Showing posts with label Artists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Artists. Show all posts

Friday, February 6, 2026

The Road to Hell is paved with Good Intentions




Ferrari 512BB LM in action at Monza. (Image source: Bin.com/Dreamstime.com)

 

“this Ain’t no technological breakdown, No! This is the Road to Hell!”

 

As typical, I struggled Ah-Mighty’ to find a “suitable” Ferrari racecar image that I could successfully upload onto Ye Blog!

 

As Classic & Sports car had the perfect story title to fit with Chris Rea’s penchant for vintage Ferrari racecars. Titled to Hell and Back in a Ferrari 512BB LM…

 

Ferrari 512 Berlinetta Boxer, 24 Hours to Hell and Back

 

Since if Y’all don’t know from Messer Rea’s obituary. Arse-sumedly one of His biggest “Hit” songs was the aptly titled Road to Hell from the same 1989 Album.

 

As Chris was smitten with Wolfgang Von Trips and owned at least four vintage Ferrari’s. Including the custom built Sharknose 156 Monoposto… 

Chris Rea: A long ago, Forgotten Musician

Who was a true Racer at Heart…

 

Perusing the New York times Obituary section on December 24th, I heard the name Chris Rea, which immediately grabbed my attenzione.

 

A self-taught slide guitar virtuoso. Following a Short illness, Rea died on Monday, December 22nd at age 74.

 

I was introduced to Chris Re’s delightful gravelly Yorkshire voice sometime in the early 1990’s. Arse-sumedly on Sunday Night Blues on an “Ol, defunct Seattle Radio Station.

 

Having first purchased His The Road to Hell CD, His 10th studio album; His most successful, having been certified 6X Platinum. And then gravitating to On the Beach, my second Chris Rea CD, before I lost track of Him…

 

VIDEO: The Road to Hell Part 2

 

Born on March 4, 1951 in Middlesbrough, North Riding of Yorkshire. (England) Chris was one of seven children, whose  father owned a series of Coffee Shops and Ice Cream Parlours.

 

Chris worked for His father’s Ice Cream Parlours along with being a Bricklayer. Before a friend introduced Him to the James Gang when He was 20 years old. With Chris claiming He played that record so much He wore holes thru it! Went out to buy a guitar and the rest was History…

 

Enjoyed Chris’s quip about He studied Motorbikes instead of the Pen in Secondary School, which He was kicked out of.

 

In His last interview with John Earls of the Daily Express, Rea mused how He’d just been banned from driving when the song Driving Home for Christmas was released. Claimed He’d written the song for Van Morrison in 1978, but never heard back from Him. So eventually, eight years later, He recorded it Himself and released it as the “B” side to the ‘Hello Friends single. Before a re-recorded version arrived two years later. Then in 2021, the song reached No. 10 in the UK, becoming His second Top 10 single.

 

Rea claims people say you can hear His infectious tone in the song, noting He was in a good mood when recording it…

 

VIDEO: Driving Home for Christmas

 

Rea also once stated in an interview how He’d gone into music simply because He liked music, not to become Rich ‘n Famous. As He always knocked on the Musician’s door, and not the Rock Stars door.

 

Musical influences included Sonny boy Williamson and Muddy Waters, which somewhat clashed with His Albums genres…

 

Chris’s first band was Magdalene, a local Yorkshire Band whose previous members had included David Coverdale, before He departed for Deep Purple in 1973

 

In 1978, Rea began His Solo career with the Hit song “Fool if you think it’s over”. His biggest U.S. Hit, reaching No. 12 on the Billboard’s Hot 100. Being nominated for a Grammy in 1978 for Best New Artist.

 

Progress has been slow, since I haven’t gone out of my way to promote myself. If I’d been into Show Biz, it might have helped pay the bills. But then again I might not be making the music I’m making.

 

In 2000, Doctors stated He most likely had Pancreatic cancer, electing to have His  pancreas and parts of His stomach removed. Choosing to have a risky Whipple procedure performed in 2001, making Him a diabetic.

 

Following His recovery, Rea released His 17th studio album, Dancing Down the Stony Road in ’02.

 

His record company refused to release the album. So Rea set up His own company Jazzee Blue and released it independently as a double CD album. Edel Records released a shorter, single CD album titles simply Stony Road in Europe,. The album reached No. 14 on the UK Album Charts.

 

Naturally, Chris was very pleased when it was certified Gold, having sold more than 500,000 copies, after its initial rejection. As Rea had pledged to Himself that He would return to His Bules roots if He recovered, and knew His Fans wouldn’t have a problem with it…

 

Rea studied Journalism in College, before dropping out. Saying He’d fancied writing about motor racing, but chose music instead…

 

His 1993 album Espresso Logic was partially promoted by appearing in a non-Championship British Touring Car championship (BTCC) “TOCA Shootout” event.

