Gordon Coppuck and John Wickham. With the Slough, Berkshire UK team running a Honda powered entry in the European Formula 2 Championship in 1982 with Stefan Johansson and Thierry Boutsen as drivers.

 

The Spirit 201 F2 chassis was quick, claiming eight Pole positions, with Boutsen scoring three wins and finishing runner-up to Corrado Fabi in the Championship.

 

Honda sent prototype 1.5-litre V-6 twin turbo engines to Spirit for winter testing in ’82. With Spirit modifying it’s 201 F2 chassis for Formula 1, and continued extensive private testing, including running at Willow springs Raceway.

 

Having contested the Non Championship F1 Brands Hatch event, ‘lil Stevie Johnson’ (Johansson) made Spirit Racing’s F1 debut at the 1983 British Grand Prix.

 

The car proved fast but unreliable with engine issues. And even though Johansson finished a best of  seventh at the Dutch Grand Prix. Honda was displeased with the team’s perceived lack of progress. And with Williams courting Honda, the Japanese manufacturer moved it’s supply of engines to Sir Frank’s Team Willy’, and the rest was History.

 

The Williams/Honda package soon became a force to reckon with, despite infighting by the team’s two drivers, Nigel Mansell and Nelson Piquet. With Piquet securing Honda’s first F1 World Championship in 1987.

 

Honda also supplied it’s engines to rival’s McLaren, joining Williams and Lotus for 1988. As we All know about the rivalry between Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost! With Senna and Prost winning the next four consecutive F1 Drivers and Constructors Championships. With Honda winning six Constructors and five Drivers titles between 1986-91.

 

Honda then withdrew from Formula 1 at the end of the ’92 season, before returning again in 2000 as engine supplier to British American Racing, known as BAR-Honda.

 

The team reached it’s zenith in 2004, finishing runner-up to Ferrari in that year’s Constructors Championship, including Takuma Sato’s lone F1 podium finish of third at the USGP at Indianapolis.

 

Yet the team was also surrounded in controversy the following year, being disqualified from the San Marino Grand Prix for it’s cars being under weight and using Fuel as an illegal ballast. Being further banned from the following two Grands Prix.

 

Initially Honda bought a 45% stake in BAR, owned by British American Tobacco in 2004. And then the following year purchased the remaining 55%, once again becoming a F1 Constructor as Honda Racing F1 in ’06.

 

As Jenson Button would score His maiden F1 victory at Hungary, Honda’s third and final Grands Prix W’ as a Constructor, before the team slowly declined, and once again withdrew from Formula 1 at the end of the ’08 F1 season. With the team ultimately being bought out by Ross Brawn and becoming Brawn GP, whom dually won the 2009 F1 Drivers and Constructors Championships!

 

Honda returned to formula 1 in 2015 as a Power Unit (PU) supplier to McLaren, one year after the new PU era began. With both parties hoping to resurrect their former F1 glories…

 

Yet the McLaren Honda relationship suffered under the strain of Honda’s underperforming PU. For which I think everyone knows about that Smarmy Spaniard Frederico Suave’, aka Fernando Alonso publicly Humiliating Honda by calling their Power Unit a GP2 engine! No less than during the 2015 Japanese Grand Prix at Suzuka, owned by Honda! Upon Alonso being overtaken easily by a Toro rosso.

 

As the relationship finally fractured, with McLaren jettisoning their Werks’ Honda PU supply at the end of 2017 in favour of customer Renault PU’s for 2018.

 

And although Sauber initially thought they’d secured Honda PU’s for 2018. Ultimately Red Bull’s ‘lil Seester’ Toro Rosso won the supply of Honda Power Units instead. With the Fienza squad ultimately serving as a test bed for HondaPU development, with Red Bull becoming Honda powered the following year.

 

Armed with arguably the second best PU on the F1 Grid, and now most reliable in terms of mechanical failures. Red bull’s Max Verstappen scored Honda’s first Grand Prix victory at the Austrian Grand Prix. Becoming the first of many Honda victories.

 

For 2021, Honda announced it would leave Formula 1 once again at season’s end. For which Honda went out on top thanks to Verstappen’s controversial win at the season finale in Abu Dhabi. Where Maximilian won the F1 Drivers Championship.

