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View of Iceberg Grand Prix (USGP) pit lane prior to Free
Practise-1 Friday morning during Phoenix's inaugural Formula 1 race. (The
Tomaso Collection)
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It's amazing to believe that today marks the
25th Anniversary of the inaugural Iceberg GP
held upon the Downtown city streets of Phoenix, Arizona - which was also
your humble No Fenders scribe Tomaso's debutant Formula 1 race; Aye Karumba!
But even worse yet is the fact that it's also
the exact same anniversary of that HORRIFIC event simply known as Tiananmen
Square, as its pretty discouraging to
read about how China's still making outspoken critics of this event conveniently
"Disappear" a quarter century later! Nope, NOTHIN' to see or read,
now just move along, as we DON'T want Y'all knowing that we MURDER
our innocent civilians...
And whilst my memories slip away,
nevertheless I can still vaguely recall standing in the middle of the concrete
canyon, nee jersey barrier lined streets in the sweltering HEAT of 104-degrees
f (Fahrenheit) holding a Foster's "Oil Can" in hand while watching
the FREAKIN' COOLEST CARZ on the planet shriek by!
Not to mention running the Gauntlet 'O FREE
"Smokey-Smokes" (Cigarette) Hawkers madly trying to give away their
Marlboro Man and Joe Camel wares - whilst I recall paying "Fifty
Smackeroos" ($50) for a 3-Day General Admission ticket vs. $169 for a
similar ticket at this year's USGP at Circuit Of The Americas, nee COTA...
While arguably, four of the sport's
GURR-REATEST were on hand that day, as the Star Studded line-up included four world
champions and a total of eleven Grand Prix winners along with some other notable
characters...
WORLD CHAMPIONS
Nigel Mansell, Nelson Piquet, Alain Prost and Ayrton
Senna.
RACE WINNERS
Michele Alboreto, Rene Arnoux, Gerhard Berger, Thierry
Boutsen, Johnny Herbert, Alesandro Nannini and Riccardo Patrese.
NOTABLE DRIVERS
Martin "BillyBob" Brundle, Ivan Capelli,
Eddie "THE MOUTH" Cheever, Yannick Dalmas, Bertrand "Pepper
Spray" Gachot, Mauricio "Big Mo" Gugelmin, 'lil "Stevie
Johnson," (Stefan Johansson) Roberto Moreno, Bernd Schneider, Aguri Suzuki
and Derek Warwick.
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Alain Prost leaving the Pitlane during Friday's
Free Practise-1. (The Tomaso Collection)
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As I won't try recalling I-T all, especially
since I've already sribbled my sentiments in the following; (story below) and
although I thought it was that very same race, I've now discovered via Al
Gore's wondrous invention, Zed Internetz; Hya! That apparently the World Famous
Chandler Ostrich Festival which hosted some 70,000 attendees, vastly
overshadowing the Grand Prix's attendance was actually in 1990. As the festival
occurs in early March each year, albeit having begun in 1989.
And while I've just read of how 'Ol
"Arrogant" (Ayrton Senna) never looked back, instead always focusing
forwards, while in the midst of all my reminiscing over Black Sunday, etc, I
find myself thinking how do today's pantheon of five Formula 1 world champions
stack up in stature to those four legendous' world champions I had the very
good fortune of witnessing in the flesh a quarter century ago?
As perhaps I'll tackle the subject of
"TWINKIEBOY," (Seb Vettel) "Fredrico Suave," (Fernando
Alonso) thy young "Louise 'JAGUAR," (Hamilton) thee
"Iceman" (Kimi Raikkonen) and Bloody 'JENSE (Button) vs. "The
Professor," (Alain Prost) "Arrogant," (Senna) Nelson Piquet and
Bloody 'Nige (Nigel Mansell) one day, as this quartet currently ranks second,
third, sixth and twelfth for overall wins - with a staggering total of 146! As Senna's
second most Poles with 65 seems safe for awhile, whilst his three sidekicks contributed
a further 89 Pole-positions for a total of 154, along with their tally of
eleven world championships...
And out of the 39-drivers entered that
weekend, as recall that this was the era of Pre-qualifying, where thirteen
drivers had to fight it out for four spots to advance to qualifying, where the
slowest four drivers would be eliminated, as only 26-entries were allowed, as
apparently the combination of the heat plus brand new engine formulae saw only
six cars classified at the end of the race, with 19 retirements and Mauricio
Gugelmin being disqualified.
thus, imagine such a thing today, where
reportedly Lotus has failed to pay its Renault engine bills and the
"little-teams" are feeling left out in their struggles to progress, unable
to compete financially while even Sauber has claimed that the Ukraine situation has stopped negotiations
with potential sponsors, as former F1 team owner Eddie Jordan has just publicly
advised Peter Sauber to sell his team, while rumours abound over Tony Fernandes
planning to sell Caterham.
Thus, of those 39-men, paired down to
twenty-six taking the green flag, nine would go onto lengthen their respective
Open Wheel careers by moving Stateside to compete in the CART/PPG IndyCar
series, with one becoming champion while another would even get to drink
the milk at the Speedway during one of Indy
Car's darker periods simply known as "The Split!"