 

He wrote and produced the 1996 film La Passione, inspired by His boyhood passion of Formula 1 and Ferrari driver Wolfgang Von Trips.

 

Rea was passionate about Historic Car Racing and raced a number of vintage automobiles. Including a Ferrari Dino, Ferrari 328, a 1955 Lotus 6 and a 1964 Lotus Elan 26R. Plus the Caterham 7 featured on His Auberge album cover,  which He sold for Charity in 2005. With all proceeds going to the NSPCC.

 

His Ferrari 330 was used as the donor car for the 250LM replica in La Passione. And in 2014, He was finishing a 22 year restoration of an original replica of a Ferrari 156 Sharknose.

 

Chris also wrote and recorded the song Saudade in honour of Ayrton Senna in 1994. Although it was the final song on The Very Best of Chris Rea compilation album in 2001.

 

Reportedly, the word Saudade roughly means the “Feeling” of emotion and euphoria of a certain moment…

 

VIDEO: Saudade

 

Rea sold over 30 million Albums worldwide, but never toured the United States. Preferring to stay home with His family; wife Joan, who met as teenagers. And their two daughters Josephine

and Julia. With both daughters having songs named after them.

 

Although Rea refused to tour the United States, I did learn He appeared on Late Night with David Letterman, apparently twice?

 

Stumbling into Rea and Letterman kibitzing over Formula 1 upon performing in New York sometime late summer of 1991. With Dave pleading to hear The Road to Hell…

 

VIDEO: Looking for the Summer – Live on Letterman 

Monday, October 31, 2022

A Musical Treat for All the No Fenders Ghouls’

Although I Don’t think Michael Jackson should be too Scared…

 

“You Hear the Door Slam

And realize there’s Nowhere left to Run

You Feel the cold Hand

And wonder if You’ll ever See the Sun

 

Cause this is Thriller

Thriller Night”

 

Yeah Kiddoes’, it’s Fright Nite’ once again Here upon Nofendersville. As may be you’re sitting Home with the lights Down low, with just the Candle light from your Carved Jack ‘O lantrens Ah-Glowin’ and enjoying a few Adult beverages? Especially with your neighbor’s TV Blarin’ Out that Roundy round RASCAR’ Mash sound!

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2016/10/fright-nite-2016-edition_9.html

 

And may be you’re in the mood for something Halloween to listen to instead of Monday Night Football? Cough Cough, Omer Ha Ha!

 

Then Y’all should Check out this Halloween Album recorded by Dave Allen, who’s also known Here upon Ye Isle ‘O Nofendersville as Artiste Dave’. The creator of thoust Bitchin’ No Fenders logo!

 

As it’s on All the Hip places like Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music or Deezer, whatever that last one is?

 

Or simply go to the website link below! And listen to these eight Original Halloween theme tracks written and performed by Dave Allen.

 

https://daveallenhalloween.hearnow.com/

 

Partial song lyrics from:

Thriller

Thriller Album: 1982

(Thriller single release: UK, Nov, 1983; U.S., Jan, 1984)

Michael Jackson 

Tuesday, April 26, 2022

RETRO: Open Wheel Racing Art Cars

Oh Gawd, is He still Banging On ‘bout Art Cars?

 

Yeah, I know, we’re all supposed to still be ah-lather’ over this past week’s IndyCar Open test at Mother Speedway, in preparations for this year’s Indianapolis 500. Cough Cough Sputter, Lady and Gentlemen, Start Your Engines…

 

And with the recent Hoopla over this year’s trio of “One Off” Arrow McLaren SP Indy 500 Undefeated liveries, and last year’s Tiger Stripes Felix Rosenqvist entry, do they qualify as Art Cars?

 

Suppose as an Aspiring, Frustrated Artist, I’ve always loved Art. While Arse-sumedly I discovered the great Motorsports Artist Randy Owens at the racetrack I’ve always considered my Home track, even when living only five miles away from Pacific Raceways in Kent, WA.

 

But it must have been Portland International Raceway where I first stumbled into Randy Owen’s wares, at one of the many Vendor Booths. And although my Bungalow by The Sea’s walls are festooned with several of Messer Owens lithographs and Serigraphs, I cannot recall when or what was his first piece I bought?

