As where's good 'Ol Nancy Sinatra when Yuhs needs
Her? C'mon Sing It Sister', what are Yuhs gonna do with those Boots?
Yeah, know we're All supposed to be
enraptured in thou Afterglow of Lewis Hamilton's momentous sixth Formula 1
World Championship but; just how long will it be until ESPN reverts to Hosing
it's Cadre 'O Stateside F1 TV Viewers?
Although I'll never know whose Fault it is?
Nevertheless, I'm growing so ever Freakin' Incensed over the total lack 'O
caring by Thee Dizzying Networks 'O Shopping Channels Laissez-faire attitude regarding when the Formula 1
Encore Presentations will Air on Sunday Evenings!
Making me Groan
over how much Wackum-Uh-Mole' I'll need to play to discern what time &
channel thou Sunday'sGrands Prix, mostly the time it'll really be shown upon?
Hence, I simply cannot comprehend how Liberty
Media will ever Grow thou Sport in the U.S if it's depending upon that so
coveted Demographic, the Casual fan... Since it's almost impossible to guess
when 'N where to Drop-in to view a Formula 1 race Stateside these Days...
As a longtime F1 Aficionado of over three
Decades now, Seeing Formula 1 get Punted by the various Cavalcade 'O Stick 'N
Ball Cable TV Networks is Nothing new to Mwah, but Doesn't mean I like it!
Yet as a legally Blind Fan for an eternity
now, I rely 100% upon my NFB Newsline for The Blind's Zap2it' TV Guide via my
telephone, for which I get to play Find the Freakin' F1 Broadcast each 'N every
Formula 1 race weekend, which seemingly are just thrown together willy-nilly?
Uhm, why does the words Willy Vanilla spring to mind, Eh?
Hence, I was somewhat surprised hearing Duh
Mothers Shoe Polish lady saying Russia was next week when Thanking us profusely
for watching another Sliced 'N Diced F1 Television Programme; Huh? Following
the end of the Singapore Grand Prix.
Case in point,
checking my Zap2it's TV Guide's info several
days ahead, since typically I like to check sometime early during the week to
find Friday's second (Free Practice) FP2 session, Qualie' and the race on at
least two different TV Channels, or three lately.
My TV Guide told me that le Duesh', aka ESPN2
would be replaying the Russian Grand Prix Sunday evening from 5-7:30PM Pacific,
for which I spent All Day Sunday in a virtual Blackout Ah-waitin' the riveting
Sochi F1 Race; Nyet!
As 5PM Pacific came 'N went as I feverishly
scrambled round the "dial," since ESPN2 was hosting some Farcical
Carey Irving Made for TV Docu-Drama; BARF!
so very unwisely I began searching the Outer
limits, nee ESPNU and ESPNews and Gory Hell, Thars' the race on ESPNews Channel
412; WTF!
And even worse yet, good 'Ol Kroftie', nee
David Kroft announced how Chuck LuhCluck', aka Charles Leclerc was trailing
Valtteri Bottas in the race's closing stages - SHIT! I Didn't want to know the
results yet BASTARDOES!
As Florencian F1 Spotter Jeannie then
informed me that the race was being shown at 6PM Pacific on ESPN2, whilst for
reasons unknown, those Nincompoops at Walt Disney were showing it from 3-5:30PM
Pacific on ESPNews, which has never replayed the Grands Prix before; SHEISA!
But I still watched the majority of the
Russian Grand Prix on le Duesh', since I pretty much knew the results but not
how they occurred. Especially how Leclerc got Hosed Again by la Scuderia!
And what's that 'Ol Saying? Rinse, lather and
Repeat? So guess what Kiddoes? Yep, my Zap2it TV Guide told me that the Japanese
Grand Prix would be replayed Sunday evening on ESPN2 from 6-8:30PM, for which I
somewhat; Chirp-Chirp, Bueller? Uhm, Oh Yeah, Cough-Cough, eagerly awaited
watching; Err listening to.
But how's that saying go? Fool Me Once, Shame
On You? As I decided to re-check my TV Guide around Noon Sunday, and guess
what? Yep, le Duesh' had changed Thar Minds and moved it forward one hour to
air from 5-7:30PM Pacific instead...
Holy Never Ending Time Changes Batman!
KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF ESPN!
And that's my Story and I'm Sticking to It!
As I haven't even mentioned how the Pre-race Arse-sumedly got chopped from the
Japanese Grand Prix, being on the main ESPN Network, which I Didn't Stay Up
for.
Although it's been quite a pleasant change to
have watched; Err listened to the majority of the Mexican and U.S. Grands Prix
on thou Big ABC and Not have to worry about le Duesh' playing el Switcheroo with
Thar Encore Presentations, since the live airings have actually been at a
decent Daylight Hour for us West Coast Formula 1 viewers!
And Thars only two more races left for those
Jackalopes at ESPN2, or whatever Magical Kingdom Stations to play Abra Cadabra
upon us...
