Saturday, March 12, 2016

Is Ed Carpenter really that Desperate?

Was quite surprised to read in Thy Tabloids; Err racing news that another Venezuelan wants to make his mark upon Indy Cars! Following in Thy footsteps of Thy Wanderin' Milka and EJ "What? Me Worry!" Viso...

Seriously? I had to guffaw over the potential news of the man I've coined Sir Crashalot and Walldanado! Possibly joining Ed Carpenter Racing (ECR) for the Twisties' (Road & Street Courses) portion of the IndyCar schedule aboard the team boss's #20 Dallara-Chevrolet.

Especially since I've heard nothin' but rampant scuttlebutt over the team not being able to run J.R. Hildebrand at Indianapolis this May due to the team having torn up multiple chassis last May at Mother Speedway!

Which if ECR's worried 'bout rebuilding or buying new Dallara monocoques, then Y'all think they'd probably Shy Away from somebody of Crashtor's reputation, eh?

As the Smart Money would be to hire Jack Harvey as FAST EDDIES' Twisties' Specialist, but then again this is strictly money related...

And if Y'all think I'm being too critical upon Pastor, then take notice of what The Guardian's Paul Weaver wrote; having been the one to inform me of the Lotus F1 driver having a website titled: Has Maldonado Crashed Today? YIKES!