 

For many years, on my Desk at work off to one side between the Keyboard and Monitor sat a small Armada of miss-mash Indy Cars. As I think if was four in total? With the largest being a 1:43 scale predominantly blue and white Lola Randy Owens Art Car. Along with three Matchboxes, i.e.; SuperMario’, aka Mario Andretti, Robby Dirtmann Gordoun’ (Gordon) and a plain “Vanilla” blue non descript version. Which thinking about it now, I could have called it the “Mystery Car” in deference to Dan Gurney’s Mystery AAR Eagle…

 

Thus, I’ve always known of, and enjoyed the fact that Messer Owens was commissioned to apply his talent to an IndyCar, even if it was a perennial Backmarker. For which I suppose is why I cannot find anything substantive upon it today, Eh? And even Funnier is now knowing that I was totally unawares that I’d meet the actual driver nearly two decades later!

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2013/05/more-indy-hoopla-buddys-man.html

 

The IndyCar in Questione is the Leader Card Racing entry of the 1994 CART/PPG IndyCar World Series. When the team ran a single car entry, the #23 Lola T93/00 Chevrolet driven primarily by Buddy Lazier, and ran sponsorship from Financial World. Although I’ve got Zero Clue how many races it ran with that livery during the season?

 

 

Whilst I’m aware that Randy Owens also painted a matching, corresponding Spice sports Car, this story’s supposed to be about Single Seaters…

 

And although not only did I follow the series that year, I can recall going down early for an All Boyz’ Friday’s Day outing at Portland that IndyCar weekend, albeit I Don’t recall seeing this car now, since much Attenzione was cast upon the three car Marlboro Penske team with ‘lil Al, aka Al Unser Jr., Emmo’, nee Emerson Fittipaldi and somebody named PT’, aka Paul Tracy as it’s three drivers instead.

 

As I know part of the reason I wanted to take a day off from work and go down for Friday with Randal, Thy No Fenders Moniker King and B-Squared’ was because the Ford/Cosworth XB IndyCar engine was hitting it’s stride. Along with FoMoCo’, nee Ford Motor Company having just released it’s latest Mustang iteration Justin-time’ for it’s 30th Anniversary. Not to mention it’s very first Special Vehicle Team’s SVT Mustang Cobra with some Cat named Rufas Parnelli Jones would be that year’s Indy 500 Pace Car driver!

 

As it’s Hard to believe it’s fast approaching 30 years since IMS has let a Ford Pace the Indianapolis 500. As C’mon IMs, knock Off this proprietary Chevrolet tie-up Shit!

 

Nineteen Ninety four would also be Mario Andretti’s final year in IndyCar’s, which He celebrated with his Arrivederci Tour, which I had a most unflattering version of instead, Never being a Mario Andretti IndyCar Fan! Whilst Mario’s teammate was  Bosom Buddy Il Lione’, Bloody Nige’, Red 5 or simply Nigel Mansell…

 

And although like I said I couldn’t find anything about the Leader Card Randy Owens Art Car, I did stumble across the following weblink for the Top 10 Lola’s of All time, including the Bruce Ashmore penned Lola T90/00, for which the Lola T93/00 was the final version of that stellar IndyCar.

 

https://www.motorsport.com/general/news/the-10-greatest-lola-cars/3180145/

 

Meanwhile, and I’m sure I scribbled ‘bout it here on No Fenders over a Decade ago. Renown Artist Dexter Brown, who’s unofficial 1975 BMW 3.3 “Town Car” Saloon  Art Car I “Saw” once at America’s Car Museum in Tacoma, WA, was commissioned by the presumably forgotten Force India F1 Team to raise Funds for two Charity’s Wayback circa Twenty-eleven, Crikeys!

 

As the one of a kind Hand painted Force India F1 car was the team’s initial VJM-01 driven in 2008 by FishyFellah’, aka Giancarlo Fisichella. For which all I can find is the following pre-Auction Buildup “teaser.” Including noting how Uncle Bernaughty’, nee Messer Bernard Charles Ecclestone would be the very first Celebrity to adorn his “John Handcock” upon it’s Nosecone. Noting the chassis was signed by several drivers and came sans engine, perfect for Hanging upon your Wall!

 

https://www.motorauthority.com/news/1066701_artist-painted-former-force-india-f1-car-to-be-auctioned-for-charity

 

Whilst I just thought about this. As it’s funny how Buddy Lazier and Mario Andretti have something in common, both being Indianapolis 500 winners. And No, I’m Not trying to compare them! 

