Thursday, December 26, 2019

Happy Holley 4-barrel Holidazes, Y'all

Nofendersville' Village. (The Tomaso Collection)
Groan, he's at it again... Another wacky poem from a much overused theme..

As Merry Festimus' Y'all, from Ye Mystical Isle 'O Nofendersville, a Happy, Joyous, Contented piece 'O Wind Swept Barren Rock, Somewheres' on thou Oregonian Coast between Winchester Bay and Cape Perpetchua, R' Mateys!

Although it's a somewhat Blue, Blue Christmas, since unfortunately that Fine Kuhnaidiun' Lass Claire's No longer with us...

Although Betcha thought I was gonna Roll with 'Ol Elvis's Blue-Blue-Blue platter, Eh? But Claire would want something a 'lil more up-tempo Me Thinks!

As may be it was ye Eggnog... But I'd already had my favourite Two Hosers on thy Mind... NO! Not thee Mayor 'O Hinchtown and thou Young Wicky! (Robert Wickens) Nor Scott "What Pace Car?" Goodyear & Jockess V, nee Jack Vanilla, aka Jacques Villeneuve. Nye Pat "The Carpenter" (Carpentier) or TAG', nee Alex Tagliani; but I digress...

Nope instead, per tipicali this time 'O year, those loveable KuhNucks Bob & Doug always come to mind, along with thar signature version of a certain Christmas song.

Dodge's Wickedly Insane interpretation of what Santa's Sleigh would look like if mated from a modern day Challenger Hellcat! But Inquiring Minds wanna know, is Thar room for Rudolph? (Image source:
On the First Day 'O Carmania, 'Ol Carroll Shelby Grumbled Squarely at Me;
Son, Thar better be Juan 'O my Darn Blasted Contraptions in your Pitiful Song!

On the Twelfth Day 'O Carmania, 'Ol shel Grumbled to Thee,

12 Long's Doughnuts
11 X Rows of Shiny Dallara's
10Speeding Ferrari's
Nine BOSS Mustangs
eight 'lil E No. 88 Diecast's
Seven Bars 'O Geddy Lee

Six Carling Black Labels'
Five Aston Martin DB5's'
four Borg Warner Trophies
three Diamantina Cocktails'
Two Saleen Mustangs
And a Bad Arse 289 FIA Shelby Cobra underneath thou Tree!

As this witty repartee from Thy Isle 'O Nofendersville was inspired by Bob & Doug McKenzie, for which they'd definitely say; Take Off Eh! As this "Song's" Definitely Done...

And to All who continue reading thy Blog a Very good Night! Felice Navidad and Merry X-Mas! Since after all, It is the most wonderful; BARF!  

See Y'all in 2020!


(Nofendersville Photo c/o J & J Images)