INDYCAR DRIVERS
Michele Alboreto, Eddie Cheever, Christian Danner, Gregor
Foitek, Mauricio Gugelmin, Stefan Johansson, Nigel Mansell, Roberto Moreno and Nelson
Piquet.
As "Il Lione," Bloody 'Nige or simply Nigel Mansell, the
1992 F1 world champion made history by becoming the first and only driver to
win the (CART/PPG) IndyCar championship the following season when unexpectedly
jumping "Across-the-Pond" to race in America in 1993, as Mansell also
claimed Rookie Of the Year honours and tallied up five wins in American Open
Wheel Racing before returning to Williams to help offset the mighty blow of
Ayrton Senna's death in Formula 1.
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| Unknown F1 racecar at speed during Friday practise. (The Tomaso Collection) |
Will forever remember Eddie Cheever
affectionately as "Eddie Who?" To which my local grocery store clerk
retorted after I'd reluctantly told him who'd won the 1998 Indy 500 race... Undoubtedly
Cheever's crowning achievement in motor racing, as Cheever would ultimately tie
Mansell for victories with five, but little else!
Actually witnessed one of Roberto Moreno's
two CART victories Up North Eh! At the Vancouver (BC) Molson Indy 'Wayback a
decade-plus ago, with the affable
Brazilian wafting us with humongous clouds 'O tyre smoke a la Zanardi
"victory doughnuts" directly in-front of our seats on his cool down
lap!
Although Moreno has the dubious honour of
being 'DER TERMINATOR'S short-lived replacement "trade" driver at
Jordan Grand Prix after Michael Schumacher was poached from 'EJ's grasp to the
Benetton team instead, and the rest as they say, is history.
Also winning on the streets of Vancouver, BC
was 'Big Mo, aka Mauricio Gugelmin, who drove for my Home-team's Pacwest
Racing, as it would be Gugelmin's lone victory in CART while another ex-Formula
1 driver named Mark Blundell, as Mauricio's team-mate racked-up a further three
victories for the team's best season results.
TINTOPS
Other notable Alumni of our 1989 Phoenix GP
class found success in the world of Sports Cars, most notably being Yannick
Dalmas of France, who after an unheralded F1 career went onto win le 24 Heurs
du Mans four times: 1992, 1994-95, 1999,
for four different teams.
Bernd Schneider, who suffered a humiliating
time in F1, failing regularly to escape Pre-qualifying, went onto major success in the DTM German Touring Car series,
notching an amazing five championship titles for Mercedes: 1995, 2000-01, 2003,
2006 along with taking the FIA GT championship in 1997.
Martin Brundle got the nickname
"BillyBob" from his days racing in the IROC series Stateside, where I
believe he even won a round of the series during the era when such luminaries
as 'Ol Ironhead (Dale Earnhardt) and 'lil Al (Unser Jr.) were regular
contestants.
And while Brundle's F1 career was
star-crossed, he went onto win the 1988 World Sports Car championship along
with the 1990 24 Heurs du Mans.
Johnny Herbert, who suffered horrendous foot
injuries in single seater racing went onto prominence as a Sports Car Ace,
winning the American Le Mans Series (ALMS) along with numerous outings at Circuit de la Sarthe,
even winning the race 'Wayback in 1991; along with being Michael Schumacher's
team-mate at Benetton where he won his first two Grand Prix's, before scoring
the 'Wee Scot's (Jackie Stewart) Stewart Grand Prix only F1 win.
Aguri Suzuki was Japan's very first driver to
ever stand upon the podium in Formula 1, scoring his lone (podium) third place
finish memorably at Suzuka, the Honda owned race circuit of which had helped
the Japanese driver crack the Formula 1 grid, albeit Aguri's Lola LC90 chassis was
powered by the rival auto maker Chrysler's Lamborghini V-12 that day in 1990, a feat only equaled
twice more in F1 to date, although Suzuki's accomplishment was overshadowed by
Ayrton Senna's ramming of Alain Prost to win his second world championship!
Yet 'Aguri-san's name is better known to Mwah
for his team ownership stints, first having joined forces with Adrian Fernandez
in American Open Wheel Racing by forming the Super Aguri Fernandez Racing team
and then later running what was fondly known as "Super Best Friends,"
aka the Super Aguri F1 Team, as Suzuki now runs his successful ARTA squad in
Japanese GT racing...
While Stefan Johansson will forever be known
as 'lil "Stevie Johnson" thanks to Randal "thy Moniker
King" who came up with this clever name during our halcyon days during the yearly Portland IndyCar races.
As "Stevie J" went onto win le 24
Heurs du Mans with Michele Alboreto and "Mr. Le Mans," aka Tom Kristensen, plus the
Sebring 12hrs - both endurance race victories coming after his single seater
days along with being an Indy Lights and Champ Car team owner, and also just so
happens to be some fellow named Scott Dixon's manager...
