Tuesday, June 17, 2014

FOX lays a TURD upon its Le Mans TV coverage!

At first I was simply too tired to have any anger to spew towards the hug-able hip Dippy' Fox Sports 1 (FS1) channel, having made the B-I-G mistake of getting up in the 'Wee hours 'O Sunday  morning to watch; Err listen to their  scintillating broadcast  "O Le Mans. As I seriously couldn't believe that their Flagship FS1 TV Channel wasn't gonna show the final 90-minutes of this year's 24 Heurs du Mans; WTF!

NO! I just basically sat in thee DARK in shock over the fact that thy 'Mack Daddy 'O Endurance racing was being pre-empted by the Spanish MotoGP race instead; Aye Karumba!

As its funny Ha-Ha? How every Formula 1 weekend we're forced to endure being spoon-fed over how the Qualie' and race requirements work, a la qualifying knock-out procedure, fuel-flow metrics and mandatory usage of each tyre compound, yet when FS1 came back upon the air at 11PM Pacific, their "B-Team" announcers couldn't even bother recapping the race's change of leaders or what had happened since they'd been off the air for some nine-plus hours; SHEISA!

As I had NO FRIGGIN' CLUE over how the Audi's had taken over the lead from the No. 7 Toyota which had been leading when FS1 went off the air.

Nor am I gonna say anythingy 'bout two of the announcers who sounded somewhat Punch-drunk during the second block 'O FS1 airtime, since I like Fox Sports Le Mans television crew...

NO! For Mwah, I just cannot believe how Fox Sports SHITTED all over  the nail-biting finish of this year's race by switching its TV coverage to Fox Sports 2, which we do NOT receive in Seattle! As all I could think of was the infamous "Heidi" football game from a zillion years ago; finding myself simply shaking my head in disbelief over this programming sham at 3:09AM Pacific!

Thus, I began crossing my fingers 'N chanting for the No. 20 Porsche of  Timo Bernhard, Mark Webber and Brendon Hartley to do the unthinkable and shockingly win the race for which NOBODY would have seen since FS2, formerly Fuel TV is NOT available on most viewers "Boob Tubes!" (TV) As you could tell there was some trepidation since they condensed the MotoGP Pre-race by 15mins and then were going back to 15mins prior to the end of the MotoGP published airtime to which I simply said FUCK YOU FOX! As I stumbled back to bed at 5:48AM (Pacific) wondering why I'd done that to my internal body clock; SHEISA!

Grade: D