Friday, April 22, 2022

RETRO: More BMW Competition Art Cars

That left their Mark upon the Racing World…

 

While there are currently 19, albeit the last one raced was No. 18 BMW Art Cars, Cornfuzed? Naturally I’m mostly interested in just those that actually competed, with No Disrespect towards the other renown Artists creations…

 

As I must confess that the topic of BMW’s Art Cars had fallen Off of my collective radar, since it’s now been some Gory five years since the last Art Car contested the 2017 Rolex 24, as part of ‘Ol boobie Ruble’s brace ‘O BMW M6 GTLM IMSA GT Le Mans entry.

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2017/01/autos-latest-bmw-art-car-to-contest.html?msclkid=90e4cd70ba9411ecade927e299aaa001

 

And like many topics here upon No Fenders, it was another Car and Driver magazine article I listened to via my NFB Newsline for The Blind telephone service awhile ago that caught my Attenzione. Although I must also confess I’d never heard of Artist Jeff Koons before…

 

As Messer Koons has once again been commissioned by BMW for a limited edition run of 99 BMW 8 Series Saloons known as the 8 X Jeff Koons model. For which Koons stunning graphics take BMW 11 Stages to paint and will only produce two per week. And if you want one of these ultra rare 8 X Koons models Stateside, prepare to open your wallet! As they’re only available in the 2023 BMW M850i XDrive variant, which retails for $351,000, Aye Karumba!

 

As Koons was also responsible for BMW Art Car No. 17, but I’m getting Ahead of myself…

 

BMW Art Cars Nos. 7-8 are both one of the marque’s most cherished models, those Bad Arse three series M3’s.

 

Michael Jagamara Nelson, an Aboriginal  Australian Artist was responsible for Art Car No. 7, using the ancient method of Papunya Sand Art. With Jagamara taking seven days to transform the black 1989 M3 Group A racecar revealing landscapes and ancient animals into a one of a kind masterpiece!

 

Art Car No. 8 was also another ’89 BMW M3 Australian Group A Touring Cars racecar, this time painted by Australian Artist Ken done. It features broad brush strokes, bright colours and multitudes of Parrots and Parrot Fish, which the Artist says represents speed…

 

As the Australian Touring Cars Championship (ATC) Group A regulations ran between 1985 and 1992, before morphing into the hugely popular V8 Supercars Championship. As BMW won the Aussie Touring Cars title twice in 1985 and 1987, with the latter being with the M3 piloted by perennial Kiwi’ Touring Cars Champion Jim Richards.

 

Art Car No. 15 by Jenny Holzer now has to be my second favourite racing BMW Art Car! Eclipsed only by those stunning 3.0 CSL Batmobiles. Although I must confess that I only had eyes for the evocative Ferrari 333 SP when I attended the 1999 Rose City Grand Prix at Portland International Raceway. As this was during the American Le Mans Series years, it’s Debut season, and there were three BMW V-12 LMP1 racecars competing.

 

The two Werks’ Schnitzer Motorsport BMW V12 LMR’s finished second and fourth behind the winning and third place Panoz LMP1 Roadsters. With the third #27 BMW V12 LM of Price + Bscher Racing finishing fifth.

 

As it’s Uber funny to Mwah that now almost a Quarter of a Century later, I’m just discovering that David Price Racing ran a year old BMW V12 LM Prototype, the predecessor to the V12 LMR. Which BMW had sold one of these chassis to German Privateer Thomas Bscher, finding Herr Bscher and Pedro Lamy at it’s controls August 1st, 1999…

 

As Williams F1 only produced four V12 LMR Prototypes chassis in 1999. With Holzer’s V12 LMR Art Car, which was festooned by “Word Art” utilizing reflective chrome lettering and phosphorescent colours intended to be seen Day and Night. Making it’s public Debuted at that May’s Le Mans Prologue test, but then was subsequently withdrawn, with Team Schnitzer only running two BMW V12 LMR’s during the race.

 

As Holzer’s V12 LMR Chassis 004 reportedly only ever raced in the 2000 Petit Le Mans ALMS season finale, where BMW entered three cars as it’s send off of their final race outing.

 

As mentioned above, American Artist Jeff Koons created Art Car No. 17, a 2010 BMW M3 GT2 racecar, running the number 79 in Homage to Andy Warhol’s 1979 BMW M1 Art Car . Andy Priaulx, Dirk Muller and Dirk Werner were the stunning M3 GT2 Art Car’s Chauffeurs, with Koons Bright colours displaying power and appreciated by Fans. Yet sadly, the car ended up retiring after only 53 laps due to an uncooperating Fuel sensor.

 

The final Bimmer’ Art Car to be raced to date is Art Car No. 19 as mentioned above. Ironically the 2016 BMW M6 GTLM Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing (RLLR) entry sporting the #19 in deference to it’s Art Car’s significance, featured one of BMW’s most legendous’ racing drivers behind it’s Keyboard.

