I'm Sorry, you must provide us your Email Contact Information so We Can Mine your Data and send you countless, USELESS, Stupid 'N Annoying Spam emails!
Talk 'bout I-T being Friday the 13th! As my overly rough and Bizarre Day just got even WEIRDER! when I reluctantly decided to attempt logging onto Indycar.com's CRAPPY, Annoying and Half Baked "Live" Timing & Scoring Webpage to catch the last half of today's Long Beach's second practice session; HA-HA-HA! PSYCHE! As I was immediately greeted by the following KILLJOY BUZZ SAW Message!
"In order to watch Live Timing & Scoring, please enter your information below. If you have already registered and visiting on a new device, please enter your code in the "already have a verification code" section below. You must be able to access the inbox of the email address entered below."
WHAT THE FUCK INDYCAR! SERIOUSLY???
Uhm, Newsflash! I'm FUCKING BLIND!!! Ergo I CANNOT read your STUPID ASS "Verification" Code!
As I've been putting up with accessing your Po-Dunk Webpage for Several Years Now, with constantly Dumping transmissions on the SAME Computer for eternity now! So why are you suddenly Denying a longtime Fan access Along with Never having been Subjugated to this BULLSHIT Before!
Like is the Play Button over here? Over Thar? No Play button today, NO! It's the Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weenie Yellow triangle on an Orangish-green screen Background over Thar. No, a little further over to the right, keep going...
What? You cannot SEE I-T? Are you Blind or Somme-thun?
As Congratulations IndyCar, Here's Your Sign! As I do NOT want to hear one 'lil thingy' about your Web Traffic being Down, Yuhs think? As you've just LOST some of your precious Web Clicks' traffic bait from a very longtime, and now PISSED OFF FAN!
VIDEO: Here's Your Sign!