Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Off to COTA, again...




Tomaso & Claudio' pose with the McLaren Boyz', aka 'JENSE & Kevin Bacon' Magnussen on Halloween during Austin's F1 Fanfest. (The Tomaso Collection)
As hopefully it'll be a Whole Helluva Dryer than last time I went in 2015. Although a Fortnight before leaving, I'd heard rumours to expect it being 90 degrees f & Sprinkling...

It's funny, over what swayed me into returning to Circuit Of The Americas this year, after a very miserable 2015 outing...


Since although I almost always enjoy being trackside, and watching the racing cars; Uhm, Yo Tomaso Thar Over there Dude! NO! Over to the right, a little further right; Hya!

Nope, it AIN'T the Formula 1 Circus that convinced Mwah to go back, it's the Post Race's Concert Performer, although NOT that Justin Kid! As I'm looking very forward to hearing the legendous' Stevie Wonder perform Sunday evening! As Stevie's so Hip' and righteous...


Hmm? After Lewis was so mesmerized by Taku-Sans' Indy 500 bling at Suzukre! May be he'll do some sort of Duo Onstage with Stevie?


Meanwhile, I'm ARSE-Sumin' we WON'T have to worry 'bout our glorious leader being in the house, like seriously Trump', you've got nothing better to do in your abominable presidency besides calling your fellow citizens Son Of Bitches and then having your Sidekick Mr. Pence continue the charade in person at another football game; SHEISA!


Whilst thank goodness 'Ol Chris Horner doesn't believe Thars' any Political machinations occurring in Formula 1...


But Circuit Of The America AIN'T exactly endearing itself to Mwah anymore, as they're currently sitting on two strikes and have also fouled two more pitches...

First COTA, or was it Austin itself? Got rid of the wonderfully entertaining, enjoyable FREE Downtown Austin F1 Fanfest activities.

Strike Two! Is not only the fact that COTA once had FREE Shuttle service, but now has the audacity to charge you an extra $35 per day if you wanna be dropped off directly at the gate? Otherwise your measly $15 per day Shuttle transport will drop you off 20 minutes walking distance AWAY from the gate's entrance; BASTARDOS!

As I'll Skip any comments 'bout the environment, pollution; Oh Never Mind!

Suppose it's a petty foul, but when I receive an email telling me that my tickets have been mailed, and being Blind, naturally I'm expecting that means traditional paper tickets have been sent instead of two cloth wristbands, like where's my tickets Vern!

And Seriously! The best Y'all can do for support races is the Kindergarten F4 and 'Ol Timers vintage racecars? As personally the Ferrari Challenge and Porsche Supercup races were far more entertaining than thee pinnacle 'O motorsports is!

While lastly, hopefully not too many of our brightest Bulbs will be displaying Thar intelligence over the Grand Prix weekend...

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