 

Renown Californian Artist John Baldessari was the creator of Art Car No. 19. With Baldessari known for his minimalist approach using only four colours, i.e.; red, green, yellow and blue, along with his monochrome Dots. The Artist left another iconic work upon his M6 GTLM canvas, summoning upon his 50 years of Art! As Baldessari Died in 2020 at Age 88.

 

Bill auberlen, who I’ve long taken to calling Bimmer billy’ here upon No Fenders, was one of the M6GTLM’s four Pilotes. As ironically Auberlen was just beginning his long association with BMW Wayback’ in 1999, as one of Team Schnitzer’s Factory BMW Drivers piloting one of it’s two BMW V12 LMR’s…

 

As the #19 BMW M6 finished 12th Overall and eighth in the GT LM (Le Mans( Class, behind three of Chip Ganassi Racing’s Ford GT’s, including the Class winning #66 entry of Sebastien Bourdais, Joey Hand and Dirk Muller. Plust two Porsche 911’s, a Corvette C7.R and a Ferrari 488 GTE.

 

Thus it seems High time for BMW to invite another world class Artist, or preferably Artists to apply their unique skils to another BMW racing car. Like let’s say, one of next year’s Team BMW RLLR’s IMSA GTP Prototypes, either at Daytona or Le Mans. Along with either a BMW M4 GT Pro/GTD entry. Or if they must, one of the new, electric Bimmer’s in the E-E-E-lectrified (EV) DTM series.

 

As Y’all can check out All of the 19 BMW Art Cars in the link below…

 

https://www.bmwartcarcollection.com/?msclkid=f32a55ebbdb811ec90a73ff6a442fc1a 

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

RETRO: The original BMW Competition Art Cars

Although which is more famous, the Artist or the Racecar?

 

With visions of Sugar Plums, Err Easter Eggs still on my mind, I thought this was  a good time for this No Fenders yarn. Although apparently it was last Fall when the subject of the oft, forgotten BMW Art Cars came to my Attenzione when Surfing the Car and Driver magazine via my NFB Newsline for The Blind telephone service. Yet naturally, now I cannot find said article on the All Conquering Intrawoods’, Arse-sumedly since they run us thru a third Party’s “Site” in order to collect our email information for Uhm, Marketing? Yeah, that’s the Ticket!

 

The story was about how the Alexander Calder Foundation had commissioned BMW to create what is known as the BMW Artist Proof version of Calder’s original 1975 BMW 3.0 CSL racecar, that French racer and Auctioneer Herve Poulainraced in that year’s 24 Heurs du Mans.

 

As Poulain, now known as the instigator of the BMW Art Car project, asked his friend Calder to create a stunning  work using the three-liter Bimmer’ CSL “Batmobile” as his canvas. Although the car’s graphics were more striking then the car’s performance. As Poulain, Jean Guichet and some Yank named Sam Posey retired the car after just nine hours with Driveshaft maladies…

 

Reportedly, this rolling piece of Art was inspired by Calder’s work for Braniff International Airlines, who’d commissioned him in 1973 to paint one of it’s Douglas DC-8 Jetliners, commemorating it’s 25 years of service to South America.

 

The first jet known as Flying Colours, was such a sensation at the 1975 Paris Airshow, that Braniff commissioned Calder for two more airplanes, both being Boeing 727’s. The first being called the Flying Colours of the United States, in tribute to the United States Bicentennial with it’s red, white and blue motif. With  the second called Salute to Mexico, which sadly wasn’t completed due to Calder’s sudden death in 1976.

 

Legend has it that Messer Calder always wanted to create his own BMW “Batmobile” in order to be able to Hear the symphonic Harmony of it’s BMW M49 3.5-litre DOHC inline six cylinder engine ticking over. And it was Alexander S. C. Rower, Alexander’s Grandson and President of the Calder Foundation who finally accomplished this Dream with BMW’s assistance last year…

 

Have to say I’d never heard of Monsieur Poulain before, who apparently was the “Ultimate Driving Force” behind the first four BMW Art Cars that All competed in le 24 Heurs du Mans during the Mid to late 1970’s.

 

As Frank Stella painted the second Art Car rendition, another 3.0 CSL Batmobile, driven by two Blokes named Brian Redman and Peter Gregg in the ’76 24 Hours of Le Mans.

