Wednesday, July 29, 2026

MotorCup des Nations Grand finale

What’s that Bon Scott? It’s a long way to the Top if You wanna Rock ‘n Roll!

 

For those of you still reading this zany, Madcap No Fenders MotorCup Fairytale, “We Salute You!”

 

As I really hadn’t intended upon scirbblin’ this, or running so long, and cannot “See” doing this again! But I did enjoy learning of several drivers names I’d never heard of before. Their countries and where they’re located…

 

Hey, at least like FIFA, I didn’t go for 27 straight days in-a-row with this nonsense. Or subject Y’all to 39 days and 104 Gory Matches!

 

But think we all needed some distraction from that super fizzle, Fart Nashville weekend! Yuhs know where everyone just wanted to be done! And it was so Hot that they were selling bottled water for the reduced price of a single George Warshtinton’, Blimey!

 

Quarter Finals

The eight teams making the MotorCup Quarter Finals were: Australia vs. Denmark; Netherlands vs. Germany; New Zealand vs. Japan, and Mexico vs. Italy.

 

Denmark easily handled DJ willyP’s squad. With Will Power and Co. unable to slow down the two Christians. (Rasmussen & Lundgaard) Winning Two-Nil.

 

Circus Maximus and His Orange Army (Netherlands) crushed Germany Five-Nil, Ja Volt!

 

New Zealand and Japan saw Scott Dixon vs. Takuma Sato in a penalty kick shootout. With Japan prevailing 4-2 in PK’s.

 

And whilst Kimi Antonelli and Italy gave Mexico a run for it’s Peso. Mexico prevailed 3-2 with a second half stoppage time goal by Pato O’Ward…

 

Semi Finals

Our four semi-finalists saw Netherlands vs. Denmark and Japan vs. Mexico.

 

The Meadowlands saw Circus Maximus and His Orange Army lining up against the two Christians at Kansas City’s Arrowhead Stadium.

 

In the 33rd minute, overloading the right side, Nyck de Bries barely beat the offside flag. Then flicked a pass to Max Verstappen who promptly smashed the ball in the back of the net!

 

Two minutes into stoppage time, Kevin Bacon’ Magnussen booted a set piece to a wide open Christian Rasmussen who headed the ball into the lower left corner of the net. With the Halftime score being 1-1.

 

In the 57th minute, Christian Lundgaard blasted a free kick against the defender’s wall. Ricocheting past a perplexed Thierry Vermeulen, giving the Danes a 2-1 lead.

 

The Loon’, (Lundgaard) had been taunting Max the whole game and smugly said what about that Free kick Max!

 

Becoming increasingly annoyed, in the 69th minute during a Denmark substitution, Verstappen pulled Lundgaard’s pants down and said what do you think about that Smart arse!

 

Max was immediately shown a red card and the Dutch had to play a man down for the remainder of the match. While Lundgaard got the last laugh, scoring His second goal in the 86th minute and then bowing towards Netherlands bench! With Denmark winning 3-1.

 

Playing at sofi Stadium before a raucous crowd. Although Ryo Hirakawa did score off a sublime pass from K-Squared’ (Kamui Kobayashi) for a One-Nil lead.

 

Japan was simply outgunned by Mexico, specifically Pato O’Ward and Daniel Suarez, with the pair scoring a goal apiece. Before Rafael Villagomez scored Mexico’s third and final goal in the 84th minute, securing a 3-1 victory.

 

Third place

Unsuccessfully lobbying FIFA’s Gianni Van token to overturn Verstappen’s red card suspension, Coach Lammers had to revise His starting lineup.

 

Playing at Toronto’s BMO Field, Japan played a steady, consistent ring around the rosy game of keep-away, preventing Netherlands mounting an attack. Before Renger van der Zande got so incensed and tackled Takuma Sato in the Box.

 

Taku-san brushed Himself off and then serenely skipped a slow roller ground shot past Thierry Vermeulen with Japan winning One-Nil.

 

Finale

And then there were two! With our mythical MotorCup des Nations final being held at Mexico city’s Estadio Azteca.

 

The 80,000-plus sold out crowd erupted in uncontrollable pandemonium when El Tri’ marched down the field and Rafael Villagomez drilled a shot into the back of the net in the match’s fifth minute!

 

Mexico simply dominated the opening 20-plus minutes of the match, with several shots on goal. Including a monster save by Benjamin Pederson.

 

In the 28th minute, Christian Lundgaard took a Free kick from the 25-yard line and beautifully curled an arcing cannon blast over the outstretched fingers of Ian Aguilera.

 

Yet whilst Lundgaard was still busy celebrating His goal, Mexico expertly marched down field, with Salvador de Alba passing to Daniel Suarez, who back-flicked to Pato O’ward who rocketed a shot into the goal’s upper corner. Seeing El Tri’ resume the lead 2-1 just 61 seconds later, Ole!

 

In the 44th minute, Suarez scored off an assist by Ricardo Escotto, with the raucous Elstadio erupting into delirium over Mexico’s 3-1 lead at Halftime.

 

The 66th minute saw O’Ward score His second goal of the match on a magnificent give and go with Villagomez. Giving El Tri’ a presumably unbeatable 4-1 lead, before Coach Fernandez substituted His star players with their counterparts on the bench and Mexico won 4-1 to the delight of the partisan crowd!

 

As Bugs bunny would say, That’s all folks!

 

Ironically, I chose my two finalists and eventual winner prior to learning about this year’s dramatic team changes at Arrow McLaren…