Monday, July 19, 2021

F1: Hamilton Nerfs’ Verstappen!

As I was  gonna say Another competitor…

 

So I turned off Thy Telie’ in total Disgust the moment Golden Child passed Ferrari’s Charles Leclerc for a undeserved win at Silverstone! Since I absolutely didn’t want to hear Sir Lewis’s cockamamey Bullshit on how he was “sorry” for touching Max Verstappen in Copse corner…

 

As I wanted to Throw my TV Remote at Thy Telie!

 

As I was pretty disappointed with Martin Billybob’ Brundle taking the High line and just declaring it a racing accident, WTF? Ok, yeah technically it was a racing accident since it occurred Ontrack, but! At least both former Formula 1 World Champions Jenson Button and Damon Hill were willing to call a Spade a Spade on TV, as both said it was Hamilton’s fault and he deserved a penalty. As Button was the most eloquent by saying that Lewis never was ahead of Max or ever had the corner’s Apex.

 

As for Mwah, who cannot See a Gory thing, whenever a trailing car’s front left tyre strikes the leading car’s rear right tyre it’s 100% the Fault of the trailing driver, which in this case once again would be Lewis Hamilton! Since that was Downhill Skiing Etiquette 101 for Mwah a Gory lifetime ago…

 

As Punting your fiercest rival Off track into a 51G Shunt isn’t worthy of a Seven Times F1 World Champion! And any way you try to Spin it Lewis is simply Bullshit! Especially since you had a Bloody Cracked Front left Wheel Rim!

 

So I could mentally hear Lewis Thanking the Fans, I just love you All, your support is so important to me, even if I live in another country that’s a Tax Haven, or the fact that I Thank the Fans at every track I win at, Blah Blah blah! Even with my television switched off before the chequored flag was thrown…

 

And Sir Lewis proclaimed He’s got Nothing to Apologize for, as I’d say Hamilton’s broken the Mutual Respect the two F1 title rivals have been talking about, and presumably the Gloves are Off now for Verstappen who watched in Disgust Lewis feverishly celebrating his win whilst in Hospital!

 

Since for once Red Bull’s Pied Piper Christian Horner got it right, what a Hollow Victory that was, Lewis!