 

As this was the year that turbos were allowed at the Circuit de la Sarthe under the ACO’s new Group 5 and Group 6 regulations. And the BMW Motorsport GmbH #23 Stella Art Car entry was actually a Group 5 3.2-litre turbocharged 3.0 CSL variant that retired after a modest five hours with an Oil leak.

 

On a side note, I’ve “Seen” Stella’s other Art Car, a non commissioned BMW M1 that the company let Peter Gregg purchase. As it was one of the two BMW Art Cars on display during the Peter Gleeson Master Collector’s exhibit at America’s Car Museum in Tacoma, WA Wayback’ in 2016.

 

But that was a Humiliating day for Mwah. As Tacoma Bureau Chief Mary Ellen had stopped one of the Museum’s roving Volunters and inquired how I could Volunteer? The Man looked at me holding my White Cane and blandly said what can you do? As I was so flummoxed by the question that All I could say was, I can answer telephones…

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2016/12/autos-bimmers-abound-at-americas-car.html

 

The 3.0 CSL has to be one of BMW’s greatest racecars, having won six European Touring Car championships (ETCC) from 1973-79, including five straight between 1975-79! Along with winning the 1976 24 Hours of Daytona with Peter Gregg, Brian Redman and John Fitzpatrick. Also winning the prior year’s 12 Hours of Sebring with Sam Posey and Hans Stuck joining Brian Redman and Alan Moffett.

 

Whilst I’d forgotten that I’d chronicled “Peter Perfect,” aka Peter Gregg in a No Fenders tome five years ago, which also discusses Gregg’s association with Frank Stella, that other BMW M1 Art Car and the late Ronnie Peterson in the story below…

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2017/02/retro-forgotten-sports-car-ace.html?msclkid=bf552f17bd9e11ecacbf2e3c6e06102d

  

Art Car No. 3 was a 1977 BMW 320i painted by renown Artist Roy Lichtenstein. As Monsieur Poulain had much better results. As He and  Countryman Marcel Mignot finished ninth overall and second in their IMSA GT Class, behind a Belgian entry.

 

As I always find it amusing that McLaren campaigned a BMW 320i in the IMSA GT Championship for ‘Ol Hobbo’, aka HobbsCapp’, nee David Hobbs, who won multiple races aboard it. As the 320i was BMW’s 3.0 CSL successor.

 

For Mwah, I suppose due solely to sheer name recognition, the fourth Art Car’s Artist is the most famous I know. Although I was unaware that Andy Warhol had actually been commissioned to paint a black BMW 320i in 1978, which subsequently failed to qualify for that years Le Mans race.

 

Thus, for 1979, Warhol painted Art Car No. 4, arguably the most famous Art Car? A 1979 BMW M1, albeit this one being a Group 4 racing version that Poulain, Mignot and Manfred Winklehock shared. With the trio finishing sixth overall and second in class at that year’s 24 Heurs du Mans.

 

Funny, but whenever I think of the M1, BMW’s first production mid engine car, I always think of the M1 Procar series, a one make support series for Formula 1 run between 1979-80. Which several F1 Drivers would compete in, with Niki “the Rat” Lauda winning the ’79 Procar title, and Nelson Piquet the second and final Procar title the following year.

 

The M1 would contest the 24 Hours of Le Mans between 1981-86 with modest results… 

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

RETRO: A Forgotten War of Two Worlds in Asia

As just think of how many people would gladly “pay Thursday” to see modern F1 v IndyCar Drivers compete for fun on a road course today! Righto Whimpy?

 

Ah, once again here in Nofendersville, Uhm? Perhaps it's time to dip into Ye Eggnog and raise a glass in Toast to Miller! Per typical, this story has been fermentin' awhile now, as it was Juan' of 'Ol 'r's countless stories showing off his amazing dearth of Open Wheel Racing knowledge several years ago.

 

As speakin' of Robin Miller, whom I'm ARSE-Sumin' still wouldn’t want thou Attenzione paid towards him and his current health issues, nevertheless it was none other than thee Oldest IndyCar Blogger Geo. Phillips who initially informed Mwah of Miller's plight Wayback over thoust Turkey-Lurkey Holiday week in November, 2017, Yikes! Before as we All know, unfortunately returned.

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2021/08/salute-robin.html

 

Author’s Note

Although I’ll Arse-sume Robin wouldn’t be impressed with my Dropping the Ball. Hey, what do Yuhs expect from a Blind Word Butcher, Eh? As Robin gave me the name of somebody to contact at USAC after I queried him about those long forgotten Formula Crane 45 racecars, I never did so and long ago lost his email reply, presumably when migrating to my winDOUGHS 10 Confuser…

 

Thus I’m finally posting this in Honour of the late Curmudgeon ‘O IndyCar’s, who never tired of helping me with my infrequent, Zany racing inquiries, which I’ve scribbled about here on No Fenders previously…

Tomaso

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2021/08/farewell-robin-miller.html

 

Across the Pacific, A long time ago…

So how many of Yuhs know about a Star Studded, True Blue Open Wheel Racing Exhibition race occurring at Japan's Mount Fuji Speedway over a half decade  ago?

