Yipping, Howling and chortling All the way to the
Bank. Thanks Billy!
Trying to think about this pragmatically, Burp!
No, No! Take the green one! As what did poor ‘Ol Alice say about one making you
smaller – Drugs are Bad, Ok!
“And the white
Knight is talking backward and the red Queen’s on Her Head”
VIDEO:
Jefferson Airplane’s White Rabbit
As an Artist, I’d like to think I’m a
minimalist, yet Techies would undoubtably say I’m a Luddite! Since I just wish
for my PC to do three basic functions, i.e.; word documents, email and
Surf-the-Web, aka Intrawoods. Or as ‘Ol Chucklenutts called it, the internets…
Having listened all season long to IndyCar
Radio you’d have to say the Flintstone Tyre & Rubber marketing people did
their job effectively. Since “these days, you’ve got two options. Buy a new
vehicle or repair the one you Have.:”
Yeah, I really shouldn’t have upgraded to
Microsoft Office 2021 for several reasons! But didn’t understand why Microsoft
had been telling me I had an unlicensed product for nearly a year’s time before
suddenly, inexplicably without any warning, locked me out of using any of my
Office 2016 “suites” products, Whiskey Tango foxtrot!
In hindsight, I’m hoping that Microsoft isn’t
so Anal as to not allow my transferring my newly purchased Office 2016 software
from my WINDOUGHS’ 10 Confuzer’ to my internally upgraded WINDOUGHS’ 11
machine, would they? As I even had to buy a separate $7 license key to run Windows
11, Spew! And now another $11.99 to put the upgraded, retarded Office 2021 onto
my machine, Blimey!
The only reason I upgraded to a newer version
of Office was because I thought Microsoft had Buggered my usage of temporary
place markers in my JAWS 2026 Screen Reader software…
But NO! Apparently, Microsoft had made the use
of temporary place markers asinine – allowing only one usage per word document,
which once again is retarded!
And then the internal Autoplay running of a
thumb drive that I’m ah-Waitin’ my Computer Tech to finish installing
correctly. Wiped out the riveting text I’d typed here, Urgh! And keeps wanting
to run a scan upon my thumb drive to fix it, even though there was nothing
wrong with it before we installed office 2021!
Microsoft
causes No Fenders Stoppage
Wryly, having originally planned on posting my
No Fenders work stoppage post on Monday, Sept 21st, but pulled-it at the last moment.
Since I was hoping to delay my expected, painful software upgrade to a later
date.
Joke’s on me! Since three days later Microsoft
reciprocated by locking me out of my Office 2016 product, Bastardoes!
On top of that Microsoft has made everything twice,
or should that be trice as difficult, hiding the link selection when trying to create
a text hyperlink – like the one above, Buggers!
Although I found it after wasting a half-hours
time, once I finally figured out where the link option was hiding, Buggers!
Microsoft claims it upgraded Office 2021’s
ubiquitous ribbon that I rely upon as a Blind Word Butcher, to be sleeker and
more contemporary – with a muted, soothing, softer, neutral colour palette,
Spew!
Just because Chrysler thought it was Cool
Daddy-O’ introducing its dashboard push button automatic transmission, doesn’t
mean it was better! As I’m guessing you’ve got to be of a certain, older age
like Mwah to remember Chrysler’s Imperial models from the 1950-60’s with this
luxury feature, Eh?
Being blind, have I mentioned that lately
Y’all? I rely heavily upon Microsoft’s ribbon feature, and after using it for
the past six years. Hiding easy to find functions such as Drafts, Sent Items,
etc. in Outlook. And Fonts format and Undo options in Word. Its not even one
itsy, bitsy polka-dot tweeny weenie helpful that Microsoft hid them All!
Also, I shouldn’t have to beat my head against
the wall to understand that even though the Save As file path in Word says
today, I’ve still got to tab down and click upon the corresponding folder, even
if its dated three days ago, Huh? In order to save the new word file I’m trying
to create! All of which I think is associated to Microsoft’s push for “Clown”,
err Cloud computing. Yet with the lack of rain these days and no cloud seeding,
Oh Never Mind!
Thought I knew everything about planned
obsolescence, Butt! And this is absolute 100% Freakin’ Horseshit Microsoft! Or
as they’ve quickly become known as MicroDollar to Mwah!
According to my Computer Tech, even though I have
a perfectly working, functioning and legally purchased copy of Office 2016,
Microsoft now embeds the corresponding license key onto the computer’s
motherboard – apparently making it not possible to simply transfer old software
onto a new computer, WTF!
Obviously, snap? My Office 2021 Outlook wasn’t
installed correctly? Since the reading pane set to on is Uber annoying for
those of us whom rely upon screen readers. Not to mention not being able to
even create a new email contact, know if Outlook’s in web browser mode? Or why
there’s no Cc box below the To in traditional emails. Or why absolutely nothing
on the internet regarding how to fix these issue doesn’t work, Urgh!
For instance, Microsoft says to go to the upper
right-hand corner of the Inbox’s toolbar and look for the 7 Gear icon. Or go to
the People tab and click on the dropdown menu…
Yo MicroDollar, I’m Freakin’ blind Capiche!
And it’s sad how much furor comes up when
simply querying why are Microsoft Arseholes? As I’ll let one dubious link below
do the Heavy lifting…
Why
I Fucking Hate Microsoft with Burning passion
Need I say more?
Now where did I put my car keys…
Partial song lyrics from: Jefferson Airplane’s White Rabbit; 1967 Surrealistic Pillow Album.