 

Yet with Red Bull faced with the prospect of no PU supply and threatening to leave Formula 1. The FIA allowed for an engine development Freeze between 2022-25 with Honda supplying it’s PU’s to be produced by Red Bull newly created Power Train unit instead, (RBPT) for which the 2022 PU were “badges” as. Before now being known as a Honda RBPT.

 

But Honda’s Formula 1 saga doesn’t end there. As they’ve since done another U-Turn and oddly, will provide Factory PU’s to Aston Martin for the new 2026 E-E-E-lectrified’ F1 Power Unit formulae…

 

Interestingly, Honda is denoted as the All-time fifth most successful Formula 1 engine with a total of 89 victories. Which doesn’t include any of Red Bull’s 2022-23 subsequent wins. Claiming a whopping 17 W’s in 2022 and preposterous 21 wins this year!

 

Honda IndyCar Beginnings

In a forever languishing story I’ve intended to scribble her upon No fenders. Engine Developments Limited, a racing engine manufacturer founded by John Judd and Jack Brabham, were commissioned by Honda to build it’s first IndyCar engine.

 

Following the demise of the European formula 2 Championship in 1984, Engine Developments Limited better known simply as Judd, created the Judd AV engine. A 2.65-litre turbocharged V-8 lump’ producing some 740-850bhp.

 

The Judd AV was produced between 1984-90, with presumably updates being made at least thru 1992? But I’m getting ahead of myself…

 

Naturally the Brabham-Honda engine would make it’s IndyCar debut with Galles Racing driver Geoff Brabham, son of Sir Black Jack during the 1986 season. Apparently making it’s CART/IndyCar debut none other than at Portland International Raceway.

 

As Geoff Brabham would score a best finish of fourth with the Brabham-Honda engine, also known as Honda/Judd at Michigan International Speedway.

 

Galles Racing continued running the Honda/Judd V-8 in 1987, where the Honda/Judd lump’ made it’s debut in that year’s Indianapolis 500.

 

Brabham would claim three podiums with the Japanese funded engine. Claiming second at Pocono and Road America, along with third in Miami.

 

For 1988Truesports with driver Bobby Rahal became the engines primary customer. Yet the Honda name was dropped in favour of just Judd. For which astute IndyCar Aficionados know that Rahal would give the Judd V-8 it’s lone IndyCar victory at the Pocono 500 that year. As the Honda/Judd engine had become known for it’s fuel efficiency, but lacked the outright “grunt”, i.e.; superior Horsepower of the dominant Ilmor/Chevrolet.

 

As the Judd V-8 IndyCar engine would continue to compete thru early 1993, but was never a factor for     wins or IndyCar Championships…


Thursday, October 19, 2023

Formula 1 Fandom: When will the Bubble Burst?

Probably no time soon. Although MaxiMillions’ making a mockery out of the Sport surely won’t Help…

 

Initially, I’d planned on attempting to scribble something “riveting” here upon No Fenders about a long forgotten American F1 constructor Justin-time’ for this year’s U.S. Grand Prix at Austin’s Circuit Of The Americas. (COTA)

 

But running out of time, being way behind on my F1 coverage and with another Grands Prix in Sin City still on the calendar. I’ll save that story for November, hopefully…

 

Over the Japanese Grand Prix weekend, I found my mind Ah-wonderin’ as always after first having sat thru Friday night’s second practice session ending at midnight Pacific. And then sitting down again to “watch”, Err listen to Saturday “night’s” third practice here upon the West coast.

 

Although I enjoyed ANT’, nee Anthony Davidson filling in for Martin billybob’ Brundle, along with my Numero Uno Sky Sports F1 Pitlane reporter Theodore, Not Lenny! Krabitz being on hand. I totally drifted off into Never Neverland when Ted started waxing on disjointedly about a scene in Monty Python’s Holy Grail, Huh? Before Ted said He needed to swap out His Headset’s batteries so He could hear Himself…

 

And having tuned out of Formula 1 so far this season, which is strange for Mwah. It wasn’t until Saturday when I realized when talking to Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary Ellen that it was twenty years ago when I attended the first of my two Japanese Grands Prix, circa 2003-04.

 

Knowing I’ve waxed on here upon No fenders many Moons ago about how attending the 2003 Japanese Grand Prix at Suzuka was so Karmic for Mwah, being a Ginormous Der Terminator’, nee Michael Schumacher Fan!

