Saturday, June 8, 2013

From the Horses mouth...

Or as the esteemed ‘Awntie Harriet enjoys saying: “From the East End of a Horse going West!”

As speaking of controversy, is it just Mwah or did anybody else come to the conclusion that Kevin Lee & Curt Cavin are a bunch of Apologists in regards to their defending of crusty ‘Ol Panther Racing team owner John Barnes when playing his latest Foopah on Trackside this past Tuesday night.

Y’all know when he told Jake “The Riddler” Queiry in Detroit that I-T was “NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!” In regards to the “mutual” (Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge) parting; Err dismissal of J.R. Hildebrand... After all this KISS MY ARSE comment couldn’t of happened to a nicer guy, right? Hur-hur-hur!

As I have to agree with Oil Pressure upon this one, Barnes is simply an ARSEHOLE! Which in turn could have something to do with his never ending revolving door policy regarding drivers, including the late Dan Wheldon needing to sue him over lack of payment... NO Ryan Briscoe, this is the team you should question accepting a ride for in the future instead of having balked over the once downtrodden A.J. foyt Enterprises seat! As after all let’s not forget that Mr. Barnes was the one who lambasted the hardcore fan base a few years ago...


Then again apparently ousted Caterham driver Jarno Trulli isn’t feeling overly ‘Scrumptious towards his ex-Boss Tony Fernandes who apparently offered to pay him his full 2012 salary in exchange for the Italian making way for the better funded ‘Rooskie Vitaly ‘VO5 Petrov but has to date failed to fulfill his part of the bargain...


And lastly, in what I somehow missed out upon due to Technical Difficulties, usually pleasant ‘aussie Daniel Ricciardo simply told Romain Grosjean “You’re an Idiot!” After the Frenchman rammed him from behind at Monaco, a la another Frenchman known here at No Fenders as le Hamburgular, nee Sebastain Bourdais ironically did to ‘Oz driver Will Power recently. With the beleaguered Lotus F1 driver having since been given a 10-place grid penalty for this weekend’s ‘Mont-Royal race upon le Circuit Gilles Villeneuve on Il Notre Dam.

As former Australian Formula 1 World Champion Alan Jones notes about the ever smiling 23yr old Ricciardo from Perth, “the grin belies a killer instinct.” Further noting, "Every person has two sides..." As why do Jones words immediately make me think of Will buxton indelibly labeling ‘Seb Vettel “The Smiling Assassin!”

Yet apparently the young Australian avoided sanction by staying cool and not throwing his gloves in Grosjean’s general direction like his countryman did to Bourdais at Belle Isle! For which both Power and ‘SeaBass have been placed upon probation for the remainder of the year from said incident...

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