And He misses the Pile…
Yeah, know Y’all are saying where’s my riveting
Canadian GP or Gateway IndyCar race reports eh? But Yuhs know how I roll here
in Nofendersville…
Once again, I got Cornholed! Just over a
fortnight ago, (Sunday, June 1st) when chaos was breaking out in Barcelona, ci!
Supposedly ESPNews was replaying the Spanish GP
at 2:30PM. (Pacific) As I long ago stopped getting up at Oh Dark 30 for Formula
1, Ole!
I turned Thy Telie’ on early, since I often aim
the remote the wrong way and have to play the turn the cable box on game, being
Blind Y’all…
Yep, Thar was some riveting Cornhole game being
played, which I must say is like my trying to watch a Darts match, with the
bean bags going womp-womp-womp! Followed by what sounded like somebody calling
a High School tennis game TV announcers noise.
Without knowing the time, 2:30PM came ‘n went,
and when I finally checked the time since this riveting Cornhole match was now
onto another game, it was 2:43PM. And in the words of George Crybaby’ Russell,
What The Flock? Language George, the FIA doesn’t like cuss words, Tsk-Tsk!
http://www.nofenders.net/2021/04/welcome-to-formula-ones-pariah-club.html
Hmm, may be the F1 replay won’t start until
3:00PM? Since the Emilia Romagna rebroadcast had a similar problema, with some
college sports program running 20mins extra before somebody apparently woke up
and began the F1 replay. Which I “watched” an hour of the Max parade before
going to bed…
Checking my Zap-2-It TV guide again for the
umpteenth time. Since it was past 3PM and Cornhole was still going strong, with
the scintillating score being 8-6, Urgh! It said that ESPNews was also
replaying the Spanish GP at 7PM. And even though I’d accidently heard who the
winner was, Sigh! I thought I’d watch it anyways, since this is the only reason
I keep my outlandishly overpriced Spectrum Cable TV service. Now that Fox
Sports has taken over MotoGP and doesn’t replay it until the middle of the
night, but I digress…
Nope, Stee-rike Two! As there was some riveting
womens college baseball game going on, in the middle of the fifth inning
involving Arkansas I believe, Swell! So I just went and “watched” Err listened
to the Youtube Highlights “package” instead. Since I’d waisted far too mucho
time trying to catch the Gory F1 replay!
Guessing y’all know what happened in the
closing stages of the Spanish GP race highlights, ci?
But once again, I missed All of the Fireworks
surrounding who I’m now calling Max Blunderhead! Being just one more blatant
example of why I don’t like Maximus Hothead! And I totally agree with 2016 F1
World Champion Nico Rosberg’s assessment that Verstappen should have been given
a black flag for purposely ramming Russell! As a ten second time penalty
doesn’t send a severe enough message to a driver well known for His outrageous,
and dangerous driving antics…
Have scribbled previously that I’ve never
disputed Verstappen’s driving talent. It’s just His unrealistic behaviour of a
toddler throwing His bottle out of the pram whenever He doesn’t get His way
on-track that rankles me!
As His petulant spearing of Russell after
having been told by His race engineer to give George the place back seems
reminiscent of Senna deliberately crashing Prost at Suzuka! Or Michael
Schumacher squeezing Rubino’, nee Rubens Barrichello into the wall at some
180mph at the Hungaroring in 2010! Where the German received a ten place grid
penalty for the next race at thee Mighty Spa’; Spa-Francorchamps for His
reckless, Err Ruthless driving behaviour.
Which like I’ve said before, Senna and
Schumacher are the two closest drivers Max Blunderhead seems to emulate
on-track, meaning I should be a fan of His…
And how can you not enjoy Max’s off track
candidness? Saying that Red Bull teammate Yuki Tsunoda is not a pancake! In
regards to the Japanese driver completely struggling with the diabolical RB21
chassis, for which Liam Lawson was demoted from, and arguably should have never
been so hastily promoted to the Big Bullx’ outfit after only eleven Grands Prix
experience…
Or Max saying He’ll bring some tissues next
time after Russell’s remarks regarding His driving antics.
Yet Maximus Hothead’s temper tantrum is
inexcusable, and once again Red Bull is doing nothing about it! Since what
would be the draconian punishment to Tsunoda, Lawson or the other ‘lil Bullz’
(Racing Bulls) rookie driver Isack Hadjar for disobeying a direct order from
the race team?
Max needs to be sat down for one Grand Prix if
the sport really wishes to set the proper example for not tolerating such
egregious driving behaviour! Where the Austrian Grand Prix minus Verstappen
would definitely send a message! Or at the very least, a ten grid place penalty
at Montreal.
Thus, I found Thyself hoping Maxwell silver
Hammer would pick up one more needed penalty point at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve
to enforce a one race ban at Spielberg. Although knowing Maxwell Silver
Hammer’s to shrewd for that…
Yet it serves Max right that He won’t secure a
fifth consecutive F1 world championship this year, since He doesn’t deserve it!
Meanwhile, thanks to F1 being on the eastern
seaboard, and Indy being a night race. I actually got to “watch”, Err listen to
most of the Canadian Grand Prix live on Thy Telie’, i.e.; both Friday practice
sessions, Qualie and the race.
Apparently the word Lando Norris was using over the weekend on Il Notre Dam was inevitable. Which surely, I should have expected it would be inevitable for Max Blunderhead and George F-bombs R Us Russell to be on the front row together again for Sunday’s race.
Max was very “Cool” in the post qualifying
interview with Jack Vanilla, aka Jacques Villeneuve. Replying He always wants
to be on pole…
Then Russell was a Cheeky Bugger! And I’m 86% certain the crowd Booed Him when He
said He’s got a few more points on His license to play with. For which all I
could say was Youch!
Or as ‘lil Davey Malukas used to say during the
Team Penske Bus Bros dazes’, shots fired!
And then during Martin BillyBob’ Brundle’s
legendous’ Grid Walk, Brundle cheekily told Carlos Sainz Jr. I promise you
Carlos, your not late as He went scurrying by, Youza, good one Martin!
Yet the race was anti-climatic at the front
with Russell leading wire-to-wire from pole, with Max second and Kimi Antonelli
scoring His maiden podium.
While all of the fireworks occurred on lap 67 of 70 when Norris made an ill-advised overtaking attempt upon McLaren teammate, and F1 championship points leader Oscar Piastri. With Norris shunting and Piastri finishing fourth after a cautionary pitstop to change tyres, at least that’s what I thought I heard the Sky sports Pundits say? With the race finishing under caution…