 

As some, but not all of the Heavy Hitters included the 'Wee scot, nee JYS, or better known simply as Sir Jackie, (Stewart) "Uncle Bobby" and his younger brother B-I-G' AL, aka Bobby & Al Unser. Along with 'Ol Gordie', nee Gordon Johncock, Graham Hill and SuperMario', nee Mario Andretti.

 

But I'll defer to Robin's story I read several  years ago to fill in all the details of this "One-Off" race at the original Mount Fuji International Circuit in 1966 instead.

 

https://racer.com/2016/12/13/rear-view-f1-indycar-stars-race-in-japan/

 

As this led me to reminiscing 'bout some other long, faded memories of Asian racetracks, and 'Ol Formula 1 racecars, which I mused 'bout the long ago Pacific Grand Prix and those sharp looking' Benetton's previously in:

 

http://www.nofenders.net/2017/04/spanning-globe-to-some-far-flung-f1.html

 

Did someone say Reminiscing? As I can hardly wait 'til the end of the year, when I'll attempt taking a break away from here, and leave Y'all alone for several days…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBETVhHpcPk

 

Although I was already Smitten with the upstart Benetton F1 team, I became even more engrossed by Thar very Sharp lookin' dark blue Autopolis liveried B190 Ford/Cosworth racing cars, for which was part of a strategic ploy by then Japanese Real Estate Tycoon Tomonori Tsurumaki to land a Grand Prix at his newly developed racetrack.

 

Yet I must say I truly never knew much about the man behind the Benetton sponsor, nor the exploits he'd gone thru to achieve his ambitions, which ultimately failed.

 

Mr. Tsurumaki came to the world's Attenzione when he successfully won the bid for a Pablo Picasso painting in December, 1989, when he ultimately shilled out a record $51.3 million, the most ever paid for a Picasso painting, which he immediately proclaimed would become part of his Art museum at his luxury facility Autopolis on the southernmost island of Kyushu.

 

Mr. Tsurumaki's Nippon Autopolis complex also included a nearly three mile internationally approved racetrack, for which he'd hoped to host a round of Formula 1 at soon.

 

As the facility actually encompasses three purpose built racetracks on top of a mountain, with the Full Circuit measuring 2.904 miles, the Main Circuit 1.877mi and a Lakeside Circuit of 1.094mi, all located in the Mount Aso Kuju National Park.

 

Part of Tomonori's plans included the launching of a racing series named Formula Crane 45, which reportedly utilized U.S. built Sabre FC45 single seaters powered by Buick lumps', with an order of as many as thirty chassis.

 

As originally I could only speculate that these sounded mighty similar to what the American Racing Series, (ARS) forbearer of the original Indy Lights series were utilizing then, i.e.; March 86 “Wildcat” F3000 derived chassis with 4.2-litre normally aspirated Buick V-6 lumps…

 

But now I understand why Miller wanted me to talk to somebody at USAC, since I just ran across a “Thread” on the Sabre Single Seaters at Indiana Open Wheel(dot)com titled Remember the USAC Saber Champ Car?

 

As it claims that the car was designed by Roman Slobodynskyj, which my memory tells me was the noted Designer of Dan Gurney’s Eagle USAC IndyCar’s of the early 1970’s. Specifically the 1972 Eagle that “Uncle bobby” (Unser) captured the 1972 Indianapolis 500 Pole with. And presumably the same chassis that won the 1973 and 1975 Indy 500’s.

 

As two prototypes were built utilizing Swift chassis for an intended USAC Spec series indeed with Buick lumps’, the latter I still presume being the same normally aspirated V-6 unit, with 30 cars being produced and sent to Japan  for Tomonori’s Formula Crane 45 series.

 

To inaugurate Autoplis's racetrack, at least a Quintet of 'Ol IndyCar Ringers' were invited to race in these newly acquired Sabre FC45 Spec-series single seaters Debutante outing in November, 1990. When the likes of Lonestar JR, aka Johnny Rutherford, Gary & Tony Bettenhausen, Stan Fox and Dick Simon were the guest Stars.