 

As it just so very well happened that I was present the day that Herr Schumacher finished eighth to claim His then record setting sixth Formula 1 World Championship! Having surpassed the mark of El Maestro’s, nee Juan Manuel Fangio’s tally of five F1 World Championships that had stood for some 46 years.

 

Yet I don’t know where that exact story is buried upon No Fenders, where instead I lamented about having previously attended the 2004 Japanese Grand Prix instead. When Formula 1 made History by holding Qualifying on Sunday morning for the first time ever.

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2010/10/suzuka-memories_09.html

 

Whilst it was funny re-reading the story (above) and learning how then Mark Handlebarz’ Webber was then leading the 2010 F1 championship with eventual first time Weldmeister ‘lyl syd viddle (Sebastian Vettel) languishing 21-points behind in fourth after Suzuka. Now that it’s a decade ago since Vettel’s final World Championship.

 

But I’d have to say that Suzuka now holds a permanent cloud over it for Mwah, with the ultimately fatal accident of Jules Bianchi upon slamming into the recovery crane vehicle in the late goings of the 2014 Japanese Grand Prix…

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2014/10/f1-bianchis-condition-critical-de.html

 

Yet for reasons unknown, as it’s strange how the mind works. I’d had the unusual Hankerin’ a few days prior to Suzuka for some tunes from an ‘Ol Rock Band of Wayback’ that I listened to growing up. With said band being Supertramp, as I suppose I’m taking the long way home here, Eh?

 

But it was a different song that kept playing repeatedly over my internal Jukebox instead…

 

“Who are these Men of lust, greed and glory

Rip off the Mask and let’s see”

 

As this phrase first struck me regarding the recent antics of Max Verstappen – who so audaciously told us if we didn’t like His utter dominance of the sport, then we weren’t Fans of Formula 1!

 

And then Maximus Hothead’ followed that up by emphatically telling us All to go Suck on a Egg! For which immediately made me retort with Kevn Magnussen’s infamous statement of Suck My Balls Max!

 

“Who are these Men of lust, greed and glory

Rip off the Mask and let’s see

 

But that’s  not right, oh, no, what’s the story?

But there’s you and  there’s me”

 

Yet instead, I simply cannot get over thinking that these men of lust, greed and glory are the ten F1 Team Bosses who are so adamantly opposed to allowing any new interlopers into their private Thiefdom!

 

Not to mention Liberty Media!

 

Now I’m not saying that Mikey A’ isn’t pursuing taking an eleventh team entry on Formula One’s grid just for the mere sport of it! Since naturally Michael Andretti wants to cash-in upon Formula One’s rising popularity.

 

But still, what are the current ten F1 Teams so afraid of? Other than their precious Share values dipping? For which I’d say is only a matter of time inevitably…

 

But I’m sure the Spin doctors will just be merrily focusing upon Herr Gunther instead, and America’s current F1 Team, Haas, even if it’s been nothing but a Back marker ever since enteringFormula 1 in 2016.

 

And before Y’all jump All over the thought of having two “Sub-par” American teams in F1. I’d argue how does the likes of Alfa Romeo, Scuderia AlphaTauri and Williams currently fit into that landscape?

 

With Alfa Romeo and AlphaTauri having amassed a total of three Grands Prix victories over some Gory 1,245 Grands Prix Starts! By my very rudimentary Ryth-Muh-tickin’ of All of their various guises, i.e.; Minardi, Toro Rosso, AlphaTauri, Sauber, BMW Sauber and Alfa Romeo between 1985 thru the just concluded Japanese Grand Prix. Whilst Williams has been a Shell of it’s former glory for how many years now?

 

Song lyrics from Supertramp’s 1974 Crime of the Century. 

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Another Maddening ESPNews Scramble

As they definitely Didn’t land Sunny Side Up! And where’s Max to tell me to Suck Eggs…

 

Whilst I already knew the likely outcome. Hence deciding to not stay up until midnight on the West Coast to “See”, Err Hear that MaxiMillions’ had won again, Yawn! I decided I’d tune into the ESPNews encore presentation of the Japanese Grand Prix at 10AM Pacific instead.

