Monday, November 10, 2014

Formula 1 Not Political... And I've got a Bridge to Sell You Mr. Horner!

Christian with new squeeze Ginger Spice. (Image source:
Yo Christian Horner, put a sock in I-T Dude! As you're full of SHIT! Over Formula 1 NOT being Political, and your LAME excuse of the F1 Constructors simply having to "Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudge," trust Formula One Management's direction to not intertwine the sport  of F1 as a Political tool  is such a FUCKING JOKE!

Or did you simply have blinders on and not get the chance to  see Bernie Ecclestone and Jean Todt kissing Vladimir Putin's ring fingers in Sochi? Which seemed even more telling by Jean Todt being on Uncle Bernaughty's side furthest away from Commissar Putin; Oh, and by the way, wasn't that the King of Bahrain next to "Hercules?"

Russian Grand Prix 2014: Intrigue and drama on Vladimir Putin’s big day out in Sochi at his £30bn race

Hmm? Let's S-E-E? Ecclestone issuing the most unusual request for the F1 Paddock to be quiet during the Russian National Anthem, Putin bringing 30 Bodyguards and asking if he can hand out the trophies behind bullet-proof glass... Not to mention the "Heightened Security," along with Vladimir apparently leaving "The Building" when NBCSN's Post-race television broadcast went Dark; Blah-blah-blah, yet Christian, you stand there pie-faced and tell us there's NO politics involved; WTF?

F1 told to be silent during Russian anthem

Oh, and what's that? Mr. E's just done a dealio with Azerbaijan for a 2016 Formula 1 race in a country which is notoriously known for its LACK of Human Rights, ironically having just seen this year's Vaclav Havel human rights Award given to jailed prisoner Anar Mammadli who's organization was critical of the recent "Sham" election...

Jailed Azerbaijan activist awarded human rights prize

As why do I continue to follow this sport? Albeit having just attended this year's Austin F1 race, where I have NO idea of whether or not Governor Rick "Good Hair" Perry was on hand again or not? As surely the good 'Ol USA doesn't do any torturing abroad, right? Nor  bomb thee SHIT outta foreign terrorists...

Yet Formula 1's seediness just seems to be growing by leaps 'N bounds these past few years with the advant of canceling the 2011 Bahrain Grand Prix; while China conveniently made outspoken citizens disappear for daring to point out the hypocrisy of Tiananmen Square on its 25th anniversary! As surely the Russian Grand Prix isn't politically motivated at all, right Christian?

China detains five activists before25th anniversary of Tiananmen crackdown

Not to mention the nuclear catastrophe in Japan, with Jules Bianchi's accident overshadowing that, whilst F1 tries painting itself "GREEN" with its new 'Uber Hybrid technology and I find your (recent) lame ARSE sound-bite on this matter very hollow indeed Mr. Horner!

As your claims have about as much verbosity as when NBCSN's F1 lead announcer Leigh Diffey tried making fun of the situation, saying: "You know what the locals call the Sochi Amusement Park? Putin-land!" The other announcers basically went silent and it went over as well as "A Fart in a Spacesuit!"

"I was thirsty beyond endurance. There was something oily on the surface of the water, but I wanted water so badly that I drank it just as it was."

Oh, yeah, almost forgot; NOT! Tuesday is Veteran's Day, and it's been a few years since I've posted my timeless rant...