 

The racing circuit was designed by Yoshitoshi Sakurai and the Formula Crane 45 series lasted two seasons between 1991-92, while the circuit's only international race was a 430km Sports Car race held on October 28, 1991.

 

As this World SportsCar championship sanctioned race was won by the duo of Karl Wendlinger and Michael Schumacher co-driving Sauber's Mercedes Benz C291 3.5-litre Flat-12 powered Prototype. Winning ahead of the pair of silk Cut XJr-14 Jaguar's of Derrick Warwick and Teo Fabi, with the latter becoming that year's series Champion.

 

As Y'all may recall that Teo Fabi and his younger brother Corrado also raced in the CART/PPG IndyCar series, with Teo scoring Porsche's lone victory at Mid Ohio in '89. Not to mention taking the Pole at Mother Speedway in 1983, when Teo also was the Indy 500 Rookie Of the Year…

 

And although Autopolis would be "penciled-in" on the 1993 Formula 1 calendar provisionally, Tsurumaki ran into financial difficulty, ultimately resulting in Bankruptcy, and the Autopolis Grand Prix never occurred!

 

While the circuit, Formula Crane racing cars and more importantly, the exquisite and very expensive Art collection passed thru several hands upon it's closing in 1993, before ultimately being purchased by it's current owner, Kawasaki Motors Corporation in 2005.

 

As the Mountain-top circuit now hosts rounds of various Japanese series including the All Japan Road Race Championship (Motorcycles) and the D1 Grand Prix. (Drifting) But most notably Super GT  and Super Formula, with the likes of Stoffel Vandoorne, Pierre Gasley and Alex Palou having raced there during the past few seasons… 

Thursday, April 30, 2020

AUTOS: Droning on 'bout Rolls Royces



John Lennon’s mostly forgotten Psychedelic Rolls Royce Phantom V. (Image source: Calgary.ctv.ca)
As I'd sure like having that Tommy-mobile' as my personal chariot! Now if I could just find some change in thou Bloody seat cushions, Chuh-Ching! Or should that be Tilt? Especially since I Ain't No Bloody Pinball Wizard...

Suppose it's largely due to having read; Err listened and then just serenaded Y'all with my epic No Fenders Who I Am tome regarding The Who's Pete Townshend that I had those somewhat faded Rolls Royces Customized by British Rockers on thou Noggin', Eh?

Although it turned out to be the Band's Frontman roger Daltrey instead of Messer Townshend who'd been asked to put his personal touches upon not one, but two Rolls Royce Wraiths, for which once again thoust world 'O FauxNetics' initially Fooled Me! Since Lucy' coos Wraiths like Raifs to Mwah, causing me to get Fooled Once Again; Hya!

As it's the Tommy-mobile' Wraith that most interests Mwah, for which was Auctioned off for Charity Wayback in 2017, reportedly fetching some $208,000+ Quid; Err Gory Sterling Pounds for The Teenage Cancer Trust. For which both of Messer Daltrey's customized Wraiths benefitted this Charity.


Whilst on a side note, I find it entertaining to Mwah how refreshing I find The Who's A Man in A Purple Dress song, which seems virtually new since it Ain't ever played upon Ye Radio, even if it's now nearly 14 years old, Yikes! 


But try finding out any definitive information on the entire collection of nine One-off' Rolls Royce Wraiths to be completed. With the only other pair being mentioned in the original Car and Driver magazine's article on thou initial batch 'O four being by Ray Davies of The Kinks and Giles Martin, son of Sir George Martin - known by some as Thee Fifth Beatle...


Since it's Sad that nearly three years later after having first learned of this project via said Car and Driver article, that I cannot find out anything substantive further on who the other five Wraiths were done by? Other than I did spot something mentioning The Stones Ronnie Woods being involved in this project...

Yet customized Rolls Royces-- aren't exactly anything new, since I immediately Flashed Back upon Arguably the most famous customized Rolls, having actually seen it in Thy Flesh in my younger years! 'Ol John Lennon's Psychedelic Rolls royce Phantom V on Display at Expo '86 Up North Eh! In Bloody Vancouver, BC.


As I'm not sure which is worse?  The fact that somewheres' 34yrs later in another Shoebox in Thy Bungalow by The Sea languishes that paper Passport Book given to everybody with blank pages to stamp All the Exhibits you'd visited. Which naturally Lennon's Rolls Royce made thou Cut. Uhm, Passed Ye Audition, Eh!

Or having attended on what unbeknownst to Mwah And Snowbyrd MJ' would be the event's largest single day crowd of 212,000 Gory Spectators; Aye Karumba!

Since somehow, I Don't think those Days are coming back Anytime Soon, Eh?