 

Even though I was annoyed once again by either ESPN or more likely Comcast for pitting the F1 Broadcast replay up against the MotoGP Indian Grand Prix…

 

Thus my intentions were to tune into the elongated Japanese Grand Prix replay from 10AM until 11:50AM before switching over to the inaugural MotoGP race at India’s Buddh International Circuit, home of the former Formula 1 race in India between 2011-13.

 

And I bellowed Shut Up Nicole when the Mothers Shoe polish lady came on the first time at 11:26AM interrupting the F1 broadcast…

 

But I was absolutely Dumbstruck when Nicole Briscoe told us again at the top of the hour, i.e.; 11AM that we’d immediately resume where we’d left off upon returning from commercials, sure thingy’ Sister!

 

So imagine my momentary surprise when the ESPNews broadcast resumed and it was a pair of Knucleheads talking SCC Womens College Soccer, WTF! Making me wonder did I hit the wrong button when unmuting from commercials?

 

No, these two Talking Heads were prattling on about Florida and Kentucky and how the Referee says Play on. As apparently Jokes on me again! As you’ve got to be Shiting me ESPNews! The Japanese Grand Prix is supposed to be airing until 12:30PM Pacific!

 

So I went around the horn of All of the 43 ESPN channels and back onto ESPNews several times before giving up in Disgust! And just went to my Conrfuzer’ and played the Youtube Highlights package instead.

 

Then adding insult to injury, as I’d switched over to Big NBC to “watch”, Err listen to the MotoGP Preamble whilst making an early lunch. For Humour during one of there commercial breaks I switched back over to ESPNews and was bemused to hear ANT’, aka Anthony Davidson and Kroftie’, aka David Kroft of Sky Sports calling the Japanese Grand Prix, for which I already knew the results to Jackarses!

 

So I switched back to MotoGP’s Indian Grand Prix which was a far superior race vs. the MaxiMillions’ whitewash at Suzuka! With real honest to goodness competition between the top three points holders. Not to mention palatable excitement and tension thru the entire race! 

Monday, October 24, 2022

Back in Ye proverbial Saddle, Again

As just How many Left’s makes up 24 Days, Me Wonders?

 

So it seems to be the Hip thingy’ right now upon Ye Blogosphere. That is, rehashing one’s “Vacation,” for which if Y’all weren’t awares’, your Humble No Fenders Scribe Tomaso was on a Mega’ 24 Days “Holiday” recently! Although thanks to Ye Magic of Blogger, I was able to post the massive “Two Ton Heavy things!” Twenty seven Blog stories I’d feverishly poonded’ out before departing, but I digress…

 

As my trip encompassed another great two weeks stay upon Vashon Island and Tacoma, before departing on a Big ‘Ol Jetliner as Stevie GeeTar’ Miller once crooned from Seattle, flying nonstop to Phoenix. Where I spent the final portion of my Holiday in thee Valley of The Sun!

 

An Sun was definitely the right word, since it was an extremely toasty 95 degrees-F upon touchdown, Aye Karumba! As it still cracks me up that I found the water in Randal, Thy No Fenders Moniker King’s swimming pool to be somewhat cool upon His telling me it was only 87deg-F!

 

As a gaggle ‘O eight USAF F-15 Eagle Jet Fighters from nearby Luke Air Force Base flying in circles serenaded us overheads for some 45mins! For which I think they’re definitely louder than those Uber annoying f/A-18 Growlers on Whidbey Island, Aye Karumba!

 

During the first of our multiple NFL Football Party gatherings, the first being a rather Abysmally pathetic Thursday Night’s 12-9 win, ironically by the Indianapolis Colts against the Denver Broncos, in the Battle of Field Goals. Although I took great delight in the continued Poor performance of ex-Seattle Seahawks QB Russell Wilson! Since I like many in the Pacific Northwest Hope He Tanks!

 

During a lull in the Uhm, “Action?” Hut-Hut Omaha? Nope Thar punting the Pigskin again! Amy, who works for an Arizona winery I’d naturally never Heard of before. Called Pillsbury Wines told me about a very entertaining “racing” event that they hold yearly upon it’s vineyard in Willcox, Arizona.

 

As Willcox is surrounded by six of Arizona’s ten tallest Mountains withing a 70 mile radius, surrounded by some of it’s most prominent Mountain ranges. With Tucson’s Mount Lemon, the only one I’ve visited being 57 miles to the West. And apparently at 4,167 feet Elevation, it’s dry, Desert climate is excellent for Grape growing…

 

https://www.pillsburywine.com/

 

As Amy, like most of those in attendance know that the sport I follow is Motor Racing! Predominantly Open Wheel Racing, Hence the reason I’ve been scribblin’ Here upon No Fenders the past 16 years, Say What?