While I'd forgotten that Messer Bertrand
"Pepper Spray" Gachot had won the 1991 24 Heurs du Mans alongside
Johnny Herbert and Volker
Weidler aboard the Mazda 787B, the only Japanese car
to ever win the epic endurance race to date.
As this was ultimately Gachot's crowning
achieving in motor racing, as his F1 career came spiraling downwards shortly
afterwards when he spent four months in jail for spraying a "Cabbie"
with CS gas, which enabled some then unknown German driver named Michael
Schumacher to make his Formula 1 debut at the Belgian Grand Prix!
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Close-up of Ayrton Senna's Marlboro McLaren
racing car at the Iceberg Grand Prix.
(The Tomaso Collection)
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ENGINES
And thus it's hard to believe that we've come
somewhat full circle, since 1989 was also the first year of the mandatory
3.5-liter normally aspirated era after the turbo's had simply gotten too exotic, nee expensive as the major auto
manufacturers raced to increase their horsepower to dizzying heights - passing
the 1,000bhp threshold! Since it's funny how the pendulum has swung the other
way, going to smaller displacement turbocharged Power Units to entice auto
manufacturers to return back to Formula 1.
Yet 25yrs ago there were six-engine producers
whose powerplant's varied between eight, ten and twelve cylinders, with the
likes of Ferrari and Lamborghini supplying V-12's, Honda and Renault supplying
V-10's, with Ford and Judd supplying the rest of the grid with V-8's.
On a trivial note, over the past
Quarter-century only four engine manufacturers have powered their respective
teams to the Constructor's title.
Winning Engine manufactures
(12) Renault: 1992-97, 2005-06, 2010-2013; (8)
Ferrari: 1999-2004, 2007-08; (3) Honda: 1989-1991; 2) Mercedes Benz: 1998,
2009.
While these winning engines have featured
four maximum cubic inch/liter volume displacements, with all being normally
aspirated.
Engine Displacements
(12) 1994-2005: 3.0 V-10; (8) 2006-13: 2.4 V8; (4)
1989-90, 1992-93: 3.5 V-10; (1) 1991: 3.5 V-12.
DRIVERS
Arguably, Y'all could say that the most
successful driver came out of this period, since in the past 25yrs we've had a
total of twelve men becoming world champions, interestingly split equally down
the middle between single and multi-year
titlists, as 'DER TERMINATOR, nee Michael Schumacher leads the trophy haul,
while two others became four-times world champions, etc.
Multi-World Champions
(7) Michael Schumacher, Germany: 1994-95, 2000-04;
(4) Sebastian Vettel, Germany: 2010-13; (4) Alain Prost, France: 1985-86, 1989,
1993; (3) Ayrton Senna, Brazil: 1988, 1990-91; (2) Fernando Alonso, Spain:
2005-06; (2) Mika Hakkinen, Finland: 1998-99.
World Champions
Nigel Mansell, Great Britain: 1992; Damon Hill,
Great Britain: 1996; Jacques Villeneuve, Canada: 1997; Kimi Raikkonen, Finland:
2007; Lewis Hamilton, Great Britain: 2008; Jenson Button, Great Britain: 2009.
CONSTRUCTORS
Basically only two nations have won the coveted Constructor's crown over this time
period divided between six teams, as although reigning Quadruple champion Red
Bull runs under an Austrian license, it's based in Milton Keynes in Bloody 'Ol
England in the former Jaguar premises'; ditto for Renault, which is obviously
French, yet they simply bought the Benetton team which resided in Enstone
(England) before being sold again to today's revamped Lotus concern. With the
likes of Williams, McLaren, Brawn and Benetton also being located in the UK,
whilst just Scuderia Ferrari is the lone outsider from Italy.
Winning Constructors
(8) Scuderia Ferrari, Italy: 1999-2004, 2007-08; (5) Williams, Great Britain: 1992-94,
1996-97; (4) Red Bull, Austria: 2010-13; (4) McLaren, Great Britain: 1989-91,
1998; (2) Renault; France, 2005-06; (1) Brawn, Great Britain: 2009; (1)
Benetton, Great Britain: 1995.
While I've previously scribbled 'bout how the
greatest Chief Designer of this era is without question Adrian Newey, whose
chassis have won 10 Constructor's championships for Williams, McLaren and Red
Bull, along with 10 world championships for the likes of Nigel Mansell, Alain
Prost, Damon Hill, Jacques Villeneuve, Mika Hakkinen and Sebastian Vettel; Aye
Karumba!
While the second most winning Designer of
this period is a bloke from South Africa named Rory Byrne whose genius was
exploited to provide Michael Schumacher, Benetton and Ferrari their multiple
titles with Byrne notching up seven Drivers and Constructors titles apiece.
And whilst this
story is devoted solely to the Inaugural USGP held at Phoenix - for reasons
still unknown, I very foolishly decided to skip the 1990 event before returning
to "The Valley of the Sun" for what would be the final Formula 1 race
held in Arizona which I chronicled in;