 

As Amy told me about their yearly Cycle Kart race, which even Honours some iconic 24Hrs race at Circuit de la Sarthe! Taking place upon a makeshift Mile and a Quarter Me Thinks? Dirt track thru the Pillsbury Estate in Willcox, AZ. Replete with classic 24 Heurs du Mans Start of Drivers running across the track! Whilst a local Jaguar club showed up during this year’s event, for which I believe Amy said they paused the race.

 

Amy was one of Team Pillsbury’s cadre of Drivers and even briefly led the race before the steering went out on their Cycle Kart and they had to retire…

 

As I still cannot exactly wrap my Noggin’ round what a Cycle Kart looks like or is? Especially Ahem, Have I mentioned I’m Blind lately? For which I found the following link upon Ye All knowing Intrawoods’, aka internet.

 

https://cyclekarts.com/

 

Naturally, No trip to Scottsdale, AZ is complete without another visit to my Numero Uno Haunt Thar. That being the Penske Racing Museum, which this time I thoroughly enjoyed in the company of Arizona Bureau Chief Snowbyrd MJ’ and Blogmeister Miguel, who quickly set upon testing my “vast” knowledge of Team Penske lore. Which Pales in comparison to Ye Oldest IndyCar Blogger George Phillips of Oilpressure.com Fame. As I’ll save that museum visit for a latter No Fenders post.

 

Whilst I was Foolishly compelled to play guitar a la Jimi Hendrix style at another of No Fenders Bitchin logo as Randal would say, by Artiste Dave’s Friday Night Jam sessions. Even though I Don’t know how to play guitar, I managed to Oh, so cleverly come up with the words to the title of a Robbie Robertson tune appropriately called Somewher Down the crazy River! For which several years ago, I wrote another wacky  No Fenders poem from Honouring Thy good Buddy Tony George, Yikes!

 

And although Sunday was primarily devoted to NFL football, having endured 3.25 separate Pigskin games, Urgh! Blogmeister Miguel did manage to pull up the “On Demand” ESPN version of the Japanese Grand Prix, which I had summarily expected to miss, a la foregoing the previous Singapore Grand Prix. As the best part of All, was that we were able to Fast Forward thru the entire two hours Red Flag Delay, with the programme clocking in at a Hefty 3 Hours and 56 minutes! Instead simply watching the Start and then skipping All the way Ahead to the final 40+ minutes of the Timed race, Hurrah!

 

Where Max Verstappen put a veritable Beatdown upon the entire field! Pulling out a 27 second lead over eventual Runner-up Sergio Perez during the race’s 28 laps, My, Oh, My!

 

And along with a few morning walks upon the Golf course, which were All Shut down for Reseeding, before the “Winter” golf season began on October 15th, FOUR!

 

Then I accompanied Snowbyrd MJ’ to the Downtown Scottsdale American Legion Post for Her Dress Rehearsal for the musical Love Boat, where She was performing the song Oblivion on Her Theremin!

 

As the song Oblivion was one of the many masterpieces that famed Argentine Astor Piazzolla (1921-1992) composed and performed on the Bandoneon. For which I learned that Maestro Piazzolla was the creator of Nuevo Tango, for which reputedly, Argentine’s first rejected.

 

As Maestro Piazzolla created Oblivion in 1982 at Age 61, for which you can listen to it in the following Youtube link.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF-IMQzd_Jo

 

Naturally when at the American Legion Hall, I thought of Tony Kanaan,. Since Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary Ellen says He’s probably tired of everybody including me, making fun of His large Schnoz. Although I know that fellow Chip Ganassi Racing IndyCar driver Alex Palou, well He’ll be at CGR for one more year. Also ran the American legion sponsorship this year…

 

And then suddenly, in the proverbial blink of an Eye, it was time to go to the Airport to Fly back to Eugene, Oregon, before making the drive to Bumfiddle Florence and return to my Sleepy ‘Ol Bungalow by The Sea. Where we’ve just Had our first significant Rainfall this past weekend since June, complete with a brief Thunderstorm! As Falls definitely arrived!